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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
if the jedi suspected palpatine was a sith why didnt they just demand he take a blood test for his mediclorian count
Well, you see they went go see him about the whole thing and arrest him to do that, but he kinda killed them all.
why would they have to arrest him first
why couldnt they just bring that up in session
i mean the jedi are actually a resource used by the senate for official business, if they sense really strong sith presence in the senate it would be reasonable to have blood tests taken
The Jedi have no ground in the senate to bring that up during a meeting. Besides, it was urgent enough of an accusation that it needed to be investigated immediately. Hence, why they went into his office to arrest him, as the chosen one accusing Palps of being a sith lord after spending so much time together is pretty damn serious. He was going to be brought before the Senate, likely with the blood test they would've done had he been arrested and not killed everyone.
why didnt they bring a few more guys
or at least yknow had some people to verify the event
a sith lord is kind of a big deal i think they could spare more than 4 guys
4 of the best Jedi Masters on Coruscant
That's still pretty irresponsible and cocky.
Who else would they bring? If he could kill 3/4 Jedi Masters like no big deal, then who else would be worth bringing?
all they have to do is have someone to relay the message that palpatine started cutting shit up
palpatine couldnt stop them if he's busy getting his ass handed to him by mace
Well, they would be cocky then because they assumed their combined experience and combat prowess would be enough. The Jedi hadn't dealt with a Sith Lord in 2000 some years, clearly they weren't really aware of what they were getting into.


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if the jedi suspected palpatine was a sith why didnt they just demand he take a blood test for his mediclorian count
Well, you see they went go see him about the whole thing and arrest him to do that, but he kinda killed them all.
why would they have to arrest him first
why couldnt they just bring that up in session
i mean the jedi are actually a resource used by the senate for official business, if they sense really strong sith presence in the senate it would be reasonable to have blood tests taken
The Jedi have no ground in the senate to bring that up during a meeting. Besides, it was urgent enough of an accusation that it needed to be investigated immediately. Hence, why they went into his office to arrest him, as the chosen one accusing Palps of being a sith lord after spending so much time together is pretty damn serious. He was going to be brought before the Senate, likely with the blood test they would've done had he been arrested and not killed everyone.
why didnt they bring a few more guys
or at least yknow had some people to verify the event
a sith lord is kind of a big deal i think they could spare more than 4 guys
4 of the best Jedi Masters on Coruscant
That's still pretty irresponsible and cocky.
Who else would they bring? If he could kill 3/4 Jedi Masters like no big deal, then who else would be worth bringing?
all they have to do is have someone to relay the message that palpatine started cutting shit up
palpatine couldnt stop them if he's busy getting his ass handed to him by mace
Well, they would be cocky then because they assumed their combined experience and combat prowess would be enough. The Jedi hadn't dealt with a Sith Lord in 2000 some years, clearly they weren't really aware of what they were getting into.
yoda a shit


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
if the jedi suspected palpatine was a sith why didnt they just demand he take a blood test for his mediclorian count
Well, you see they went go see him about the whole thing and arrest him to do that, but he kinda killed them all.
why would they have to arrest him first
why couldnt they just bring that up in session
i mean the jedi are actually a resource used by the senate for official business, if they sense really strong sith presence in the senate it would be reasonable to have blood tests taken
The Jedi have no ground in the senate to bring that up during a meeting. Besides, it was urgent enough of an accusation that it needed to be investigated immediately. Hence, why they went into his office to arrest him, as the chosen one accusing Palps of being a sith lord after spending so much time together is pretty damn serious. He was going to be brought before the Senate, likely with the blood test they would've done had he been arrested and not killed everyone.
why didnt they bring a few more guys
or at least yknow had some people to verify the event
a sith lord is kind of a big deal i think they could spare more than 4 guys
4 of the best Jedi Masters on Coruscant
That's still pretty irresponsible and cocky.
Who else would they bring? If he could kill 3/4 Jedi Masters like no big deal, then who else would be worth bringing?
all they have to do is have someone to relay the message that palpatine started cutting shit up
palpatine couldnt stop them if he's busy getting his ass handed to him by mace
Well, they would be cocky then because they assumed their combined experience and combat prowess would be enough. The Jedi hadn't dealt with a Sith Lord in 2000 some years, clearly they weren't really aware of what they were getting into.
yoda a shit
I guess he was busy doing Yoda stuff, I didn't write the plot. If I did Episode I would've started with Anakin and Obi Wan already as padawan and knight doing bro stuff together.


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if the jedi suspected palpatine was a sith why didnt they just demand he take a blood test for his mediclorian count
Well, you see they went go see him about the whole thing and arrest him to do that, but he kinda killed them all.
why would they have to arrest him first
why couldnt they just bring that up in session
i mean the jedi are actually a resource used by the senate for official business, if they sense really strong sith presence in the senate it would be reasonable to have blood tests taken
The Jedi have no ground in the senate to bring that up during a meeting. Besides, it was urgent enough of an accusation that it needed to be investigated immediately. Hence, why they went into his office to arrest him, as the chosen one accusing Palps of being a sith lord after spending so much time together is pretty damn serious. He was going to be brought before the Senate, likely with the blood test they would've done had he been arrested and not killed everyone.
why didnt they bring a few more guys
or at least yknow had some people to verify the event
a sith lord is kind of a big deal i think they could spare more than 4 guys
4 of the best Jedi Masters on Coruscant
That's still pretty irresponsible and cocky.
Who else would they bring? If he could kill 3/4 Jedi Masters like no big deal, then who else would be worth bringing?
all they have to do is have someone to relay the message that palpatine started cutting shit up
palpatine couldnt stop them if he's busy getting his ass handed to him by mace
Well, they would be cocky then because they assumed their combined experience and combat prowess would be enough. The Jedi hadn't dealt with a Sith Lord in 2000 some years, clearly they weren't really aware of what they were getting into.
yoda a shit
I guess he was busy doing Yoda stuff, I didn't write the plot. If I did Episode I would've started with Anakin and Obi Wan already as padawan and knight doing bro stuff together.
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if the jedi suspected palpatine was a sith why didnt they just demand he take a blood test for his mediclorian count
Well, you see they went go see him about the whole thing and arrest him to do that, but he kinda killed them all.
why would they have to arrest him first
why couldnt they just bring that up in session
i mean the jedi are actually a resource used by the senate for official business, if they sense really strong sith presence in the senate it would be reasonable to have blood tests taken
The Jedi have no ground in the senate to bring that up during a meeting. Besides, it was urgent enough of an accusation that it needed to be investigated immediately. Hence, why they went into his office to arrest him, as the chosen one accusing Palps of being a sith lord after spending so much time together is pretty damn serious. He was going to be brought before the Senate, likely with the blood test they would've done had he been arrested and not killed everyone.
why didnt they bring a few more guys
or at least yknow had some people to verify the event
a sith lord is kind of a big deal i think they could spare more than 4 guys
4 of the best Jedi Masters on Coruscant
That's still pretty irresponsible and cocky.
Who else would they bring? If he could kill 3/4 Jedi Masters like no big deal, then who else would be worth bringing?
all they have to do is have someone to relay the message that palpatine started cutting shit up
palpatine couldnt stop them if he's busy getting his ass handed to him by mace
Well, they would be cocky then because they assumed their combined experience and combat prowess would be enough. The Jedi hadn't dealt with a Sith Lord in 2000 some years, clearly they weren't really aware of what they were getting into.
yoda a shit
I guess he was busy doing Yoda stuff, I didn't write the plot. If I did Episode I would've started with Anakin and Obi Wan already as padawan and knight doing bro stuff together.
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Thank you for posting this.
Also the Plinkett reviews do a fantastic job at explaining how horrible these movies are.


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
if the jedi suspected palpatine was a sith why didnt they just demand he take a blood test for his mediclorian count
Well, you see they went go see him about the whole thing and arrest him to do that, but he kinda killed them all.
why would they have to arrest him first
why couldnt they just bring that up in session
i mean the jedi are actually a resource used by the senate for official business, if they sense really strong sith presence in the senate it would be reasonable to have blood tests taken
The Jedi have no ground in the senate to bring that up during a meeting. Besides, it was urgent enough of an accusation that it needed to be investigated immediately. Hence, why they went into his office to arrest him, as the chosen one accusing Palps of being a sith lord after spending so much time together is pretty damn serious. He was going to be brought before the Senate, likely with the blood test they would've done had he been arrested and not killed everyone.
why didnt they bring a few more guys
or at least yknow had some people to verify the event
a sith lord is kind of a big deal i think they could spare more than 4 guys
4 of the best Jedi Masters on Coruscant
That's still pretty irresponsible and cocky.
Who else would they bring? If he could kill 3/4 Jedi Masters like no big deal, then who else would be worth bringing?
all they have to do is have someone to relay the message that palpatine started cutting shit up
palpatine couldnt stop them if he's busy getting his ass handed to him by mace
Well, they would be cocky then because they assumed their combined experience and combat prowess would be enough. The Jedi hadn't dealt with a Sith Lord in 2000 some years, clearly they weren't really aware of what they were getting into.
yoda a shit
I guess he was busy doing Yoda stuff, I didn't write the plot. If I did Episode I would've started with Anakin and Obi Wan already as padawan and knight doing bro stuff together.
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Yeah, his ideas aren't terrible by any means, I just don't find them that endearing. The clone army part he made up makes literally no sense at all though.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
if the jedi suspected palpatine was a sith why didnt they just demand he take a blood test for his mediclorian count
Well, you see they went go see him about the whole thing and arrest him to do that, but he kinda killed them all.
why would they have to arrest him first
why couldnt they just bring that up in session
i mean the jedi are actually a resource used by the senate for official business, if they sense really strong sith presence in the senate it would be reasonable to have blood tests taken
The Jedi have no ground in the senate to bring that up during a meeting. Besides, it was urgent enough of an accusation that it needed to be investigated immediately. Hence, why they went into his office to arrest him, as the chosen one accusing Palps of being a sith lord after spending so much time together is pretty damn serious. He was going to be brought before the Senate, likely with the blood test they would've done had he been arrested and not killed everyone.
why didnt they bring a few more guys
or at least yknow had some people to verify the event
a sith lord is kind of a big deal i think they could spare more than 4 guys
4 of the best Jedi Masters on Coruscant
That's still pretty irresponsible and cocky.
Who else would they bring? If he could kill 3/4 Jedi Masters like no big deal, then who else would be worth bringing?
all they have to do is have someone to relay the message that palpatine started cutting shit up
palpatine couldnt stop them if he's busy getting his ass handed to him by mace
Well, they would be cocky then because they assumed their combined experience and combat prowess would be enough. The Jedi hadn't dealt with a Sith Lord in 2000 some years, clearly they weren't really aware of what they were getting into.
yoda a shit
I guess he was busy doing Yoda stuff, I didn't write the plot. If I did Episode I would've started with Anakin and Obi Wan already as padawan and knight doing bro stuff together.
YouTube

YouTube

Yeah, his ideas aren't terrible by any means, I just don't find them that endearing. The clone army part he made up makes literally no sense at all though.
Can I borrow your time machine because you just watched 30 minutes of video in only 4


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
if the jedi suspected palpatine was a sith why didnt they just demand he take a blood test for his mediclorian count
Well, you see they went go see him about the whole thing and arrest him to do that, but he kinda killed them all.
why would they have to arrest him first
why couldnt they just bring that up in session
i mean the jedi are actually a resource used by the senate for official business, if they sense really strong sith presence in the senate it would be reasonable to have blood tests taken
The Jedi have no ground in the senate to bring that up during a meeting. Besides, it was urgent enough of an accusation that it needed to be investigated immediately. Hence, why they went into his office to arrest him, as the chosen one accusing Palps of being a sith lord after spending so much time together is pretty damn serious. He was going to be brought before the Senate, likely with the blood test they would've done had he been arrested and not killed everyone.
why didnt they bring a few more guys
or at least yknow had some people to verify the event
a sith lord is kind of a big deal i think they could spare more than 4 guys
4 of the best Jedi Masters on Coruscant
That's still pretty irresponsible and cocky.
Who else would they bring? If he could kill 3/4 Jedi Masters like no big deal, then who else would be worth bringing?
all they have to do is have someone to relay the message that palpatine started cutting shit up
palpatine couldnt stop them if he's busy getting his ass handed to him by mace
Well, they would be cocky then because they assumed their combined experience and combat prowess would be enough. The Jedi hadn't dealt with a Sith Lord in 2000 some years, clearly they weren't really aware of what they were getting into.
yoda a shit
I guess he was busy doing Yoda stuff, I didn't write the plot. If I did Episode I would've started with Anakin and Obi Wan already as padawan and knight doing bro stuff together.
YouTube

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Yeah, his ideas aren't terrible by any means, I just don't find them that endearing. The clone army part he made up makes literally no sense at all though.
Can I borrow your time machine because you just watched 30 minutes of video in only 4
I've watched both of them before.


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The only thing that never made sense to me was that Sidious was, for all intents and purposes, defeated by Mace Windu. He was just about to kill him, then Anakin went full retard and ruined everything about literally anything. So why couldn't Yoda have done anything better? Mace wasn't more skilled than Yoda.
Mace was definitely a better duelist than Yoda. IMO, Yoda never should have used a lightsaber, since we've seen time and time again in the EU that there's a lot more to the Jedi than flips and lightsabers and throwing shit with the force.
I feel like that honestly doesn't make any sense.

Yoda is 900 years old. He should definitely be a better duelist than Windu.
He just said there is more to being a jedi than flips and lightsabers...
...Yes, I know. I'm not talking about those aspects of the Jedi skillset.

Yoda's the stronger Jedi, but Mace was an unrivaled swordsman. Yoda fights two Sith lords (Dooku and Palpatine), and loses to both. Mace defeated the Emperor (like it or not, it's canon; Lucas has said Mace was winning the fight, and that Palps wasn't faking it).
Yoda didn't lose to Dooku, Dooku tried to kill Anakin and Obi Wan by crushing them, and while Yoda saved them Dooku escaped.

And again, I think the fight between Sidious and Yoda was BS


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

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The only thing that never made sense to me was that Sidious was, for all intents and purposes, defeated by Mace Windu. He was just about to kill him, then Anakin went full retard and ruined everything about literally anything. So why couldn't Yoda have done anything better? Mace wasn't more skilled than Yoda.
Mace was definitely a better duelist than Yoda. IMO, Yoda never should have used a lightsaber, since we've seen time and time again in the EU that there's a lot more to the Jedi than flips and lightsabers and throwing shit with the force.
I feel like that honestly doesn't make any sense.

Yoda is 900 years old. He should definitely be a better duelist than Windu.
There is a thing called age and it shows when he is walking around with a cane. A 80 year old black belt is going to have more experience than a 25 year old one but due to age he's going to be shit in a fight. Even if Yoda is a more experienced duelist than Windu he's still going to do worse due to his age. We don't know what the average lifespan is for his race but it's safe to say he's a senior and it's taking its toll on him due to the cane.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

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I mean it's fucking implied in the original trillogy that he would have

The only problem is that they made him a shit Jedi in both his lighsaber and force skills. You have motherfuckers throwing Star Destroyers out of the air and the best thing this "Legend of a Jedi" can so is spin a fucking giant frisbee and throw it at Palpatine? And those were the same fucking things Palatine was just causally lobbing it him like spitballs. Poor Show
In Empire we see Yoda lifting a X-Wing which would be hard but to make it even harder it's in a swamp which would create a vacuum around it. Then for Palpatine in Dark Empire the guy created storms with the force that are large enough to destroy entire fleets. Cannon or not for when Dark Empire came out we seen the force doing godly things in the movies, games and books so you would think a battle between two force masters would be epic. So far for the movies there are no Jedi battles that just uses the force to duel. The sabers are still the main thing and the force is just something thrown in on the side to distract the person so you can cut them down. 


 
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The only thing that never made sense to me was that Sidious was, for all intents and purposes, defeated by Mace Windu. He was just about to kill him, then Anakin went full retard and ruined everything about literally anything. So why couldn't Yoda have done anything better? Mace wasn't more skilled than Yoda.
Mace was definitely a better duelist than Yoda. IMO, Yoda never should have used a lightsaber, since we've seen time and time again in the EU that there's a lot more to the Jedi than flips and lightsabers and throwing shit with the force.
I feel like that honestly doesn't make any sense.

Yoda is 900 years old. He should definitely be a better duelist than Windu.

The Jedi all vary. You're thinking of it like skills. The guy at the top has five star everything. That's not how it works with Jedi, or even the Sith.

Windu had an aggressive, and very rare combat form. He created it and was essentially, the master of it. Windu, also had the ability to sense shatter points, something no other Jedi had.

All the Jedi on the council were powerful in their own ways. Take a look at Obi-Wan and Qui-gon. These two figured out how to preserve themselves in the force, long before Yoda did. So there's a lot of variables as to why a Jedi is considered a master.


 
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I mean it's fucking implied in the original trillogy that he would have

The only problem is that they made him a shit Jedi in both his lighsaber and force skills. You have motherfuckers throwing Star Destroyers out of the air and the best thing this "Legend of a Jedi" can so is spin a fucking giant frisbee and throw it at Palpatine? And those were the same fucking things Palatine was just causally lobbing it him like spitballs. Poor Show
In Empire we see Yoda lifting a X-Wing which would be hard but to make it even harder it's in a swamp which would create a vacuum around it. Then for Palpatine in Dark Empire the guy created storms with the force that are large enough to destroy entire fleets. Cannon or not for when Dark Empire came out we seen the force doing godly things in the movies, games and books so you would think a battle between two force masters would be epic. So far for the movies there are no Jedi battles that just uses the force to duel. The sabers are still the main thing and the force is just something thrown in on the side to distract the person so you can cut them down.
An all force battle would be incredible. Can you imagine a duel where no lightsabers are involved and those godly abilities are used on screen? Oh god that would be awesome.


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
would love to see that


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The thing that bothers me the most is that in the original trilogy, both Palpy and Yoda were shown to be presumably above the use of a lightsaber.

Palpatine refers to Luke's as a 'Jedi Weapon', presumably because he's so OP with his Force Powers that he doesn't even need one. Yoda doesn't give off the Lighsaber user vibe off at all. If the two ever fought, it would make sense that it would be a giant Force Power Clash, Palpatine's Sith Lightning vs Yoda's Force skills.


But nah the Kids wanted to see Yoda flipping around like a wrinkly yo-yo again so they made him fight Sidious in a way that would be exciting for 8 yr olds to see.
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

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I mean it's fucking implied in the original trillogy that he would have

The only problem is that they made him a shit Jedi in both his lighsaber and force skills. You have motherfuckers throwing Star Destroyers out of the air and the best thing this "Legend of a Jedi" can so is spin a fucking giant frisbee and throw it at Palpatine? And those were the same fucking things Palatine was just causally lobbing it him like spitballs. Poor Show
In Empire we see Yoda lifting a X-Wing which would be hard but to make it even harder it's in a swamp which would create a vacuum around it. Then for Palpatine in Dark Empire the guy created storms with the force that are large enough to destroy entire fleets. Cannon or not for when Dark Empire came out we seen the force doing godly things in the movies, games and books so you would think a battle between two force masters would be epic. So far for the movies there are no Jedi battles that just uses the force to duel. The sabers are still the main thing and the force is just something thrown in on the side to distract the person so you can cut them down.
An all force battle would be incredible. Can you imagine a duel where no lightsabers are involved and those godly abilities are used on screen? Oh god that would be awesome.
What would be bad ass is a force user going up against somebody with a saber. The force user would be using the force just like Vader deflecting blaster bolts to defend them self from the saber. The saber person strikes at the guy and he does a force move to block it. There's just so many ways these battles could be played out but in the end poor planning completely killed them. When Yoda went up against Dooku he should have been defending himself with the fore and not a weapon that doesn't make sense for him to have. Hell he should have easily won that fight since he could be throwing larger objects at the guy and would have stronger abilities. If Yoda knows lighting I bet his version of it would be a storm like in KoTOR.


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Prequels are for the most part shit.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

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Prequels are for the most part shit.
inb4 Verb comes in here defending them.
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The thing that bothers me the most is that in the original trilogy, both Palpy and Yoda were shown to be presumably above the use of a lightsaber.

Palpatine refers to Luke's as a 'Jedi Weapon', presumably because he's so OP with his Force abilities

Well perhaps his views changed? ROTJ is many many years later.

As for yoda, well a lightsaber is like Sidious said, a Jedi weapon. But also symbolic.

Doesn't hurt that he uses one, it's sort of expected from Jedi.


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It's a common misconception that Yoda is a Jedi Master. He's actually a Jedi Jobber, the obscure fourth rank.


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Fun fact: Yoda is actually a master with the lightsaber. He knows all 7 saber styles.
And he's got the strength to saber lock with the likes of Sidious and Dooku.


Notice that during Yoda Vs Sidious, Yoda is mainly on the offensive while Sidious is on the defensive. He's using an aggressive fighting style while Sidious is using a defensive one.


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I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying I think it's dumb.

It is. Lucas fucked up his own creation. Yoda and Palpatine should be so strong that they never even have to pull out a lightsaber, or even move around to fight. We see a little bit of that in RotJ with Palpatine's 'battle meditation' or whatever is canon now; he can win huge battles from the comfort of his throne room just by willing it to happen.

I agree for the most part, but I will say I always thought the "battle meditation" thing was kind of silly.

It's not canon anymore.