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Don't immediately make sexual advances towards her, as you seem to tend to do. Be nice, act friendly, talk about things that are fun and interesting.

Don't try to interact with her physically, that also seems to end up being your downfall. Don't be clingy in your texts with her. Don't talk about how you want to fucking cuddle or some cringy shit like that.

See her as a person, as a friend to be made. Not as a pair of tits.

Contemporary culture has been covered in a sickening coating of carnality, in which sexuality is the only focus in relations between men and women. Don't let the movies influence how you see women, or how you interact with them. Don't let contemporary culture trick you into doing something wrong or stupid.

Ignore the damage to your genitalia. You're not going to be meeting her to find someone to fuck. You're meeting her to find someone who you get along well with, and who makes you happy. Friendship. Friendship is the biggest part of romantic relationships, not just platonic ones. Contemporary culture tells us it's only about sexuality, that sexual intercourse is the only thing worth pursuing. This is wrong. Don't let something that could be potentially good for you be ruined. You want to prove everybody here wrong, and have this work out? Then don't make the dumb choices you seem to make every time.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Mmmmm Napalm | Legendary Invincible!
 
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Give her the sausage bro. 

Fuck her brains out and then laugh at Deci after.


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Don't immediately make sexual advances towards her, as you seem to tend to do. Be nice, act friendly, talk about things that are fun and interesting.

Don't try to interact with her physically, that also seems to end up being your downfall. Don't be clingy in your texts with her. Don't talk about how you want to fucking cuddle or some cringy shit like that.

See her as a person, as a friend to be made. Not as a pair of tits.

Contemporary culture has been covered in a sickening coating of carnality, in which sexuality is the only focus in relations between men and women. Don't let the movies influence how you see women, or how you interact with them. Don't let contemporary culture trick you into doing something wrong or stupid.

Ignore the damage to your genitalia. You're not going to be meeting her to find someone to fuck. You're meeting her to find someone who you get along well with, and who makes you happy. Friendship. Friendship is the biggest part of romantic relationships, not just platonic ones. Contemporary culture tells us it's only about sexuality, that sexual intercourse is the only thing worth pursuing. This is wrong. Don't let something that could be potentially good for you be ruined. You want to prove everybody here wrong, and have this work out? Then don't make the dumb choices you seem to make every time.

Your advice belongs in the garbage.

Roman stop taking advice from virgins.


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Quote
Star Wars
Indiana Jones
Spaceballs
LoTR
Fallout
Has an Xbox One
Tarantino movies
Blade Runner
Jurassic Park

AKA she likes pop culture

It's super cringy that you tested her knowledge. Good luck with the date though.
Last Edit: June 18, 2016, 01:42:23 PM by HrfulTurkie


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Star Wars
Indiana Jones
Spaceballs
LoTR
Fallout
Has an Xbox One
Tarantino movies
Blade Runner
Jurassic Park

AKA she likes pop culture

It's super cringy that you tested her knowledge, though. Good luck with the date though.
She didn't message me back on facebook anyways or accept my f/r, I would like to go out yes, but I do know that a lot of people just want attention.


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i'm in shock roman, i'm not prepared for this.


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I may actually be going out with a thin girl. We hit it off on Tinder tonight and she gave me her facebook. She is blonde and 5'8". She said she can out nerd me. I made her take a "test"

She likes:

Star Wars
Indiana Jones
Spaceballs
LoTR
Fallout
Has an Xbox One
Tarantino movies
Blade Runner
Jurassic Park

I'm tempted to post a picture of her.


No one cares
I do and if you don't mind for once can you not be a

GIANT FUCKING DOUCHEBAG


 
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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
dont. listen to napalm.

instead, remember simple acronym:

Penis
Sex is
Ultimate goal


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No one cares
I do
Yeah, exactly

No one cares
I think your just bitter cause your jealous of him. Your life has gone to shit so the only way you can feel better about yourself and treating everyone like shit.




 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
I think your just bitter cause your jealous of him.
lmao


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I think your just bitter cause your jealous of him.
lmao
Why else would you be such a dick.

Be happy for someone for once


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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I think your just bitter cause your jealous of him.
lmao
Why else would you be such a dick.

Be happy for someone for once
I'm literally only an asshole to bad members fam


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I think your just bitter cause your jealous of him.
lmao
Why else would you be such a dick.

Be happy for someone for once
I'm literally only an asshole to bad members fam
Stop been a asshole in general


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Edit: nevermind
Last Edit: June 18, 2016, 09:05:13 PM by Mmmmm Napalm


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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I think your just bitter cause your jealous of him.
lmao
Why else would you be such a dick.

Be happy for someone for once
I'm literally only an asshole to bad members fam
Stop been a asshole in general
No thanks


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I think your just bitter cause your jealous of him.
lmao
Why else would you be such a dick.

Be happy for someone for once
I'm literally only an asshole to bad members fam
Stop been a asshole in general
No thanks
One day your going to get your teeth kicked it. One that day I hope you remember

I TOLD YOU SO


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
I think your just bitter cause your jealous of him.
lmao
Why else would you be such a dick.

Be happy for someone for once
I'm literally only an asshole to bad members fam
Stop been a asshole in general
No thanks
One day your going to get your teeth kicked it. One that day I hope you remember

I TOLD YOU SO
I didn't know someone could kick me through a wireless connection


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I think your just bitter cause your jealous of him.
lmao
Why else would you be such a dick.

Be happy for someone for once
I'm literally only an asshole to bad members fam
Stop been a asshole in general
No thanks
One day your going to get your teeth kicked it. One that day I hope you remember

I TOLD YOU SO
I didn't know someone could kick me through a wireless connection
It won't be here.  You'll be in public say something assholish and some guys is going to get offended and knock you out.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
I think your just bitter cause your jealous of him.
lmao
Why else would you be such a dick.

Be happy for someone for once
I'm literally only an asshole to bad members fam
Stop been a asshole in general
No thanks
One day your going to get your teeth kicked it. One that day I hope you remember

I TOLD YOU SO
I didn't know someone could kick me through a wireless connection
It won't be here.  You'll be in public say something assholish and some guys is going to get offended and knock you out.
Except I tend to bite my tongue if someone's acting terrible and irredeemable irl

even though I should speak out


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ΜΕΓΑ ΤΟ ΤΗΣ ΘΑΛΆΣΣΗΣ ΚΡΆΤΟΣ

Да ли је то истина или се само шалиш?
Don't mess this up for yourself.

Also

OH BABY YEAH👉🏻👌🏻DO IT GOOD YEAH!👉🏻👌🏻


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
Except I tend to bite my tongue if someone's acting terrible and irredeemable irl

Jeez man


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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Except I tend to bite my tongue if someone's acting terrible and irredeemable irl

Jeez man
What?

I act like myself on here

I have a conversation and personality filter irl


 
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Except I tend to bite my tongue if someone's acting terrible and irredeemable irl

Jeez man
What?

I act like myself on here

I have a conversation and personality filter irl
and somehow, people are less fake in "real life" than they are on the internet


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
Except I tend to bite my tongue if someone's acting terrible and irredeemable irl

Jeez man
What?

I act like myself on here

I have a conversation and personality filter irl

I just thought your one redeemable quality, speaking your mind, would extend to more than just your internet persona


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
I suppose that's what i get for thinking class had redeemable qualities, though.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Except I tend to bite my tongue if someone's acting terrible and irredeemable irl

Jeez man
What?

I act like myself on here

I have a conversation and personality filter irl
and somehow, people are less fake in "real life" than they are on the internet
http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/i-fucking-hate-when-people-do-this/msg1261027/#msg1261027