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Would you rather:
A) chop off your penis with a rusty knife

OR

B) receive anal sex from a very aroused silverback gorilla for three hours while it is being broadcasted by a news helicopter.
Last Edit: February 10, 2015, 10:08:44 AM by Statefarm

 
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Corgi is best land animal
...not sure how I feel about this :L

 
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Quote from: slayingold on February 10, 2015, 10:08:41 AM
...not sure how I feel about this :L

This is a very serious question

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
get said knife and stab myself

 
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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

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A. "Pain is temporary. Pride is forever."

After the scenario in B I doubt I'd have any of the latter. And my arse would hurt.

 
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TEAM SILVERBACK FOR LIFE
I'd just wright my youtube channel's name in the snow for publicity.
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Gorillas. Since this choice is obviously not of my own choosing, I'd probably just laugh it off along with everyone else.

And then use my dick to receive pity sex.

 
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Quote from: The Waifu God on February 10, 2015, 10:45:41 AM
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I'd just wright my youtube channel's name in the snow for publicity.

This person gets it

 
 
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A.

These are always the easiest of choices.

 
 
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Quote from: Statefarm on February 10, 2015, 11:04:31 AM
Quote from: The Waifu God on February 10, 2015, 10:45:41 AM
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I'd just wright my youtube channel's name in the snow for publicity.

This person gets it
Why didn't I get it

 
 
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Quote from: Elegiac on February 10, 2015, 10:50:39 AM
Since this choice is obviously not of my own choosing, I'd probably just laugh it off along with everyone else.
Yeah, because you totally live in a world of forgiveness and common sense and shit like that, right. Because people are so considerate, right. Especially on the Internet.

 
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Quote from: Elegiac on February 10, 2015, 11:09:06 AM
Quote from: Statefarm on February 10, 2015, 11:04:31 AM
Quote from: The Waifu God on February 10, 2015, 10:45:41 AM
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I'd just wright my youtube channel's name in the snow for publicity.

This person gets it
Why didn't I get it
YouTube

 
 
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Quote from: Verbatim on February 10, 2015, 11:09:29 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on February 10, 2015, 10:50:39 AM
Since this choice is obviously not of my own choosing, I'd probably just laugh it off along with everyone else.
Yeah, because you totally live in a world of forgiveness and common sense and shit like that, right. Because people are so considerate, right. Especially on the Internet.
It's so bizarre I just wouldn't be able to take it seriously. A life without a dick smacks way more of a super harsh reality.

 
 
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A honestly.

I could live without sex the rest of my life.

Actually can I store some sperm in the sperm bank first?

 
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B will lead to a documentary and worldwide fame.

B is objectively the better choice.

 
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Quote from: The Lord Ruler on February 10, 2015, 11:30:15 AM
A honestly.

I could live without sex the rest of my life.

Actually can I store some sperm in the sperm bank first?

Sadly no.

 
 
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Well I guess I cant do this one

 
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Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 10, 2015, 12:05:21 PM
Well I guess I cant do this one
you magically are given a penis

 
 
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Quote from: #Invalid Youtube Link# on February 10, 2015, 12:27:41 PM
Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 10, 2015, 12:05:21 PM
Well I guess I cant do this one
you magically are given a penis

A, so I can go back to normal

 
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Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 10, 2015, 12:05:21 PM
Well I guess I cant do this one

Replace penis with your favorite body part

 
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Why would I have sex with Challenger?

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Definitely B. At least I have the potential for some pleasure there, and I actually get to have sex later on.

 
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B is not even that bad.

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Quote from: Daniel on February 10, 2015, 01:11:23 PM
B is not even that bad.
Are you talking from previous experience?