How am I supposed to use all of this kale?

Loaf · September 06, 2015, 06:42:45 PM

I was thinking that I could just take a flat bread and put some cheese on it, melt it in the microwave and then put a shit load of kale on it and eat it like that. I dunno, but I really can't think of a way to eat it that doesn't involve making some type of sandwich or salad. I got two bushels of it, so it's going to be a challenge. Last week I got two bushels and I only ate like one of them.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 06, 2015, 06:44:10 PM

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Turkey · September 06, 2015, 06:44:22 PM

Saute it with some eggs or rice. Kale cooks down quite a bit.

^^This guy knows what's up.

More Than Mortal · September 06, 2015, 06:47:51 PM

Eating cheese is immoral.

Septy · September 06, 2015, 06:55:57 PM

Loaf · September 06, 2015, 07:00:30 PM

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bobby-flay/sauteed-kale-recipe.html

oh fuck. I am going to have to go to this bullshit grocery store which is poor as fuck and filled with creepy people. Every single time I go in there something offensive happens. You can literally only pay with fucking cash, that's how cheap this grocery store is. I swear to god... there has to be a better way to get my garlic. Maybe I will go to giant eagle instead, that's multiple blocks away but it would probably be more worth it than marks.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 06, 2015, 07:21:13 PM

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Turkey · September 06, 2015, 07:24:08 PM

If you want to just eat it itself, try roasting it. Sauteing it will leave it limp and wet.

Put it in a ziplock bag, add a few tablespoons of oil, salt, pepper, garlic (whatever you want, really), then put it in a toaster oven (or conventional oven if you don't have a toaster oven) for 8-10 minutes. It'll be pretty good.

Deleted · September 06, 2015, 07:24:36 PM

get more vegetabes and chicken and make gumbo

Loaf · September 06, 2015, 08:55:18 PM

Quote from: Dragonator Gamma on September 06, 2015, 07:24:36 PM

get more vegetabes and chicken and make gumbo

making a soup with it would be a great idea. I have a few ingredients, like some diced onions, diced assorted peppers, beans or lentils. I think all that is left to make it a really good soup would be a garlic clove or two and some broth from the soup shop down the street.

Winy · September 06, 2015, 09:07:38 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 06, 2015, 06:44:10 PM

saute that shit with some garlic

And if you want it to be slightly more flavorful, try throwing in some carrots and butternut squash, maybe? There are a million different ways you can make kale. Or make kale chips, I hear those are pretty good!

challengerX · September 06, 2015, 09:09:52 PM

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