The first trailer for Star Wars Episode VII is here

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Shieet, am I the only one that actually likes the trailer apart from the retarded lightsaber?

I think the footage looks cool but that was a "meh" teaser. No doubt in my mind it'll be a decent movie with Abrams at the helm... but I'm not expecting anything... stellar.


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Oh, that was real.................

Ok. Little things I don't like, but THE MILLENNIUM FALCON BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope the story is good.



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what's the over/under on that guy being revan


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what's the over/under on that guy being revan
What if he's just strongly inspired by Revan but a different character?


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Shieet, am I the only one that actually likes the trailer apart from the retarded lightsaber?

I think the footage looks cool but that was a "meh" teaser. No doubt in my mind it'll be a decent movie with Abrams at the helm... but I'm not expecting anything... stellar.

I DONT BELIEVE IT HA

I DONT BELIEVE IT

YOU'RE MEANT TO COME DOWN HERE AND DEFEND ME FROM THESE CHARACTERS


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Seriously though, what the fuck was with the pop-up panting black dude?


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Seriously though, what the fuck was with the pop-up panting black dude?
niggers r scary, yo.


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 meh not impressed


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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
That lightsabre looks like shit.


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Seriously though, what the fuck was with the pop-up panting black dude?
jump scare


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

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That was pretty gay.  When I was watching this I got no excitement or interest from it. It's so damn low tier and boring. Hell when I seen that droid with the ball and that person on that speeder bike thing I thought this was fake. This fan made trailer looks far better and a lot more epic.
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Shieet, am I the only one that actually likes the trailer apart from the retarded lightsaber?

I think the footage looks cool but that was a "meh" teaser. No doubt in my mind it'll be a decent movie with Abrams at the helm... but I'm not expecting anything... stellar.

I DONT BELIEVE IT HA

I DONT BELIEVE IT

YOU'RE MEANT TO COME DOWN HERE AND DEFEND ME FROM THESE CHARACTERS

Spoiler
AND THAT'S WHEN THE ATTACK COMES

NOT FROM THE FRONT

BUT FROM THE SIDE


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My stupidity is self evident.
Shieet, am I the only one that actually likes the trailer apart from the retarded lightsaber?

I think the footage looks cool but that was a "meh" teaser. No doubt in my mind it'll be a decent movie with Abrams at the helm... but I'm not expecting anything... stellar.

I DONT BELIEVE IT HA

I DONT BELIEVE IT

YOU'RE MEANT TO COME DOWN HERE AND DEFEND ME FROM THESE CHARACTERS

Spoiler
AND THAT'S WHEN THE ATTACK COMES

NOT FROM THE FRONT

BUT FROM THE SIDE
I've watched that movie like 4 times this month.


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Shieet, am I the only one that actually likes the trailer apart from the retarded lightsaber?

I think the footage looks cool but that was a "meh" teaser. No doubt in my mind it'll be a decent movie with Abrams at the helm... but I'm not expecting anything... stellar.

I DONT BELIEVE IT HA

I DONT BELIEVE IT

YOU'RE MEANT TO COME DOWN HERE AND DEFEND ME FROM THESE CHARACTERS

Spoiler
AND THAT'S WHEN THE ATTACK COMES

NOT FROM THE FRONT

BUT FROM THE SIDE
I've watched that movie like 4 times this month.

Spoiler
If people could quantify the amount of times I watch JP per year they would probably lock me in a mental asylum somewhere


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Why is everyone in denial about this being the real trailer?

Because it's so bad that it's on par with all those shitty fan made ones.

I'm not surprised though. I've been excepting it to be awful ever since it's working title was revealed to be "An Ancient Evil Awakens".

inb4Halo4


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That fan-made trailer that you all think is > than the real one is complete shit. Disgustingly bad dialogue and cringe inducing everything else.

Its a decent trailer.


 
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That fan-made trailer that you all think is > than the real one is complete shit. Disgustingly bad dialogue and cringe inducing everything else.

Its a decent trailer.

It may be shit, but it's still better than Forced Diversity: The Cast, Progressive Pandering edition, the cringe worthy bad guy voice acting, retard saber, soccer ball droid,  and the movie canon ignoring dialogue.


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The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Looks like shit for a official teaser.


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>TFW when no one likes a teaser that was made after filming was wrapped up under a month a go.

Seriously, the fact they had anything to show us at all is surprising.

1. Black guy and chick are the main characters. Neither are Jedi. However, the chick may undergo training by Luke.

2. "Sith" we see (probably) isn't actually a Sith, but someone used to the Dark Side, who collects Sith artifacts.

3. Han Solo (may) grows to trust the collector, resulting in tension between him and Luke.

4. Luke may be falling to the Dark Side a-la the now non-canon EU.

5. Imperial forces we see are most likely fragmented factions from the Empire, now controlled by Moffs.

6. Simon Pegg is a Storm Trooper and has his arms ripped off by Chewbacca.


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LoA still making up excuses.


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That fan-made trailer that you all think is > than the real one is complete shit. Disgustingly bad dialogue and cringe inducing everything else.

Its a decent trailer.

It may be shit, but it's still better than Forced Diversity: The Cast, Progressive Pandering edition, the cringe worthy bad guy voice acting, retard saber, soccer ball droid,  and the movie canon ignoring dialogue.
One black character in the entire movie is forced diversity?


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I- is that a black clone?


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I- is that a black clone?
Not all the Storm Troopers are Clone Troopers


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I- is that a black clone?
Not all the Storm Troopers are Clone Troopers
This is news to me.


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The question on my mind: Is that Wedge?




Edit: Turns out it's this guy
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The question on my mind: Is that Wedge?




Edit: Turns out it's this guy
Looks like it could be.


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I- is that a black clone?
Not all the Storm Troopers are Clone Troopers
This is news to me.
Shouldn't be.
In all fairness, that topic is really only covered in the EU. Took me quite a while before I actually found that out.


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I- is that a black clone?
Not all the Storm Troopers are Clone Troopers
This is news to me.
Shouldn't be.
In all fairness, that topic is really only covered in the EU. Took me quite a while before I actually found that out.
There also is the fact that it's pretty obvious the Stormtroopers weren't meant to be clones in the OT considering they all have different voices and the officers don't even have their faces covered..


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