The world is ending

RomanGladiator · June 17, 2016, 10:22:04 PM

I may actually be going out with a thin girl. We hit it off on Tinder tonight and she gave me her facebook. She is blonde and 5'8". She said she can out nerd me. I made her take a "test"

She likes:

Star Wars
Indiana Jones
Spaceballs
LoTR
Fallout
Has an Xbox One
Tarantino movies
Blade Runner
Jurassic Park

I'm tempted to post a picture of her.

SecondClass · June 17, 2016, 10:22:47 PM

No one cares

Dopameme · June 17, 2016, 10:23:00 PM

good for you

June 17, 2016, 10:23:49 PM

Please just turn gay.

Jono · June 17, 2016, 10:23:50 PM

She's a dyke

RomanGladiator · June 17, 2016, 10:25:51 PM

Will post a picture if you guys promise not to reverse image search her and ruin this for me.

Thun · June 17, 2016, 10:29:02 PM

>Tarantino movies

DROPPED

Jive Turkey · June 17, 2016, 10:30:37 PM

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Will post a picture if you guys promise not to reverse image search her and ruin this for me.

post them

Thun · June 17, 2016, 10:32:41 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on June 17, 2016, 10:25:51 PM

Will post a picture if you guys promise not to reverse image search her and ruin this for me.

Wait a sec. Did something like this happen before?

RomanGladiator · June 17, 2016, 10:32:50 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on June 17, 2016, 10:30:37 PM

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Will post a picture if you guys promise not to reverse image search her and ruin this for me.
post them

Thun · June 17, 2016, 10:38:15 PM

RomanGladiator · June 17, 2016, 10:40:36 PM

Quote from: ⚡ Thunder on June 17, 2016, 10:38:15 PM

7/10

RomanGladiator · June 17, 2016, 10:48:59 PM

My love for big fat tits though, it's fighting back.

Verbatim · June 17, 2016, 10:58:15 PM

god, just leave this poor girl alone and out of her life

nobody wants to have a "roman chapter" in their fucking memoir

Tyger · June 17, 2016, 11:01:51 PM

You have a deformed dick but you judge her based on her tits

🂿 · June 17, 2016, 11:07:49 PM

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Its not fucking fair. Its not fucking fair at all. Why must life be so fucking cruel?

Jive Turkey · June 17, 2016, 11:12:25 PM

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Its not fucking fair. Its not fucking fair at all. Why must life be so fucking cruel?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

RomanGladiator · June 17, 2016, 11:12:47 PM

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Its not fucking fair. Its not fucking fair at all. Why must life be so fucking cruel?

We haven't even met yet. And I went through the two worst months of my life, so don't think that I am lucky

Batch · June 17, 2016, 11:21:23 PM

>has an Xbone

Fucking lol

🂿 · June 17, 2016, 11:23:23 PM

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>When Roman ends up with a girl with the similar/same interests as me, is extremely attractive, and I don't...

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Its not fucking fair. Its not fucking fair at all. Why must life be so fucking cruel?
We haven't even met yet. And I went through the two worst months of my life, so don't think that I am lucky

But if you are...

DAS B00T x2 · June 17, 2016, 11:25:40 PM

I dunno bro... She looks annoying. Maybe it's just because I hate rabbits if they're not gonna be cooked.

RomanGladiator · June 17, 2016, 11:26:51 PM

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>When Roman ends up with a girl with the similar/same interests as me, is extremely attractive, and I don't...

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Its not fucking fair. Its not fucking fair at all. Why must life be so fucking cruel?
We haven't even met yet. And I went through the two worst months of my life, so don't think that I am lucky

But if you are...

Even if she likes me, my dick's still not normal and I still have no job. I'm just trying to meet people to be social at this point.

Thun · June 17, 2016, 11:28:37 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on June 17, 2016, 11:26:51 PM

Even if she likes me, my dick's still not normal and I still have no job. I'm just trying to meet people to be social at this point.

So then why are you so damn worried about your penis?

🂿 · June 17, 2016, 11:28:44 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on June 17, 2016, 11:26:51 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on June 17, 2016, 11:23:23 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on June 17, 2016, 11:12:47 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on June 17, 2016, 11:07:49 PM
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>When Roman ends up with a girl with the similar/same interests as me, is extremely attractive, and I don't...

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Its not fucking fair. Its not fucking fair at all. Why must life be so fucking cruel?
We haven't even met yet. And I went through the two worst months of my life, so don't think that I am lucky

But if you are...

Even if she likes me, my dick's still not normal and I still have no job. I'm just trying to meet people to be social at this point.

Just leave me alone.

SecondClass · June 17, 2016, 11:33:32 PM

that feel when you try to hijack someone's thread and fail

Tyger · June 17, 2016, 11:36:02 PM

Didn't even warrant a "shut up deci"

RomanGladiator · June 17, 2016, 11:36:10 PM

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Quote from: RomanGladiator on June 17, 2016, 11:26:51 PM
Even if she likes me, my dick's still not normal and I still have no job. I'm just trying to meet people to be social at this point.
So then why are you so damn worried about your penis?

For when I have sex again with a partner. It's obviously not happening any time soon

Batch · June 17, 2016, 11:39:24 PM

Fuck a fleshlight and see what happens, then you'll have your answer.

MyNameIsCharlie · June 18, 2016, 12:20:55 AM

What's the problem here?

Roman... Are you into big girls because you like it, or because you have a low image of yourself?

If it's because you have a low image of yourself, go for it. Be yourself and do what you can to crawl from behind that.

True Turquoise · June 18, 2016, 12:41:03 AM

Oh, she's pretty.

How about you stop judging her because she isn't massive and just be nice when you go for it, or, don't and leave her be.