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Within the hallowed halls of this thread lie the records of historical Sep7agon events, inscribed into text by IcyWind, the great gay author. Those with suggestions as to additional events should see to the fact that I receive a private message with the event title, date(s), and small sentence describing it for our future members who wish to know our troubled history.



January, 2015

January 4th, 2015 - Hey! It's not Blinding!: After a couple weeks of delay, and a few months of work, Sep7agon 2.0 launches with a new, sleek look to the UI - and future room to grow. Thank you, Based Isara!

January 4th, 2015 - Burned Out: IcyWind resigns as Moderator and is reassigned as a Monitor, with DemonicChronic being reappointed to the role of Ninja. I make it clear now that I will return to the role of Ninja - one day very, very soon.

January 6th, 2015 - Redacted: Classified.



November, 2015

November 7th, 2015 - Musical Chairs Pt 69: Yutaka, the Mexican mod, resigns as Kitsune is promoted to Ninja.


2014 Events
July, 2014
July 27th, 2014 - The Great Journey: The first of the members who survived the nuclear bombings of previous offsite attempts, and those upset with Bungie's favoritism of the plague known as Desticles, reached the shores of Sep7agon. Here, they were greeted by the creator, Cheat, and his sidekick Focnr. Word spread fast among the survivors, and by nightfall, the site had received a couple dozen members - prepared to begin anew.

July 28th - 29th, 2014 - Ninja, Erectus: With the wave of new members continuing to flee the wrath of Bungie and Desticles, it was decided that new Ninja's would need to be located to help police the forums and maintain peace. A vote amongst the current members was held by Lord Cheat, with the faggots known as SoporificSlash, and DemonicChronic being given the power of bringing balance to the forums. Kiyo, who tied with SoporificSlash in the votes, was christened as Ninja a few days later.

July 28th - Invasion: A large contingency of anime fans, including future staffer Yutaka, along with friends Byrne, Tru, Ossku, and others arrive on the website. Despite some problems with spamming for several months, the group has been committed to the site and help drive activity up since this first recorded date.

August, 2014
Month Long - UN Games: A popular feature on the nuked offsites, UN Games continued throughout August under the watchful eyes of SecondClass, TBlocks, and others who dedicated their days to spamming about what their imaginary countries would do to wreak havoc on fictional Earth's. Dubbed "Spam Threads" by several members, the era died off as oversaturation reduced the amount of players, paired with the fact that no one could fucking keep up by the time every country began exploring the other side of the galaxy.

August 1st - 18th, 2014: DDoS This: Sep7agon suffers its first multi-hour outage and is forced to switch to a new host after FatCow kicked us out into the cold. After weeks of incompetence and error messages, Sep7agon made the migration to its final home with Blue Host, where it has resided ever since.

August 2nd, 2014 - It's the Meta: August 2nd marks the first sighting of Meta Cognition, a well known debater from the days of Bungie, posting in the Serious forum with a thread detailing the good and bad forms of taxation. Since this day, Meta has grown in power and become the de-factor ruler of the forum, punishing those with his intellectual superiority and bringing knowledge to the people. No attempts to remove him from power have happened thus far.

August 22nd, 2014 - Monitor's Arrive: As the site continued it's expansion, Lord Cheat felt the Ninja's required slaves to do some of the menial tasks that were beneath them. With this came the creation of the Monitor's - members who received special permission to move and merge threads. TBlocks, Mr.P and Ironman, three of the more popular members, receive this...distinguished honor.

August 29th, 2014 - Anarchy Weekend, Part 1: What happens when an admin gives his community a forum, open only for a weekend, and with no rules? Fucking. Hell.

September, 2014

September 6th, 2014 - Gametacular!: The first official gamenight is held on both Halo 3 and Halo: Reach, featuring all the glorious lag and banshee bombing you remember. Roughly 14 people attended the event.

September 15th, 2014 - Articles Galore: With the growth of the community continuing, Lord Cheat felt it necessary to allow the gentry to submit articles, in order to make the site look like an intellectual beacon. Within the first few days, mass amounts of articles began flowing in, covering books, tv, and movies. By late September, however, a vast amount of the articles consisted of anime reviews only.

September 26th, 2014 - New Ninja's: Lord Cheat watched as his community grew, and felt the need to appoint new Ninja's to ensure peace reigned throughout his land. Mr. P, a Monitor, grew to the rank of Ninja alongside Lord Commissar, a commie who was appointed for his dashing good looks.

October, 2014
October 1st, 2014 - New Slaves!: Yutaka, representing the Weebs, and Icy, who represented the homosapians, were brought on to assist TBlocks with the menial slave work for the Ninja overlords. Ironman, who had become inactive due to school, faded off into the darkness.

October 2nd, 2014 - Booty: Lord Camnator, of the Kingdom of Booty and Cannabis, joins the forums.

October 3rd-5th, 2014 - Anonymous Anarchy: Some say this Anarchy weekend did not happen, that it was a fictional imagination. The October Anarchy displayed the worst of humanity. Spillage from the event continued in the other Forums as total conflict broke out. Lord Cheat, looking at his war torn kingdom, decreed that Anarchy would not be returning, for the people could not handle such freedom.

October 5th - 7th, 2014 - Anarchy Aftermath: War ravaged the forums as accusations of mod bias began, regarding problems stemming from the Anarchy and the mod's ability to control such situations. In the resulting situation, Kiyo was demoted to Forum Ninja, with Mr. P promoted to Master Forum Ninja. Tensions subsided, but the unease remained.

October 7th, 2014 - Metalution: In the chaos that reigned following the end of Anarchy, Meta Cognition migrated from the Serious forum and led a short revolt against Lord Cheat and the Sep7anites. This revolt, which came to be known as the Metalution, demanding peace between the forums and for Lord Cheat to recognize the Metas. The revolt ended a few hours later with the locking of threads, and Meta recognizing that now was not the time for more infighting. 

October 9th, 2014 - Rule Readjusting: With the staff realizing the community was a mess, a revision of the rules took place in order to clarify and ensure they were clear for all to follow. Adopting rules akin to Bungie.old, the community was lukewarm after becoming use to the relaxed rules that were in place since the founding of this new paradise.

October 12th, 2014 - It's a Girl!: With Focnr having departed the staff for a brief period of time, Lord Cheat brought on a new face to the forums, Isara, to help with coding and new features for the forums.

November, 2014
November 1st - 2nd, 2014 - Flightless Birds: Penguin Party arose from the ashes of October's Anarchy. The new weekend long forum put rules into place to ensure the collapse of humanity would not return for this special event. However, reception was average, as the forum simply turned into "The Flood, with Porn"

November 17th, 2014 - More Slaves!: Recognizing that Ironman would be unlikely to return to fulfill the duties of Monitor in the near future, and with Icy's potential resignation looming, Lord Cheat set out to find a new monitor to assist in the tasks. In the end, after a grueling application process, both Sandtrap and Flee joined the staff.

November 20th, 2014 - Achievement Unlocked: Podcast!: Hosted by a Mexican, a Brit, and a Communist, the first ever Sep7agon podcast released to the world. Discussing topics regarding Mexican food, Halo, and community questions, the podcast has been met with good reviews.

November 28th-30th, 2014 - Anarchy Returns: With the lukewarm reception to Penguin Party, and revised rules to handle spillover, Lord Cheat reopened Anarchy to the masses. Despite large amounts of shitposting, the event had improved from it's previous counterpart and was viewed as a success.

December, 2014
December 1st, 2014 - The Analects: Feeling as though the history of our site should be persevered, the Monitor Icy has created this thread in order to ensure that all members, new and old, can look back and understand how far we have come on this site, and how much further we can go.

Late November - December 1st, 2014 - The Canon Wars: With the release of the trailer for Star Wars VII came the anger from Star Wars fans, who vehemently declared the Extended Universe was canon, and that the future movies were not. The various threads debating this have spun numerous parodies from both sides, and the war continues to rage.

December 2nd, 2014 - Power Play: Due to his contributions to the staff, the commie known as LC ascends to the title of Master Forum Ninja, while DemonicChronic is moved down to Forum Ninja.

December 2nd, 2014 - The Unthinkable: Surprising everyone, a thread was made in The Flood announcing RC as the newest admin for the website, with the aforementioned user donning golden colors presented by Lord Cheat. People were in disbelief for the five minutes of RC's reign, before it was put down, as it should be.

December 8th, 2014 - Triumvirate Cracks: After slowly growing distant from the forum for some time, Slash, one of the original three moderators for the website, resigns.

December 9th, 2014 - Musical Chairs: IcyWind and Flee, the gay and the brony, are appointed to Ninja to help ensure staff on the forums at most times during the day. Meanwhile, DemonicChronic and Rocketman287 are named the new monitors to replace them.

December 24th, 2014 - Spam is Not Just a Canned Meat: As a Christmas gift to the forums, the Moderators unlocked a glorified pit of spam, anime gifs, and sex jokes for 24 hours. Don't expect it again.

December 31st, 2014 - Anarchy a Shit!: As a special gift to ring in 2015, Anarchy was opened extra early for a glorious five full days! As always, there was plenty of drama - with a surprising amount of penis and milf images - including the penis of yours truly.
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> 96

Well, you cracked the top 100.


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mfw I was one of the first fgts here ^.^

> 96

Well, you cracked the top 100.

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I was there on the original offsite before Noel shut us down lol

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> 96

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I was there on the original offsite before Noel shut us down lol

Lol, I know. By the time the Weeaboo War began, we had close to 100 members anyway. You're good.

Sweet :]


 
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Canon Wars are going to be added in tonight, young one. The write up is already complete.


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> 96

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I was there on the original offsite before Noel shut us down lol

Lol, I know. By the time the Weeaboo War began, we had close to 100 members anyway. You're good.
>implying we ever stopped fighting the good fight


 
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>implying we ever stopped fighting the good fight

Do we need to put you back at the children's table?


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>No mention of Canon Wars 2014

My jimmies have been rustled.

Canon Wars are going to be added in tonight, young one. The write up is already complete.
>Still no mention of me.

Pfft. I knew you had it out for me, Icy. I will have my revenge in due time.


 
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My jimmies have been rustled.

Canon Wars are going to be added in tonight, young one. The write up is already complete.
>Still no mention of me.

Pfft. I knew you had it out for me, Icy. I will have my revenge in due time.

What can I say? You're vying for my Canadian


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mfw I was one of the first fgts here ^.^

> 96

Well, you cracked the top 100.

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I was there on the original offsite before Noel shut us down lol

Lol, I know. By the time the Weeaboo War began, we had close to 100 members anyway. You're good.
>implying we ever stopped fighting the good fight

Do we need to put you back at the children's table?
>implying you have the power

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>Not mentioned
>No mention of Canon Wars 2014

My jimmies have been rustled.

Canon Wars are going to be added in tonight, young one. The write up is already complete.
>Still no mention of me.

Pfft. I knew you had it out for me, Icy. I will have my revenge in due time.

What can I say? You're vying for my Canadian
Know this as you die in vain, your time will come. You will fall. Prepare yourself for the arrival.


 
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Lol, I know. By the time the Weeaboo War began, we had close to 100 members anyway. You're good.
>implying we ever stopped fighting the good fight

Do we need to put you back at the children's table?
>implying you have the power

Ha.

>implying I am not leading the Monitor revolution


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I was there on the original offsite before Noel shut us down lol

Lol, I know. By the time the Weeaboo War began, we had close to 100 members anyway. You're good.
>implying we ever stopped fighting the good fight

Do we need to put you back at the children's table?
>implying you have the power

Ha.

>implying I am not leading the Monitor revolution
TBlocks started this fight, but rest assured, I will finish it.


 
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>implying we ever stopped fighting the good fight

Do we need to put you back at the children's table?
>implying you have the power

Ha.

>implying I am not leading the Monitor revolution
TBlocks started this fight, but rest assured, I will finish it.

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Hmm...
You forgot the DDoS that crashed the site for a couple days.


 
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You forgot the DDoS that crashed the site for a couple days.

Feel free to edit it in if you wish, my lord.


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mfw you actually were not.

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Noelle was probably the first legitimate member to sign up, actually (or at least among the first 3).


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Can't help but notice I wasn't mentioned

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