There's a Jehovah's Witness on my porch

Dopameme · May 24, 2015, 10:36:02 AM

He says he just wants to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, but I'm not buying it. Wat do?

Mr. Psychologist · May 24, 2015, 10:37:49 AM

2-legged goat BBQ

maverick · May 24, 2015, 10:37:53 AM

Put up "FOUND" posters and if nobody claims it, either keep it or give it to a shelter.

Girl of Mystery · May 24, 2015, 10:39:06 AM

Answer the door bare ass naked with a pentagram painted on your chest

Dopameme · May 24, 2015, 10:39:57 AM

Quote from: Maverick on May 24, 2015, 10:37:53 AM

Put up "FOUND" posters and if nobody claims it, either keep it or give it to a shelter.

will do, thanks for the advice

Mr. Psychologist · May 24, 2015, 10:40:41 AM

https://youtu.be/k0WbP2uLJPo?t=1m46s

>tfw still can't embed at specific times ;-;

True Turquoise · May 24, 2015, 10:55:26 AM

Walk out fully erect with a towel on your willy

TB · May 24, 2015, 10:56:44 AM

"Have a moment for Jesus Christ sir?"

Jocephalopod · May 24, 2015, 11:00:44 AM

Weknowmemes

i am karjala takaisin · May 24, 2015, 11:18:23 AM

it's been 140 years and there still has not been a trial for the crime these people witnessed

just goes to show the effectiveness of the us justice system