Google payed you?

For what?

I wrote them an email this morning asking to discuss a potential partnership in their cloud services, and they called like 2 hours later to chat. At the end of the call the dude was like, I'm going to give you a $500 credit that you have 3 months to use so you can really try the services out.

To give you an idea, right now It's tough to spend $10 a month developing 5 days a week on their platform. I'm going to have to launch an army of virtual machines to spend $500 in 3 months.

A single VM can cost $0.017 per HOUR of use, lol, and if you use any service for at least 70% of any month you get up to 40% off the overall cost. They're challenging me to break the cloud..

I wrote them an email this morning asking to discuss a potential partnership in their cloud services, and they called like 2 hours later to chat. At the end of the call the dude was like, I'm going to give you a $500 credit that you have 3 months to use so you can really try the services out.

To give you an idea, right now It's tough to spend $10 a month developing 5 days a week on their platform. I'm going to have to launch an army of virtual machines to spend $500 in 3 months.

A single VM can cost $0.017 per HOUR of use, lol, and if you use any service for at least 70% of any month you get up to 40% off the overall cost. They're challenging me to break the cloud..

So your job is to run their cloud servers into the ground and strain them as much as possible?

So your job is to run their cloud servers into the ground and strain them as much as possible?

That's affirmative, if you have any ideas how to best accomplish this I'm open.

Ok, I'm going to stand up the max # of vms per hour and have each one send a prank call to a single target for 90 days

Loop {
Stand up 200 VMs
Loop until 90 days {
Prank Call
Destroy VM
Replace VM
}

Who pissed you off lately? lulz

Deej did

I'm so new to b.net, and relatively inactive thanks to SEP7AGON, that I haven't grown to like, dislike, or otherwise loathe this individual. The most i've interacted with him is reading the newsletters lulz.

Bearing in mind, I would absoltely target him just for arbitrary lulz^131487+/- <is about how many calls I could process in 3 months nonstop.