Burn Calories with NO EXERCISE!

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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You can sit motionless and burn so many calories that you will be pounds lighter in mere HOURS.

Charlie, that's impossible is what you say.

It is possible and completely based on hard science.

The secret is based on your body's thermal balance. Using techniques perfected by Vietnamese monks more than 60 years ago you can increase your body's thermal balance and watch those pounds burn right off your body!

The workout is simple. You sit in a comfortable yoga position. Pour our patent pending formula over your body, light a candle and voilà! You're on your way to losing weight!

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