Brangelina divorce!!! Oh no!!!!

Luciana · September 21, 2016, 09:05:39 AM

Why the FUCK is this Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt breakup such big fucking news? I'm hearing Goodmorning America ACTUALLY talking about this like it's news. I am so sick of hearing about it. CNN had it as "BREAKING NEWS" yesterday, like Russia and the US went to war.

The host on TV: "You know you dont know someone but when you hear a breakup like this you FEEL it"

Fuck you, you're the reason our media is so fucking bad

Zonda · September 21, 2016, 09:09:02 AM

Fucking let me get back to my nightly watch of Fat Pizza and watching cunts drop absolute fat ones on primary school car parks in their 308 wagons aye

gats · September 21, 2016, 09:11:47 AM

they split? what the fuck man?
it's like ross and rachel all over again ;_;

BaconShelf · September 21, 2016, 09:12:16 AM

Yeah, they dedicated like 10 minutes to it this morning on bbc news to talk about it. Surely there are many more newsworthy events going on in the world.

DAS B00T x2 · September 21, 2016, 09:27:55 AM

WHAT?
NO!
GOD NOT!

Elegiac · September 21, 2016, 09:28:59 AM

Quote from: gats on September 21, 2016, 09:11:47 AM

they split? what the fuck man?
it's like ross and rachel all over again ;_;

fuck you need to be stomped

gats · September 21, 2016, 09:30:07 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on September 21, 2016, 09:28:59 AM

Quote from: gats on September 21, 2016, 09:11:47 AM
they split? what the fuck man?
it's like ross and rachel all over again ;_;
fuck you need to be stomped

*/s

Verbatim · September 21, 2016, 09:34:31 AM

Probably because they were the biggest celebrity couple ever, and managed to stay faithful to each other for a very long time.

This is the first I'm hearing about it.

Still more compelling news than "guy hits ball with bat really hard" or "guy kicks ball into net really fast."

Casper · September 21, 2016, 09:39:32 AM

Funny how whenever something threatening goes on, like NYC and New Jersey, something trivial makes big news to sweep it under the rug.

Elegiac · September 21, 2016, 09:59:05 AM

Quote from: gats on September 21, 2016, 09:30:07 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on September 21, 2016, 09:28:59 AM
Quote from: gats on September 21, 2016, 09:11:47 AM
they split? what the fuck man?
it's like ross and rachel all over again ;_;
fuck you need to be stomped
*/s

fucking hieroglyphics

mojo · September 21, 2016, 10:03:43 AM

Quote from: Zonda on September 21, 2016, 09:09:02 AM

Fucking let me get back to my nightly watch of Fat Pizza and watching cunts drop absolute fat ones on primary school car parks in their 308 wagons aye

you right

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · September 21, 2016, 10:11:27 AM

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DAS B00T x2 · September 21, 2016, 10:11:33 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 21, 2016, 09:34:31 AM

Probably because they were the biggest celebrity couple ever, and managed to stay faithful to each other for a very long time.

This is the first I'm hearing about it.

Still more compelling news than "guy hits ball with bat really hard" or "guy kicks ball into net really fast."

And it's unexpected unlike "Twelve bombings in Syria kill forty" or "Tyreese Dayquan Brown shot dead by police"

Mr. Psychologist · September 21, 2016, 10:13:49 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 10:11:33 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 21, 2016, 09:34:31 AM
Probably because they were the biggest celebrity couple ever, and managed to stay faithful to each other for a very long time.

This is the first I'm hearing about it.

Still more compelling news than "guy hits ball with bat really hard" or "guy kicks ball into net really fast."
And it's unexpected unlike "Twelve bombings in Syria kill forty" or "Tyreese Dayquan Brown shot dead by police"

Tyreese was a good boy he didn't do nothing wrong

challengerX · September 21, 2016, 10:14:41 AM

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Jive Turkey · September 21, 2016, 10:37:51 AM

I'm actually kinda shocked

Brad is the GOAT

Azumarill · September 21, 2016, 10:39:32 AM

i was watching the cbs morning news last night because i couldnt get to sleep, the anchor mentioned theyd be covering the brangelina split after a commercial break and i just turned my tv off and sat there in angry silence

Ian · September 21, 2016, 10:39:59 AM

I would totally deal with the paparazzi if it means I could date Zooey Deschanel.

Dietrich Six · September 21, 2016, 03:16:55 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 10:39:59 AM

I would totally deal with the paparazzi if it means I could date Zooey Deschanel.

The deer in the headlights look.

Luciana · September 21, 2016, 03:26:09 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 21, 2016, 09:34:31 AM

Still more compelling news than "guy hits ball with bat really hard" or "guy kicks ball into net really fast."

I'd argue it isn't since one takes physical effort and practice, where as another is just two famous people having a divorce, like 50% of our nation.

Jono · September 21, 2016, 03:29:04 PM

Would you rather hear about what the Kardashians had for lunch?

🂿 · September 21, 2016, 03:33:15 PM

I agree. Why the fuck do people think I give a shit about this shit?

🂿 · September 21, 2016, 03:33:43 PM

Quote from: Jono on September 21, 2016, 03:29:04 PM

Would you rather hear about what the Kardashians had for lunch?

Oh god not that shit again.

Ian · September 21, 2016, 03:37:52 PM

But she's so cuuuuutttteeee.

Quote from: Dietrich Six on September 21, 2016, 03:16:55 PM

The deer in the headlights look.

Dietrich Six · September 21, 2016, 03:43:18 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 03:37:52 PM

But she's so cuuuuutttteeee.

Quote from: Dietrich Six on September 21, 2016, 03:16:55 PM
The deer in the headlights look.

I'll concede that