The REAL IDEAL perfect female body (slightly NSFW)

Jive Turkey · May 27, 2015, 08:56:25 PM

Spoiler

Sandtrap · May 27, 2015, 08:59:05 PM

I could've sworn there was going to be a lady who could bench press a truck.

Girl of Mystery · May 27, 2015, 09:00:11 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 27, 2015, 08:59:05 PM

I could've sworn there was going to be a lady who could bench press a truck.

eww muscular girls

eggsalad · May 27, 2015, 09:01:05 PM

but look how squishy she is she's bulging at every stripe

DAS B00T x2 · May 27, 2015, 09:02:44 PM

2developed4me

Sandtrap · May 27, 2015, 09:03:58 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 27, 2015, 09:00:11 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 27, 2015, 08:59:05 PM
I could've sworn there was going to be a lady who could bench press a truck.
eww muscular girls

I wasn't even neccessarily expecting a she hulk. Maybe somebody who looked more fit than average.

Jive Turkey · May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM

Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

True Turquoise · May 27, 2015, 09:10:22 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM

Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

youre not British, fuck off

BC · May 27, 2015, 09:11:18 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM

Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Who is this?

Jive Turkey · May 27, 2015, 09:18:11 PM

Nicole Mejia :]

Jocephalopod · May 27, 2015, 09:21:06 PM

Quote from: BC on May 27, 2015, 09:11:18 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM
Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Who is this?

you should know, she's on ur fucking porch

Girl of Mystery · May 27, 2015, 09:22:38 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on May 27, 2015, 09:21:06 PM

Quote from: BC on May 27, 2015, 09:11:18 PM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM
Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Who is this?

you should know, she's on ur fucking porch

but it's not may 24th

Jocephalopod · May 27, 2015, 09:23:35 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 27, 2015, 09:22:38 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on May 27, 2015, 09:21:06 PM
Quote from: BC on May 27, 2015, 09:11:18 PM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM
Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Who is this?

you should know, she's on ur fucking porch

but it's not may 24th

but that is BC's porch

Goat Whisperer · May 27, 2015, 09:24:54 PM

ew 2d>3d

BC · May 27, 2015, 09:31:17 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on May 27, 2015, 09:21:06 PM

Quote from: BC on May 27, 2015, 09:11:18 PM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM
Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Who is this?

you should know, she's on ur fucking porch

Blazed Iron · May 27, 2015, 09:42:12 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM

Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Last time I checked King Arthur wielded a sword, not a pocket knife.

Sandtrap · May 27, 2015, 09:47:11 PM

Quote from: Blaze on May 27, 2015, 09:42:12 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM
Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Last time I checked King Arthur wielded a sword, not a pocket knife.

We're going to have to call the fire department for that one.

BC · May 27, 2015, 09:47:20 PM

Quote from: Blaze on May 27, 2015, 09:42:12 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM
Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Last time I checked King Arthur wielded a sword, not a pocket knife.

Holy shit LOL

TB · May 27, 2015, 10:03:56 PM

Quote from: Blaze on May 27, 2015, 09:42:12 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM
Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Last time I checked King Arthur wielded a sword, not a pocket knife.

Absolutely demolished.

Luis · May 27, 2015, 10:45:09 PM

Quote from: Blaze on May 27, 2015, 09:42:12 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM
Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Last time I checked King Arthur wielded a sword, not a pocket knife.

REKT

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Jive Turkey · May 27, 2015, 11:20:23 PM

Gawdamn someone delete this thread and alll evidence my angus was not peppered

Batch · May 28, 2015, 02:45:52 AM

Quote from: Blaze on May 27, 2015, 09:42:12 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM
Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Last time I checked King Arthur wielded a sword, not a pocket knife.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 28, 2015, 03:21:25 AM

Body - sure. The face? Could be better.

Elegiac · May 28, 2015, 06:41:51 AM

I usually wouldn't say this, but for her frame her breasts could be a little larger.

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Älgfighter · May 28, 2015, 10:06:04 AM

I think that it is all depending on your taste

*wrestles moose*