NSFW 91-year-old woman suffocates to death from sex game with neighbor

More like "What the actual flying fuck?" in my case.

Seriously, what moron would play a sex game with a 91-year-old woman? That's like relying on a 91-year-old boat to get you to sail across the Atlantic.

DAS B00T x2 · January 31, 2016, 10:21:24 PM

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God dammit Das
DAS likes them under 12 iirc

Tunacat knows what's up

Puro · January 31, 2016, 10:21:31 PM

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The first thing that came to mind was, "What the fuck?"

More like "What the actual flying fuck?" in my case.

Seriously, what moron would play a sex game with a 91-year-old woman? That's like relying on a 91-year-old boat to get you to sail across the Atlantic.

Apparently, the moron in the article thinks it would be a good idea to rely on a 91 y/o boat.

Luis · January 31, 2016, 10:27:48 PM

Thats kinda funny tbh

Winy · January 31, 2016, 10:28:33 PM

What a great way to go.

MyNameIsCharlie · January 31, 2016, 10:30:43 PM

91 and still doing shit like that? There is hope after all. Fuck dying while pissing yourself in a nursing home. This is the final thing on my bucket list.

The Lord Ruler · January 31, 2016, 10:31:45 PM

im sure its the way she wouldve wanted to go

🂿 · January 31, 2016, 10:36:29 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 31, 2016, 10:30:43 PM

91 and still doing shit like that? There is hope after all. Fuck dying while pissing yourself in a nursing home. This is the final thing on my bucket list.

O_o

Sandtrap · January 31, 2016, 11:23:48 PM

Well, she was 91.

102 was probably her max lifespan.

That's only 11 years. In a couple of years more she might have had issues and been put into a nursing home to rot for the rest of that timespan.

It's not exactly the most cheery thing. But, shit dude, there's worse ways to go. If I had a choice between death by nursing home and death by keeping my sexual deviance at that age, I'd pick strangulation any day.

Mmmmm Napalm · February 01, 2016, 01:42:44 AM

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The death is being considered an accident and police said there was no sign of forced entry.

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BC · February 01, 2016, 01:45:33 AM

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The death is being considered an accident and police said there was no sign of forced entry.

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LOL