This is quite an accurate representation of the memester levels

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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
me and jocephalopod will rule the world


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DON'T POST THAT FUCKING BANANA!


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.




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Where did the influx of new users, such as yourself, come from?


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II was looking for another community to ruin with my presense so I lookd up "vidya forum" and this was a result that I liked


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Y'all motherfuckers don't even know the level of memery that is the grundsau lodsch.


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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
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thanks asshole uwu
but how did you really find this forum

no I'm serious I just looked up video games forum and this showed up
I dont even know what a bunghole.net is


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thanks asshole uwu
but how did you really find this forum

no I'm serious I just looked up video games forum and this showed up
I dont even know what a bunghole.net is
What about a S4FF1R3?


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They're already here
YouTube


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
I know what Challenger is now.


I have been taught.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I know what Challenger is now.


I have been taught.
I'm beyond this chart
Cosmic meme-lord?


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
I know what Challenger is now.


I have been taught.
I'm beyond this chart

I think your previous Pepe avatars and spending a minute on this forum tells people you are right in the middle.


 
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hi every1 im new here ㏌ my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI‼‼‼! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 W㏊t the 🍆fuck🍑 did you j㎲t 👉👌fuck㏌g say about me, you littᇉ👌👌 gᅇd shit you littᇉ gᅇd shit you littᇉ 👌👌 gᅇd shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ ℡eporʦ around and shᅇʦ bea㎳ at you🔫👾 I’ᄔ ㏊ve you know I 🎓g㎭㎂ted🎓 🔝 of my class ㏌ the 🐳Navy Seaʪ🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been i㎵olved ㏌ n㎛ero㎲🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥  on 💣Al-Q㎂e㍲👳, and I ㏊ve ㍵er 3⃣💯 ㏇nfirmed 📘📗bᅇkshelves📚. t㏊ʦ ✔️ some im㏚essⅳe👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chor㎲: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? ㏊s anyone reaᄔy been far🌌 even as decided ✌ ㎲e even go want to do lᅇk more like✔️up 👉here👈 ㏌ 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I ㏂ tra㏌ed💪 ㏌ goriᄔa🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 ㏌ the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS🇺🇸 armed💪forŒs. my ㎁me is ㎄ty👧 but u can ㎈l me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲rando㎃terialistic💵😎👍✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but j㎲t another fᵫl⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I wiᄔ wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWᇉDGE🎓 the 👍likes👍 of which ㏊s never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, ㎃rk my 👉👌🍆fuck㏌g🍑 w🌚rds. You th㏌k you can get  away with say㏌g t㏊t gᅇd✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me ㍵er the Internet? Th㏌k🙇 aga㏌, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from beh㏌d👟💥 Are! ℡eporʦ✨👽 ㏌ front of you and uppercuʦ you ㏌to the air J㎲t! flies ㏌to the air with fl㏂㏌g spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I ㏂ ㏇ntact㏌g my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is be㏌g traŒd🔬 right now so you better ㏚e㎩re 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, ㎃ggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ t㏊t wipes🙌 out the ㎩thetic littᇉ th㏌g you ㎈l your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fuck㏌g dead💀, kid. t㏊ʦ why i c㏂e here, 2kiᄔ random ppl on the ㏌ternetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ yea₨ old (im ㎃ture 4 my age tho‼) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kiᄔ you ㏌ ㍵er seven💯ways, and t㏊t’s j㎲t with my 🐻㍴e🐻 ㏊nds🙌. i like 2 watch i㎵ader👾zim👽 w/ my la㏔orgh㏌i💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩) iʦ our favorite tv show‼! bcuz iʦ SOOOO FUN TO DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS‼‼ shes random🎲2⃣ of ㏇u₨e but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂‼‼ hiʦ you with fl㏂e🔥👊 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻‼! DOOOOOMMMM‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼ <— me be㏌ random aga㏌ _^ hehe…tᅇdᇉs‼‼! Garfield😽 ᇉa㎱ towards Jon.😘 Not only ㏂ I exte㎱ⅳely tra㏌ed ㏌ u㎁rmed⛔️💪 ㏇㏔at, but I ㏊ve 💳a㏄ess🔖🔑 to the entire a₨e㎁l✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Mar㏌e⚓️ Cor㎰🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I wiᄔ ㎲e it to iʦ fuᄔ👐 extent to wipe your miserabᇉ as🍑s off the faŒ of the ㏇nt㏌ent🌍✔️, you littᇉ gᅇd shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his ㏊nd ㏌to the 🍝㎩sta🍜 dish. As he lifʦ his warm ㏊nd out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large cl㎛p of ㎩sta🍝, s㍳Œ🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly br㏌gs the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate aᄔ the lasaga🍝. If only you ㏇uld ㏊ve known🎓✔️ w㏊t unholy🙌 retributюn your littᇉ “cᇉver📃” ㏇㎜en📝t was about to br㏌g down upon you, ㎃ybe you would ㏊ve held your fuck㏌g 🍆💦tongᵫ👅. But you ㏇uldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️㎩y㏌g the ㏚iŒ💲💲💲, you god㍲mn😤 idюt. crashes ㏌to you with meteor💫💥 sl㏂ attack and kilʪ you🔪 heh… another 4⃣c㏊nner🍀 falʪ to me. I wiᄔ shit💩bᅇkshelves📘 aᄔ ㍵er yo💯u and you wiᄔ drown🌊😱🌊 ㏌ it. You’re fuck㏌g dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those fᅇd🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then i㎱erʦ the lasaga ㏌to Garfield's mouth💋 and ㏚ᅂeeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 ㏌ his ㏊nd.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for someth㏌g a littᇉ different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 t㏊ʦ w㏊t im talk㏌g about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches beh㏌d Garfield and slowly i㎱erʦ the fᵫl unit🍝🍝 ㏌to his an㎲🍑. "do you like t㏊t you big fat cat?😼" Jon qᵫstю㎱. Garfield pu😼r₨ with jѹ. "t㏊nk you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entranŒ of the dᅇr to the kitchen, 🐶a silhoᵫtte of a 🐕dog appea₨. A quiet mu㏔ᇉ is heard but ㏌㍳dibᇉ for the ㎃n and fel㏌e to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mu㏔ᇉd.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOᅇoᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌l㍵e❤️ and waffᇉs and CUMMIES💦 you littᇉ gᅇ💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌nott㏌g pe₨onnel, kid💁🚬 ℡eporʦ away
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hi every1 im new here ㏌ my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI‼‼‼! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 W㏊t the 🍆fuck🍑 did you j㎲t 👉👌fuck㏌g say about me, you littᇉ👌👌 gᅇd shit you littᇉ gᅇd shit you littᇉ 👌👌 gᅇd shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ ℡eporʦ around and shᅇʦ bea㎳ at you🔫👾 I’ᄔ ㏊ve you know I 🎓g㎭㎂ted🎓 🔝 of my class ㏌ the 🐳Navy Seaʪ🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been i㎵olved ㏌ n㎛ero㎲🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥  on 💣Al-Q㎂e㍲👳, and I ㏊ve ㍵er 3⃣💯 ㏇nfirmed 📘📗bᅇkshelves📚. t㏊ʦ ✔️ some im㏚essⅳe👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chor㎲: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? ㏊s anyone reaᄔy been far🌌 even as decided ✌ ㎲e even go want to do lᅇk more like✔️up 👉here👈 ㏌ 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I ㏂ tra㏌ed💪 ㏌ goriᄔa🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 ㏌ the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS🇺🇸 armed💪forŒs. my ㎁me is ㎄ty👧 but u can ㎈l me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲rando㎃terialistic💵😎👍✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but j㎲t another fᵫl⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I wiᄔ wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWᇉDGE🎓 the 👍likes👍 of which ㏊s never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, ㎃rk my 👉👌🍆fuck㏌g🍑 w🌚rds. You th㏌k you can get  away with say㏌g t㏊t gᅇd✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me ㍵er the Internet? Th㏌k🙇 aga㏌, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from beh㏌d👟💥 Are! ℡eporʦ✨👽 ㏌ front of you and uppercuʦ you ㏌to the air J㎲t! flies ㏌to the air with fl㏂㏌g spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I ㏂ ㏇ntact㏌g my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is be㏌g traŒd🔬 right now so you better ㏚e㎩re 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, ㎃ggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ t㏊t wipes🙌 out the ㎩thetic littᇉ th㏌g you ㎈l your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fuck㏌g dead💀, kid. t㏊ʦ why i c㏂e here, 2kiᄔ random ppl on the ㏌ternetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ yea₨ old (im ㎃ture 4 my age tho‼) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kiᄔ you ㏌ ㍵er seven💯ways, and t㏊t’s j㎲t with my 🐻㍴e🐻 ㏊nds🙌. i like 2 watch i㎵ader👾zim👽 w/ my la㏔orgh㏌i💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩) iʦ our favorite tv show‼! bcuz iʦ SOOOO FUN TO DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS‼‼ shes random🎲2⃣ of ㏇u₨e but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂‼‼ hiʦ you with fl㏂e🔥👊 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻‼! DOOOOOMMMM‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼ <— me be㏌ random aga㏌ _^ hehe…tᅇdᇉs‼‼! Garfield😽 ᇉa㎱ towards Jon.😘 Not only ㏂ I exte㎱ⅳely tra㏌ed ㏌ u㎁rmed⛔️💪 ㏇㏔at, but I ㏊ve 💳a㏄ess🔖🔑 to the entire a₨e㎁l✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Mar㏌e⚓️ Cor㎰🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I wiᄔ ㎲e it to iʦ fuᄔ👐 extent to wipe your miserabᇉ as🍑s off the faŒ of the ㏇nt㏌ent🌍✔️, you littᇉ gᅇd shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his ㏊nd ㏌to the 🍝㎩sta🍜 dish. As he lifʦ his warm ㏊nd out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large cl㎛p of ㎩sta🍝, s㍳Œ🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly br㏌gs the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate aᄔ the lasaga🍝. If only you ㏇uld ㏊ve known🎓✔️ w㏊t unholy🙌 retributюn your littᇉ “cᇉver📃” ㏇㎜en📝t was about to br㏌g down upon you, ㎃ybe you would ㏊ve held your fuck㏌g 🍆💦tongᵫ👅. But you ㏇uldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️㎩y㏌g the ㏚iŒ💲💲💲, you god㍲mn😤 idюt. crashes ㏌to you with meteor💫💥 sl㏂ attack and kilʪ you🔪 heh… another 4⃣c㏊nner🍀 falʪ to me. I wiᄔ shit💩bᅇkshelves📘 aᄔ ㍵er yo💯u and you wiᄔ drown🌊😱🌊 ㏌ it. You’re fuck㏌g dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those fᅇd🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then i㎱erʦ the lasaga ㏌to Garfield's mouth💋 and ㏚ᅂeeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 ㏌ his ㏊nd.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for someth㏌g a littᇉ different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 t㏊ʦ w㏊t im talk㏌g about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches beh㏌d Garfield and slowly i㎱erʦ the fᵫl unit🍝🍝 ㏌to his an㎲🍑. "do you like t㏊t you big fat cat?😼" Jon qᵫstю㎱. Garfield pu😼r₨ with jѹ. "t㏊nk you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entranŒ of the dᅇr to the kitchen, 🐶a silhoᵫtte of a 🐕dog appea₨. A quiet mu㏔ᇉ is heard but ㏌㍳dibᇉ for the ㎃n and fel㏌e to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mu㏔ᇉd.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOᅇoᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌l㍵e❤️ and waffᇉs and CUMMIES💦 you littᇉ gᅇ💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌nott㏌g pe₨onnel, kid💁🚬 ℡eporʦ away

I see penguin of doom,navy seals and good shit in that abomination

And also cold steel at the end