This "Cortana"-version of Siri doesn't sound like Cortana

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Like, at all.

I don't get it.


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Jen Taylor recorded a few specific things.

It's just for marketing otherwise.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I like Cortana. She organizes all of my right wing news sources into one convenient page.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
Have you been enjoying our programming?


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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af


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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.


 
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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.
You're in denial.


 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.
You're in denial.
PROPER ACCENT IS HOT
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Yeah, Jen Taors voice is see for the American version. But apparently they get a shit voice actor because it sounds more British.


Fuck off, I don't care if things sound a bit weird ragarding place names. If I get something called Cortana I expect it to be Cortana.


It's like going to a Godzilla film and not seeing Godzilla in it. Well why is it called godz- owait


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.
You're in denial.
PROPER ACCENT IS HOT
Proper is American.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.
You're in denial.
PROPER ACCENT IS HOT
Proper is American.
Spics and niggers aren't proper


 
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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.
You're in denial.
PROPER ACCENT IS HOT
Proper is American.
Spics and niggers aren't proper
More proper than
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.
You're in denial.
PROPER ACCENT IS HOT
Proper is American.
Spics and niggers aren't proper
More proper than
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
I don't live in London, and I'm not Gatsby.


 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.
You're in denial.
PROPER ACCENT IS HOT
Proper is American.
Spics and niggers aren't proper
More proper than
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
I don't live in London, and I'm not Gatsby.
>more Muslims in London than in Lebanon
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.
You're in denial.
PROPER ACCENT IS HOT
Proper is American.
Spics and niggers aren't proper
More proper than
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
I don't live in London, and I'm not Gatsby.
>more Muslims in London than in Lebanon
ftfy
You guys should like, fix that, or something.


 
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