Think of your favorite food and animal before entering this thread

You are now stuck in a room with a murderous version of your favorite animal. It will try to kill you, and your only defense is your favorite food. How fucked are you?

Kill a cow with a slice of beef.

Lol I'm ded

Chinchilla and buffalo wings, I'll be fine.

a fennec fox versus beef kebabs

let's do this, bitch

A Tiger and a lump of Ham?
Score.

A cheeseburger and dog?

I don't know.  I could make it I guess.

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A wolf and pizza.

Aw shit son.

shitting intensifies

I've got to defend myself with a Pizza against a murderous Emperor penguin.


Easy. Carefully place pizza on floor, drop-kick the penguin, pick up pizza and eat.

tamarin vs. lumpia?

either can't really do much

Komodo Dragon and a Chicken Madras

Well I'm fucked...

Bear and coffee.

Shit.

chicken vs me with pizza

i don't really have a favourite food or animal tho

I have to fight off a murderous fox with sushi.

Seeing how small foxes are, I think I'll be fine. A couple of kicks should do.

Unless I'm only allowed to use the food, and not my body.

I have to fight off a murderous fox with sushi.

Seeing how small foxes are, I think I'll be fine. A couple of kicks should do.

Unless I'm only allowed to use the food, and not my body.

Food and body parts are allowed.

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