Shoot him in the fucking face with a desert eagle. He reels back, but I intentionally miss a vital spot and just blow his jaw off. He falls, I kick him in the chest and stab him five times, fifth stab I keep the knife in. I kick his ribs in with steel toe boots and stomp his forehead in. Then I take a bone saw and cut off his right leg. I make one long incision on his other leg, and pin the wound open with rusty fucking nails, then I pour chlorine in the wound. I shove a tiny, thin piece of glass up his dick hole and then shatter it, I take a hammer and viciously beat his stomach with it, hitting so hard it busts a hole in it, getting blood everywhere. I get in my truck and run him over 100 times, then I put the two front wheels parked on his limp corpse and do a burn out directly on the body. After a full day of this, I put it in reverse so that I can get it off the corpse. I whip my dick out, and I piss on it, then I take a shit on it. I rip off his tounge and shove it in his exposed chest cavity, pour kerosene on it and then light it on fire. I perform a riverdance on the corpse to put the fire out [I'm wearing fire proof gear] then I take a knife and stab him over and over and over. Finally, I take a selfie with his corpse in the background, then jack off to his mutilated body.
Quote from: Memetics on July 29, 2015, 12:35:01 AMShoot him in the fucking face with a desert eagle. He reels back, but I intentionally miss a vital spot and just blow his jaw off. He falls, I kick him in the chest and stab him five times, fifth stab I keep the knife in. I kick his ribs in with steel toe boots and stomp his forehead in. Then I take a bone saw and cut off his right leg. I make one long incision on his other leg, and pin the wound open with rusty fucking nails, then I pour chlorine in the wound. I shove a tiny, thin piece of glass up his dick hole and then shatter it, I take a hammer and viciously beat his stomach with it, hitting so hard it busts a hole in it, getting blood everywhere. I get in my truck and run him over 100 times, then I put the two front wheels parked on his limp corpse and do a burn out directly on the body. After a full day of this, I put it in reverse so that I can get it off the corpse. I whip my dick out, and I piss on it, then I take a shit on it. I rip off his tounge and shove it in his exposed chest cavity, pour kerosene on it and then light it on fire. I perform a riverdance on the corpse to put the fire out [I'm wearing fire proof gear] then I take a knife and stab him over and over and over. Finally, I take a selfie with his corpse in the background, then jack off to his mutilated body.We should fuck.
"My balls itch."
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 12:59:27 AM"My balls itch." I just got around to watching leah bees mail videos you told me about. So freaking funny
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 01:47:39 AMQuote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 12:59:27 AM"My balls itch." I just got around to watching leah bees mail videos you told me about. So freaking funnyI want their relationship, yo.
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 01:52:35 AMQuote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 01:47:39 AMQuote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 12:59:27 AM"My balls itch." I just got around to watching leah bees mail videos you told me about. So freaking funnyI want their relationship, yo.Step one: gain 100 poundsStep B: get really good at league of legendsStep 3: get all the babes
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 01:55:29 AMQuote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 01:52:35 AMQuote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 01:47:39 AMQuote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 12:59:27 AM"My balls itch." I just got around to watching leah bees mail videos you told me about. So freaking funnyI want their relationship, yo.Step one: gain 100 poundsStep B: get really good at league of legendsStep 3: get all the babesI don't even watch his League video though. The only time I ever watch him play games is his Super Mario 64 playthrough, which is ridiculously entertaining.
But his halo recaps will probably always be his best videos
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AMBut his halo recaps will probably always be his best videosHonestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO.
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AMQuote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AMBut his halo recaps will probably always be his best videosHonestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO. they were the first ones I've ever seen and the ones my friends and I quote so they have a special place in my heart.
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:19:42 AMQuote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AMQuote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AMBut his halo recaps will probably always be his best videosHonestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO. they were the first ones I've ever seen and the ones my friends and I quote so they have a special place in my heart.Yeah, I get it. My friends and I quote Dev Tycoon all the fucking time, too. The Halo 4 recap is the best tho
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:21:02 AMQuote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:19:42 AMQuote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AMQuote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AMBut his halo recaps will probably always be his best videosHonestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO. they were the first ones I've ever seen and the ones my friends and I quote so they have a special place in my heart.Yeah, I get it. My friends and I quote Dev Tycoon all the fucking time, too. The Halo 4 recap is the best thoHoly fuck it's 3:30
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:26:47 AMQuote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:21:02 AMQuote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:19:42 AMQuote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AMQuote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AMBut his halo recaps will probably always be his best videosHonestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO. they were the first ones I've ever seen and the ones my friends and I quote so they have a special place in my heart.Yeah, I get it. My friends and I quote Dev Tycoon all the fucking time, too. The Halo 4 recap is the best thoHoly fuck it's 3:30Yeah well I slept 15 hours yesterday so I'm good homie
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:28:21 AMQuote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:26:47 AMQuote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:21:02 AMQuote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:19:42 AMQuote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AMQuote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AMBut his halo recaps will probably always be his best videosHonestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO. they were the first ones I've ever seen and the ones my friends and I quote so they have a special place in my heart.Yeah, I get it. My friends and I quote Dev Tycoon all the fucking time, too. The Halo 4 recap is the best thoHoly fuck it's 3:30Yeah well I slept 15 hours yesterday so I'm good homie I slept like 6 hours and I worked 11:30 to 8
You fucking faggots stop hijacking my thread like sand niggers hijacking planes
This guy just slapped your girl's butt
