The Six Nations 2016

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Seeing as Americans are clamouring over kicking an oval-shaped ball in pads, I thought I'd cover the Six Nations matches... kicking an oval-shaped ball without pads. Coverage is being shared in the UK by ITV and BBC this year, with local stations covering France (FR2) and Ireland (RTÉ). Not sure about America, but it's probably available on livestreams online if you're interested.

How Rugby match points work
A kick is 3 points (inc. penalty kicks)
A try is 5 points (the equivalent of a touchdown)
A conversion kick is 2 points (a free kick after you score a try, bringing it to 7 if scored)

How Tournament points work
A victory is 2 points
A draw is 1 point
A loss is 0
If more than one team have the same Tournament Points by the end, the victor is announced by the sum of match point difference from each game.

Other Notes
The Triple Crown is a title given to the Nation that beats all other UK/IE countries; only England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales can participate.
The Grand Slam is when one Nation beats all the others.
The Wooden Spoon is the Nation at the bottom of the tournament (usually Italy).
All these awards used to be figurative and not mean anything than bragging rights/humiliation, although recently the Triple Crown has gotten a separate trophy.

Fixtures
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(Ignoring previous games as you can't watch 'em live now)
All times in GMT
13th February:
14:25 France V Ireland
16:50 Wales V Scotland

14th February
14:00 Italy V England

26th February
20:05 Wales V France

27th February
14:25 Italy V Scotland
16:50 England V Ireland

12th March
13:30 Ireland V Italy
16:00 England V Wales

13th March
15:00 Scotland V France

19th March
14:30 Wales V Italy
17:00 Ireland V Scotland
20:00 France V England

FINAL RESULTS: (As of 19th March, 23:31 GMT)

Position
   
NationWinsDrawsLossesPoint DifferenceTournament Points
1England5006210
2Wales311627
3Ireland212415
4Scotland20374
5France203-274
6Italy005-1450

Unrelated, but why the fuck are these tables totally unintuitive to use?

England has won the Triple Crown, and by beating all other countries, the Grand Slam, their first in 13 years!

Italy, on the other hand by losing every single game and scoring no points, has "won" the conciliatory prize of the Wooden Spoon.

So, here's to the next one, may it be won by someone else.
Last Edit: March 19, 2016, 06:39:00 PM by PsygnI


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Well obviously I want Ireland to win, and they have a good chance of doing so but I think they still have PTSD from that Argentina game a while back.

It'd be nice to see Italy win a game or two as well, considering how shit they have been recently.


 
 
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I dread to think what my grandpa will scream out if the frogs beat the irish next week <_<


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I hope the France v England game will be as great as it was last year.


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I thought it only ended like two weeks ago
Lolno it only started yesterday.
I dread to think what my grandpa will scream out if the frogs beat the irish next week <_<
Just cheer him up with Rob Kearney building a fort out of frenchies from a few years' back.


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FUCK!

France beat Ireland, the cheese eating surrender monkeys concussed two players and almost certainly did an illegal move in an attempt to knock out Johnny Sexton.

Will be updated once I check the results of Wales V Scotland later... There's folk in kilts wandering around Cardiff since Friday.


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FUCK!

France beat Ireland, the cheese eating surrender monkeys concussed two players and almost certainly did an illegal move in an attempt to knock out Johnny Sexton.

Will be updated once I check the results of Wales V Scotland later... There's folk in kilts wandering around Cardiff since Friday.

Sexton has a death wish, he always tackles the biggest lads on the field and he wonders why he walks out injured every game, just keep him behind the 10 meter line permantley until we need him for a kick for fucks sake.


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FUCK!

France beat Ireland, the cheese eating surrender monkeys concussed two players and almost certainly did an illegal move in an attempt to knock out Johnny Sexton.

Will be updated once I check the results of Wales V Scotland later... There's folk in kilts wandering around Cardiff since Friday.

Sexton has a death wish, he always tackles the biggest lads on the field and he wonders why he walks out injured every game, just keep him behind the 10 meter line permantley until we need him for a kick for fucks sake.

But then he'd be a waste of space for a majority of the game. To be fair despite his injuries he scored his 3 penalty kicks, and placed all of his kicks were he wanted them to be (and these were after the injuries he'd sustained, barring the potential concussion that got him replaced).

Even when he was eventually taken out, we always have Ian Madigan to keep the kicks good. I haven't seen an awful lot of him on the field, but when I have he's never been bad.
Last Edit: February 13, 2016, 10:50:21 AM by Psygnirish


 
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I don't watch rugby but

GO WALES
CYMRU AM BYTH


Ah, you've got an easy game ahead, it's only Scotland.


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Table and results updated, expect more tomorrow.


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New Zealand isn't playing, this is unimportant


 
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New Zealand isn't playing, this is unimportant
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Offshoot of a colonist prison Island, you're unimportant.
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New Zealand isn't playing, this is unimportant

You have the RWC let us northeners have the Six Nations in peace.

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You have the RWC let us northeners have the Six Nations in peace.

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How's Wales doing


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How's Wales doing

Not bad, you thrashed Scotland around (unsurprisingly), but I can't comment on the gameplay itself because I didn't watch.

It must've been good though as I can hear drunks wandering around celebrating outside my window... should've not rented a house near to the pubs I think.


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Table updated again for the Italy V England match today. They really fucked 'em over, leaving England waaaay out in front by point difference, and the only Nation able to win the Triple Crown.


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France beat Ireland, the cheese eating surrender monkeys concussed two players and almost certainly did an illegal move in an attempt to knock out Johnny Sexton.

Will be updated once I check the results of Wales V Scotland later... There's folk in kilts wandering around Cardiff since Friday.
What the fuck do you have against cheese


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6 Nations results and tables will be updated tomorrow.

Tomorrow because I'm grieving over today's awful, awful results.


EDIT: Shit, just found out the actor who played this guy^ died today. This weekend just isn't Ireland's, is it.
Last Edit: February 28, 2016, 09:44:14 AM by Psygnirish


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Sports are not my thing and they tend to bore me easily, but I just wanted to pop in and say I admire your formatting of this thread. You put a lot of effort into it, so I found you a gif. This one made me giggle.



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Sports are not my thing and they tend to bore me easily, but I just wanted to pop in and say I admire your formatting of this thread. You put a lot of effort into it, so I found you a gif. This one made me giggle.



I didn't even notice the hot-potato ball the first time around, what with the number 2 just not knowing how to tackle that massive hairy welshman.


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England 21-10 Ireland

:^)



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England 21-10 Ireland

:^)

I don't need this negativity in my life.

Anywho, Tables and Match Results updated, to my dissapointment. On the plus side, I made 50p betting against a friend that Italy is worse than Scotland at Rugby :)