There was a shoplifter at the store today

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I ended up grabbing him around the neck and helping the security guard to drag him back inside.

What the fuck have you faggots done with your non-lives?


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
I've stolen before.  I'd say I feel guilty, but it was Walmart.


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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I prevented a car jacking. And been a Firefighter.
Well la de da.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
I'm the guy who shows up after fights take place, so I miss the cool stuff.
I had a person who was training me for my first job, actually get arrested for stealing. I walked in and all my coworkers were saying "you ready for the fireworks?".

It wasn't the 4th of July. Then she walks in and clocks in, then the beach police come in and take her in the back room. We proceeded to watch on the cameras what happened.


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Pizza Pizza
Fascinating


 
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Last night I walked out onto the grid roads. Saw a really nice rare kind of night. Almost full moon. Clear sky. Could see all the stars and the band of our galaxy.

And with all the snow, the moon made everything silver. Sort of a twilight silver light. The trees cast shadows. It's pitch black but at the same time there's enough silver light all over the place that you could walk down any road in the dark and know where you're going.

Then I went home. Realized I haven't eaten anything for about two days because I'm casually forgetting to eat. Then I fell asleep. Now I'm here. Coffee for breakfast and maybe toast.


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If you know, you know.
I stole a carpet.

beat that you pocket filling noobs. Try walking out with a big ass roll of carpet.


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I prevented a car jacking. And been a Firefighter.
Well la de da.
Have you seen the stories I shared?


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I've stolen before.  I'd say I feel guilty, but it was Walmart.

I steal from Walmart all the time.

Fucking walmart.


 
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The Rage....
Did you fucking kill him with your psychopath powers?


 
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fuck you
My first day of college, a shoplifter pushed me over when running out the door of the store across the road from college.

I finished a book and made dinner for my mother and sister. That's all. I was going to practice on my graphics tablet later as well.


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Sick humour, no respect.
I J walked today. Fucking badass.

At work were actually told not to confront shoplifters. Making a scene like that looks bad on us, especially if it's just based off of suspicion. Then we've pretty much harassed a customer. I guess you got lucky.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
My first day of college, a shoplifter pushed me over when running out the door of the store across the road from college.

I finished a book and made dinner for my mother and sister. That's all. I was going to practice on my graphics tablet later as well.
It's Tsunday and the Easter holidays m8


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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
I ended up grabbing him around the neck and helping the security guard to drag him back inside.

What the fuck have you faggots done with your non-lives?
What was the person trying to steal?


 
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fuck you
My first day of college, a shoplifter pushed me over when running out the door of the store across the road from college.

I finished a book and made dinner for my mother and sister. That's all. I was going to practice on my graphics tablet later as well.
It's Tsunday and the Easter holidays m8
../,/./,


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I've saved 2 lives.

A kid was drowning and I pulled him out of the water ( his bitch mother wasn't paying attention)

A girl I know ordered a veggie burger but they gave her a soy burger, she's deathtly allergic to soy. Her throat closed and she started freaking out so I grabbed her epipen out of her purse and administered it


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I stopped a child from getting kidnapped.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What was the person trying to steal?
He'd nicked like three bottles of Vodka.


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the shanking ordeal, I stopped a suicide, and I've stopped a scumbag from raping a woman in an alleyway behind a bar.


 
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I woke up.


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Good thing it wasn't in America, that shoplifter would've shot you and raped your corpse, then strolled off to the polls to vote Republican.


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Apart from being #SWOLE and working out?

Waiting for the next monthly orientation at my new workplace, lol.


 
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I've saved 2 lives.

A kid was drowning and I pulled him out of the water ( his bitch mother wasn't paying attention)

A girl I know ordered a veggie burger but they gave her a soy burger, she's deathtly allergic to soy. Her throat closed and she started freaking out so I grabbed her epipen out of her purse and administered it

What the fuck, where do you work


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I've been caught stealing once when I was five.  I enjoy stealing.  It's just as simple as that.


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A girl I know ordered a veggie burger but they gave her a soy burger, she's deathtly allergic to soy. Her throat closed and she started freaking out so I grabbed her epipen out of her purse and administered it
Did she give you "thank you sex"?


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I woke up at 4pm today. Pretty eventful day imo.


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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
What was the person trying to steal?
He'd nicked like three bottles of Vodka.
Se.. if he was a bum on the street stealing bread, I would tell you to feel bad, however, you need to feel good! :P.. No free boos!!


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I've saved 2 lives.

A kid was drowning and I pulled him out of the water ( his bitch mother wasn't paying attention)

A girl I know ordered a veggie burger but they gave her a soy burger, she's deathtly allergic to soy. Her throat closed and she started freaking out so I grabbed her epipen out of her purse and administered it

What the fuck, where do you work
I'm a lifeguard lol