The object on your left..

Saleem · March 25, 2015, 05:02:07 PM

A tiny wicker rocking chair that is probably older than I am.

I'm not confident, but it will have to do.

Chakas · March 25, 2015, 05:12:52 PM

Either a pocket knife or some rust plyers........I don't know what to choose.

Ushan · March 25, 2015, 05:29:16 PM

A car door or a collection of H.P. Lovecrafts stories.

The Lord Slide Rule · March 25, 2015, 05:50:17 PM

Chicken strip

Fatty · March 25, 2015, 06:21:14 PM

A toy nerf gun or a laptop......... Uhm, can't i just use the knife in my pocket?

Coomer · March 25, 2015, 06:24:40 PM

Ants

I'll let them crawl down my urethra hole, build a colony in the damp warm environment, and feed off my eternal boner by ingesting viagra every 8 hours

Then then the invasion comes, my dick ants will cum out and crawl in the invaders' unhardened dick holes

MSNBC · March 25, 2015, 06:29:02 PM

My homework