This guy just slapped your girl's butt

Jono · July 29, 2015, 12:32:11 AM

What do you do?

alphy · July 29, 2015, 12:33:41 AM

now HE looks a pedophile... damn he seriously looks like he's gonna murder me or something lmao

i take his awesome hat

that's his life source

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · July 29, 2015, 12:35:01 AM

Shoot him in the fucking face with a desert eagle. He reels back, but I intentionally miss a vital spot and just blow his jaw off. He falls, I kick him in the chest and stab him five times, fifth stab I keep the knife in. I kick his ribs in with steel toe boots and stomp his forehead in. Then I take a bone saw and cut off his right leg. I make one long incision on his other leg, and pin the wound open with rusty fucking nails, then I pour chlorine in the wound. I shove a tiny, thin piece of glass up his dick hole and then shatter it, I take a hammer and viciously beat his stomach with it, hitting so hard it busts a hole in it, getting blood everywhere. I get in my truck and run him over 100 times, then I put the two front wheels parked on his limp corpse and do a burn out directly on the body. After a full day of this, I put it in reverse so that I can get it off the corpse. I whip my dick out, and I piss on it, then I take a shit on it. I rip off his tounge and shove it in his exposed chest cavity, pour kerosene on it and then light it on fire. I perform a riverdance on the corpse to put the fire out [I'm wearing fire proof gear] then I take a knife and stab him over and over and over. Finally, I take a selfie with his corpse in the background, then jack off to his mutilated body.

More Than Mortal · July 29, 2015, 12:40:29 AM

Quote from: Memetics on July 29, 2015, 12:35:01 AM

Shoot him in the fucking face with a desert eagle. He reels back, but I intentionally miss a vital spot and just blow his jaw off. He falls, I kick him in the chest and stab him five times, fifth stab I keep the knife in. I kick his ribs in with steel toe boots and stomp his forehead in. Then I take a bone saw and cut off his right leg. I make one long incision on his other leg, and pin the wound open with rusty fucking nails, then I pour chlorine in the wound. I shove a tiny, thin piece of glass up his dick hole and then shatter it, I take a hammer and viciously beat his stomach with it, hitting so hard it busts a hole in it, getting blood everywhere. I get in my truck and run him over 100 times, then I put the two front wheels parked on his limp corpse and do a burn out directly on the body. After a full day of this, I put it in reverse so that I can get it off the corpse. I whip my dick out, and I piss on it, then I take a shit on it. I rip off his tounge and shove it in his exposed chest cavity, pour kerosene on it and then light it on fire. I perform a riverdance on the corpse to put the fire out [I'm wearing fire proof gear] then I take a knife and stab him over and over and over. Finally, I take a selfie with his corpse in the background, then jack off to his mutilated body.

We should fuck.

TB · July 29, 2015, 12:42:13 AM

Quote from: Memetics on July 29, 2015, 12:35:01 AM

Shoot him in the fucking face with a desert eagle. He reels back, but I intentionally miss a vital spot and just blow his jaw off. He falls, I kick him in the chest and stab him five times, fifth stab I keep the knife in. I kick his ribs in with steel toe boots and stomp his forehead in. Then I take a bone saw and cut off his right leg. I make one long incision on his other leg, and pin the wound open with rusty fucking nails, then I pour chlorine in the wound. I shove a tiny, thin piece of glass up his dick hole and then shatter it, I take a hammer and viciously beat his stomach with it, hitting so hard it busts a hole in it, getting blood everywhere. I get in my truck and run him over 100 times, then I put the two front wheels parked on his limp corpse and do a burn out directly on the body. After a full day of this, I put it in reverse so that I can get it off the corpse. I whip my dick out, and I piss on it, then I take a shit on it. I rip off his tounge and shove it in his exposed chest cavity, pour kerosene on it and then light it on fire. I perform a riverdance on the corpse to put the fire out [I'm wearing fire proof gear] then I take a knife and stab him over and over and over. Finally, I take a selfie with his corpse in the background, then jack off to his mutilated body.

The only rational response.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · July 29, 2015, 12:42:19 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 29, 2015, 12:40:29 AM

Quote from: Memetics on July 29, 2015, 12:35:01 AM
Shoot him in the fucking face with a desert eagle. He reels back, but I intentionally miss a vital spot and just blow his jaw off. He falls, I kick him in the chest and stab him five times, fifth stab I keep the knife in. I kick his ribs in with steel toe boots and stomp his forehead in. Then I take a bone saw and cut off his right leg. I make one long incision on his other leg, and pin the wound open with rusty fucking nails, then I pour chlorine in the wound. I shove a tiny, thin piece of glass up his dick hole and then shatter it, I take a hammer and viciously beat his stomach with it, hitting so hard it busts a hole in it, getting blood everywhere. I get in my truck and run him over 100 times, then I put the two front wheels parked on his limp corpse and do a burn out directly on the body. After a full day of this, I put it in reverse so that I can get it off the corpse. I whip my dick out, and I piss on it, then I take a shit on it. I rip off his tounge and shove it in his exposed chest cavity, pour kerosene on it and then light it on fire. I perform a riverdance on the corpse to put the fire out [I'm wearing fire proof gear] then I take a knife and stab him over and over and over. Finally, I take a selfie with his corpse in the background, then jack off to his mutilated body.
We should fuck.

and thus meta-memetics was born

R o c k e t · July 29, 2015, 12:45:16 AM

Quote from: Memetics on July 29, 2015, 12:35:01 AM

Shoot him in the fucking face with a desert eagle. He reels back, but I intentionally miss a vital spot and just blow his jaw off. He falls, I kick him in the chest and stab him five times, fifth stab I keep the knife in. I kick his ribs in with steel toe boots and stomp his forehead in. Then I take a bone saw and cut off his right leg. I make one long incision on his other leg, and pin the wound open with rusty fucking nails, then I pour chlorine in the wound. I shove a tiny, thin piece of glass up his dick hole and then shatter it, I take a hammer and viciously beat his stomach with it, hitting so hard it busts a hole in it, getting blood everywhere. I get in my truck and run him over 100 times, then I put the two front wheels parked on his limp corpse and do a burn out directly on the body. After a full day of this, I put it in reverse so that I can get it off the corpse. I whip my dick out, and I piss on it, then I take a shit on it. I rip off his tounge and shove it in his exposed chest cavity, pour kerosene on it and then light it on fire. I perform a riverdance on the corpse to put the fire out [I'm wearing fire proof gear] then I take a knife and stab him over and over and over. Finally, I take a selfie with his corpse in the background, then jack off to his mutilated body.

This is what we call "doing it right"

Zonda · July 29, 2015, 12:55:51 AM

end dat niqqa's pineapple

Elai · July 29, 2015, 12:59:27 AM

"My balls itch."

Tyger · July 29, 2015, 01:47:39 AM

Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 12:59:27 AM

"My balls itch."

I just got around to watching leah bees mail videos you told me about. So freaking funny

A Cheese Potato · July 29, 2015, 01:51:38 AM

you know it's bad when they somehow make Ron Perlman worse looking

Elai · July 29, 2015, 01:52:35 AM

Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 01:47:39 AM

Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 12:59:27 AM
"My balls itch."
I just got around to watching leah bees mail videos you told me about. So freaking funny

I want their relationship, yo.

Tyger · July 29, 2015, 01:55:29 AM

Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 01:52:35 AM

Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 01:47:39 AM
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 12:59:27 AM
"My balls itch."
I just got around to watching leah bees mail videos you told me about. So freaking funny

I want their relationship, yo.

Step one: gain 100 pounds
Step B: get really good at league of legends
Step 3: get all the babes

Jet Wave · July 29, 2015, 01:55:32 AM

Scare him, make him have a heart attack, killing him.

Elai · July 29, 2015, 02:04:32 AM

Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 01:55:29 AM

Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 01:52:35 AM
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 01:47:39 AM
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 12:59:27 AM
"My balls itch."
I just got around to watching leah bees mail videos you told me about. So freaking funny

I want their relationship, yo.

Step one: gain 100 pounds
Step B: get really good at league of legends
Step 3: get all the babes

I don't even watch his League video though. The only time I ever watch him play games is his Super Mario 64 playthrough, which is ridiculously entertaining.

Tyger · July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AM

Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:04:32 AM

Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 01:55:29 AM
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 01:52:35 AM
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 01:47:39 AM
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 12:59:27 AM
"My balls itch."
I just got around to watching leah bees mail videos you told me about. So freaking funny

I want their relationship, yo.

Step one: gain 100 pounds
Step B: get really good at league of legends
Step 3: get all the babes

I don't even watch his League video though. The only time I ever watch him play games is his Super Mario 64 playthrough, which is ridiculously entertaining.

if you play league his league videos are fucking hilarious otherwise you wouldn't know why what he's doing is impressive or funny. But his halo recaps will probably always be his best videos

Elai · July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AM

Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AM

But his halo recaps will probably always be his best videos

Honestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO.

Zonda · July 29, 2015, 02:17:20 AM

On a side note, the photo in the OP looks like half the snapchats I send deliberately trying to crinkle every wrinkle on my face.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · July 29, 2015, 02:18:57 AM

He simply High-fived me. Everything is cool.

Tyger · July 29, 2015, 02:19:42 AM

Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AM

Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AM
But his halo recaps will probably always be his best videos

Honestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO.

they were the first ones I've ever seen and the ones my friends and I quote so they have a special place in my heart.

Elai · July 29, 2015, 02:21:02 AM

Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:19:42 AM

Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AM
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AM
But his halo recaps will probably always be his best videos

Honestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO.
they were the first ones I've ever seen and the ones my friends and I quote so they have a special place in my heart.

Yeah, I get it. My friends and I quote Dev Tycoon all the fucking time, too. The Halo 4 recap is the best tho

Tyger · July 29, 2015, 02:26:47 AM

Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:21:02 AM

Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AM
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AM
But his halo recaps will probably always be his best videos

Honestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO.
they were the first ones I've ever seen and the ones my friends and I quote so they have a special place in my heart.

Yeah, I get it. My friends and I quote Dev Tycoon all the fucking time, too. The Halo 4 recap is the best tho

Holy fuck it's 3:30

Elai · July 29, 2015, 02:28:21 AM

Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:26:47 AM

Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:21:02 AM
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AM
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AM
But his halo recaps will probably always be his best videos

Honestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO.
they were the first ones I've ever seen and the ones my friends and I quote so they have a special place in my heart.

Yeah, I get it. My friends and I quote Dev Tycoon all the fucking time, too. The Halo 4 recap is the best tho
Holy fuck it's 3:30

Yeah well I slept 15 hours yesterday so I'm good homie

Tyger · July 29, 2015, 02:29:07 AM

Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:28:21 AM

Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:26:47 AM
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:21:02 AM
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AM
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AM
But his halo recaps will probably always be his best videos

Honestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO.
they were the first ones I've ever seen and the ones my friends and I quote so they have a special place in my heart.

Yeah, I get it. My friends and I quote Dev Tycoon all the fucking time, too. The Halo 4 recap is the best tho
Holy fuck it's 3:30

Yeah well I slept 15 hours yesterday so I'm good homie

I slept like 6 hours and I worked 11:30 to 8

Jono · July 29, 2015, 02:31:29 AM

You fucking faggots stop hijacking my thread like sand niggers hijacking planes

Elai · July 29, 2015, 02:32:52 AM

Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:29:07 AM

Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:28:21 AM
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:26:47 AM
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:21:02 AM
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: Snake on July 29, 2015, 02:09:06 AM
Quote from: Tyger on July 29, 2015, 02:07:12 AM
But his halo recaps will probably always be his best videos

Honestly, they don't compare to some of his other video... Game Dev Tycoon in particular is fucking great. Crysis, Roller Coaster Dunkcoon, RPD, Modern Trollfare 2, Promotional Campaign, Gex is the Bexsts, Stupid Street Fighter IV, or Deep Philosophical video are all better, IMO.
they were the first ones I've ever seen and the ones my friends and I quote so they have a special place in my heart.

Yeah, I get it. My friends and I quote Dev Tycoon all the fucking time, too. The Halo 4 recap is the best tho
Holy fuck it's 3:30

Yeah well I slept 15 hours yesterday so I'm good homie
I slept like 6 hours and I worked 11:30 to 8

Fucking muppet

go to sleep

TB · July 29, 2015, 02:34:05 AM

Quote from: Jono on July 29, 2015, 02:31:29 AM

You fucking faggots stop hijacking my thread like sand niggers hijacking planes

"I'm tired of this Motha fuckin' Snake, on this motha fuckin' plane!!"

Spoiler

lol couldn't resist

Epsira · July 29, 2015, 02:37:51 AM

Lord hood is an old wrinkly ass military muppet.
She'd demolish him.

SecondClass · July 29, 2015, 10:43:29 AM

I sit around for three games and let my subordinates do all of the heavy plot lifting

Jim · July 29, 2015, 10:45:09 AM

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