I was walking down the street and this black guy says "you look like a faggot" so I was like "shut up nigger, I'll cut you". So he charges at me, fists clenched, and I bend down and press a button on my shoe, and a knife flips out. I do a backwards spinning kick and slice his neck open. He falls to the ground gurgling his own blood, I push my sunglasses against my nasion and walk coolly away.

thanks, cringiest thing i've read in awhile

it was a hologram

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on July 23, 2017, 10:36:28 AM

But did you drop a sick one liner as you left?

Yeah. I said in a low voice "physical removal".

did you roll a 2 on that d20

any cringier and he would've just been healed by how fucking lame it was, and your back would've been stabbed