There should be a fee for having a child on a plane

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>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.
You must love sitting at home playing video games all day


 
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>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.
You must love sitting at home playing video games all day

Yup

I also spend a lot of time reading or writing science fiction

I never claimed to be interesting


 
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>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.
You must love sitting at home playing video games all day

Yup

I also spend a lot of time reading or writing science fiction

I never claimed to be interesting

You're a stay at home kind of person. If somebody gave you your little patch of sunshine and bunnies you'd probably stay there and very rarely venture out and about.

It's a tough concept for some people to grasp.


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if the weather isn't fucking terrible, then you have to deal with the fact that everyone speaks not-english
No you don't, because the chances are that they speak English, as it's taught in many countries.
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and I pretty much classify any weather above 10 C to be terrible.
English hot weather is nothing like hot weather abroad.
English hot weather is mostly humid because of it being wet for 99%  of the year.
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Then there's having to pack a ton of stuff then unpack it
"Stressful"
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the actual travelling itself
It's no different than being in a car.
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being cooped up with the same group of people for a week or two and so forth
You never leave your house so how is that any different?
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I almost forgot that it's expensive
Cheap holidays are really easy to find. Especially if you don't go during summer break.


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Well you could just deal with it like everyone else on the plane. It's not a big deal.


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if the weather isn't fucking terrible, then you have to deal with the fact that everyone speaks not-english
No you don't, because the chances are that they speak English, as it's taught in many countries.
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and I pretty much classify any weather above 10 C to be terrible.
English hot weather is nothing like hot weather abroad.
English hot weather is mostly humid because of it being wet for 99%  of the year.

dry weather is worse. but hot weather is still hot weather. mild and overcast master race

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Then there's having to pack a ton of stuff then unpack it
"Stressful"

I can't stand it
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the actual travelling itself
It's no different than being in a car.

I'm not over keen on being in the car, honestly


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being cooped up with the same group of people for a week or two and so forth
You never leave your house so how is that any different?

knowing that I'm not being expected to be engaged in conversation 24/7.

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I almost forgot that it's expensive
Cheap holidays are really easy to find. Especially if you don't go during summer break.

Staying at home is even cheaper

I never said other people shouldn't do it. I just don't understand the appeal.


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>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.
You must love sitting at home playing video games all day

Yup

I also spend a lot of time reading or writing science fiction

I never claimed to be interesting

You're a stay at home kind of person. If somebody gave you your little patch of sunshine and bunnies you'd probably stay there and very rarely venture out and about.

It's a tough concept for some people to grasp.

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Well you could just deal with it like everyone else on the plane. It's not a big deal.

So.....you mean going on a mass murder spree and silencing the wails of the organic devil machine designed to consume all things in sight and emit unpleasantness from every hole?

Because that would technically count as dealing with it.


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Well you could just deal with it like everyone else on the plane. It's not a big deal.

So.....you mean going on a mass murder spree and silencing the wails of the organic devil machine designed to consume all things in sight and emit unpleasantness from every hole?

Because that would technically count as dealing with it.
See how that works out for you.


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Maybe they should add on a fee for you for how much you are fucking crying.

They're fucking kids, they cry, get the fuck over it.


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There is. It's called a ticket.
reading isn't your forte, is it?


 
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There is. It's called a ticket.
reading isn't your forte, is it?

Well......technically you have to buy a ticket for yourself right? And after that ticket you have to buy another one for the baby who still counts as a passenger.

So as a matter of fact, there is a monetary investment after you buy the first ticket.

It's buying the second ticket.


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There is. It's called a ticket.
reading isn't your forte, is it?

Well......technically you have to buy a ticket for yourself right? And after that ticket you have to buy another one for the baby who still counts as a passenger.

So as a matter of fact, there is a monetary investment after you buy the first ticket.

It's buying the second ticket.
"on top of any ticket you buy" obviously covers the cost of the child's ticket. Jesus Christ you guys.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
There is. It's called a ticket.
reading isn't your forte, is it?

Well......technically you have to buy a ticket for yourself right? And after that ticket you have to buy another one for the baby who still counts as a passenger.

So as a matter of fact, there is a monetary investment after you buy the first ticket.

It's buying the second ticket.
If you're smart you just disguise the child as carry on luggage tho


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There is. It's called a ticket.
reading isn't your forte, is it?

I read it. I just think you're an idiot. A plane ticket it fee enough.


 
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There is. It's called a ticket.
reading isn't your forte, is it?

Well......technically you have to buy a ticket for yourself right? And after that ticket you have to buy another one for the baby who still counts as a passenger.

So as a matter of fact, there is a monetary investment after you buy the first ticket.

It's buying the second ticket.
"on top of anyticket you buy" obviously covers the cost of the child's ticket. Jesus Christ you guys.


Ticket is singular. One time use. You don't buy ticket for you and a baby.

You buy tickets.
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There is. It's called a ticket.
reading isn't your forte, is it?

Well......technically you have to buy a ticket for yourself right? And after that ticket you have to buy another one for the baby who still counts as a passenger.

So as a matter of fact, there is a monetary investment after you buy the first ticket.

It's buying the second ticket.
If you're smart you just disguise the child as carry on luggage tho

Or as some kind of deformity attached to you.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Ticket is singular. You don't buy ticket for you and a baby.

You buy tickets.
Actually babies go free because they're seated on your lap. You only pay for 2+yr olds


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There is. It's called a ticket.
reading isn't your forte, is it?

Well......technically you have to buy a ticket for yourself right? And after that ticket you have to buy another one for the baby who still counts as a passenger.

So as a matter of fact, there is a monetary investment after you buy the first ticket.

It's buying the second ticket.
"on top of any ticket you buy" obviously covers the cost of the child's ticket. Jesus Christ you guys.
It's still fucking stupid. Fucking kill yourself.


 
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Ticket is singular. You don't buy ticket for you and a baby.

You buy tickets.
Actually babies go free because they're seated on your lap. You only pay for 2+yr olds

Babies are evil by nature but once you get into the 2+ range it's a whole other kind of devilish affair.

Max's simplest solution is to just not take the jihadi express at this point.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Ticket is singular. You don't buy ticket for you and a baby.

You buy tickets.
Actually babies go free because they're seated on your lap. You only pay for 2+yr olds

Babies are evil by nature but once you get into the 2+ range it's a whole other kind of devilish affair.

Max's simplest solution is to just not take the jihadi express at this point.
Babies are the best kind of people.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Ticket is singular. You don't buy ticket for you and a baby.

You buy tickets.
Actually babies go free because they're seated on your lap. You only pay for 2+yr olds

Babies are evil by nature but once you get into the 2+ range it's a whole other kind of devilish affair.

Max's simplest solution is to just not take the jihadi express at this point.
Babies are the best kind of people.
Nah, they gotta be at least four.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Ticket is singular. You don't buy ticket for you and a baby.

You buy tickets.
Actually babies go free because they're seated on your lap. You only pay for 2+yr olds

Babies are evil by nature but once you get into the 2+ range it's a whole other kind of devilish affair.

Max's simplest solution is to just not take the jihadi express at this point.
Babies are the best kind of people.
Nah, they gotta be at least four.
i don't mean it in that way you fucking nonce


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There is. It's called a ticket.
reading isn't your forte, is it?

Well......technically you have to buy a ticket for yourself right? And after that ticket you have to buy another one for the baby who still counts as a passenger.

So as a matter of fact, there is a monetary investment after you buy the first ticket.

It's buying the second ticket.
"on top of any ticket you buy" obviously covers the cost of the child's ticket. Jesus Christ you guys.
It's still fucking stupid. Fucking kill yourself.

by your count, how many people should kill themselves on this forum today?


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There is. It's called a ticket.
reading isn't your forte, is it?

Well......technically you have to buy a ticket for yourself right? And after that ticket you have to buy another one for the baby who still counts as a passenger.

So as a matter of fact, there is a monetary investment after you buy the first ticket.

It's buying the second ticket.
"on top of any ticket you buy" obviously covers the cost of the child's ticket. Jesus Christ you guys.
that's just fucking dumb

i'm not surprised you think this


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Well you could just deal with it like everyone else on the plane. It's not a big deal.
I don't understand replies like this. Why not sympathize with OP on this issue? Why does it all of a sudden have to be about how it's not the righteous thing to do to complain about kids on a plane? OP obviously went through a stressful situation and there's obviously no sane thing anyone could do to rectify it. So I think it's unfair, especially considering that no one should have to deal with another person's kid. People who choose not to have kids choose to so they don't have to put up with hearing them cry and other stuff like that.


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Well you could just deal with it like everyone else on the plane. It's not a big deal.
I don't understand replies like this. Why not sympathize with OP on this issue? Why does it all of a sudden have to be about how it's not the righteous thing to do to complain about kids on a plane? OP obviously went through a stressful situation and there's obviously no sane thing anyone could do to rectify it. So I think it's unfair, especially considering that no one should have to deal with another person's kid. People who choose not to have kids choose to so they don't have to put up with hearing them cry and other stuff like that.
Well loaf, it's hard to sympathize with someone over something trivial and easily ignorable. As long as there are humans, there's going to be kids, and kids will cry because that's just what kids do. What separates the kids from the adults is the ability to not complain about commonplace annoyances that most people get over. Eh?


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Stop being a crybaby OP.


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Well you could just deal with it like everyone else on the plane. It's not a big deal.
I don't understand replies like this. Why not sympathize with OP on this issue? Why does it all of a sudden have to be about how it's not the righteous thing to do to complain about kids on a plane? OP obviously went through a stressful situation and there's obviously no sane thing anyone could do to rectify it. So I think it's unfair, especially considering that no one should have to deal with another person's kid. People who choose not to have kids choose to so they don't have to put up with hearing them cry and other stuff like that.
Well loaf, it's hard to sympathize with someone over something trivial and easily ignorable. As long as there are humans, there's going to be kids, and kids will cry because that's just what kids do. What separates the kids from the adults is the ability to not complain about commonplace annoyances that most people get over. Eh?
Oh trust me, sitting on an airplane with a crying kid is not just a commonplace annoyance. Air plane rides are very stressful. There's little leg room in some of them and usually if there's an annoyance in the airplane, it's going to make the whole ride very difficult to bear. I know that there's plenty of anecdotal evidence that supports this, because I and probably you have heard that children are extremely annoying on an airplane. I think that having sympathy for the guy who was annoyed makes way more sense because the kid just whined his ass of the whole time and he probably just wanted to suck a boob or something. So it's unfair.