The first trailer for Star Wars Episode VII is here

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · November 28, 2014, 02:29:28 PM

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Assassin 11D7 · November 28, 2014, 02:30:33 PM

Quote from: ねこ on November 28, 2014, 02:29:28 PM

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I wanted that golden storm trooper with the lightsaber in the movie :c
What? There were no golden storm troopers with sabers in the fiction.
Well, he looked gold in that fan film trailer

sauce?

Septy · November 28, 2014, 02:32:27 PM

Why is the Falcon still missing its radar dish from Episode VI

Chakas · November 28, 2014, 02:36:58 PM

It looks like shit.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · November 28, 2014, 02:39:30 PM

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Assassin 11D7 · November 28, 2014, 02:43:42 PM

Quote from: ねこ on November 28, 2014, 02:39:30 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 28, 2014, 02:30:33 PM
Quote from: ねこ on November 28, 2014, 02:29:28 PM
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 28, 2014, 02:28:04 PM
Quote from: ねこ on November 28, 2014, 02:21:48 PM
I wanted that golden storm trooper with the lightsaber in the movie :c
What? There were no golden storm troopers with sabers in the fiction.
Well, he looked gold in that fan film trailer
sauce?
http://youtu.be/plwVRYEQG_I
1:01 it was in the fan made trailer

He looked black.

big sponge · November 28, 2014, 02:51:00 PM

Quote from: ねこ on November 28, 2014, 02:39:30 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 28, 2014, 02:30:33 PM
Quote from: ねこ on November 28, 2014, 02:29:28 PM
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 28, 2014, 02:28:04 PM
Quote from: ねこ on November 28, 2014, 02:21:48 PM
I wanted that golden storm trooper with the lightsaber in the movie :c
What? There were no golden storm troopers with sabers in the fiction.
Well, he looked gold in that fan film trailer
sauce?
http://youtu.be/plwVRYEQG_I
1:01 it was in the fan made trailer

Jesus Christ the fucking fan made trailer looks better than the official shit.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · November 28, 2014, 02:52:17 PM

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Hahahaha very funny Zonda · November 28, 2014, 02:53:10 PM

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A Cheese Potato · November 28, 2014, 03:11:10 PM

Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball

Assassin 11D7 · November 28, 2014, 03:13:42 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on November 28, 2014, 03:11:10 PM

Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball

Yes.

Yes it was.

(._.)

Septy · November 28, 2014, 03:21:21 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on November 28, 2014, 03:11:10 PM

Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball

These budget cuts are getting crazy

A Cheese Potato · November 28, 2014, 03:22:59 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 28, 2014, 03:13:42 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on November 28, 2014, 03:11:10 PM
Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball
Yes.

Yes it was.

(._.)

I'm guessing it's that shape because of the sand, but I mean it just looks so... weird. Couldn't it just have had treads, or I dunno, hover?

Assassin 11D7 · November 28, 2014, 03:24:11 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on November 28, 2014, 03:22:59 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 28, 2014, 03:13:42 PM
Quote from: A Cheese Potato on November 28, 2014, 03:11:10 PM
Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball
Yes.

Yes it was.

(._.)
I'm guessing it's that shape because of the sand, but I mean it just looks so... weird. Couldn't it just have had treads, or I dunno, hover?

That would require this movie to make sense so far.

A Cheese Potato · November 28, 2014, 03:25:34 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 28, 2014, 03:24:11 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on November 28, 2014, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 28, 2014, 03:13:42 PM
Quote from: A Cheese Potato on November 28, 2014, 03:11:10 PM
Was that an R2 unit made out of a soccer ball
Yes.

Yes it was.

(._.)
I'm guessing it's that shape because of the sand, but I mean it just looks so... weird. Couldn't it just have had treads, or I dunno, hover?
That would require this movie to make sense so far.

Yeah I suppose I'm thinking about that the wrong way haha.

Azumarill · November 28, 2014, 03:31:03 PM

i hope that lightsaber is supposed to be as impractical as it looks. some Sith badass just going around wrecking faces with a claymore lightsaber sounds like my idea of a good time. that shot of the MilFalcon and the x wings flying across the water... ooh, baby

i just hope George Lucas doesnt ruin this like he did the prequels

Mordo · November 28, 2014, 03:55:39 PM

Shieet, am I the only one that actually likes the trailer apart from the retarded lightsaber?

Assassin 11D7 · November 28, 2014, 04:06:03 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on November 28, 2014, 03:55:39 PM

Shieet, am I the only one that actually likes the trailer apart from the retarded lightsaber?

Yes, because you're a raging dickfungus.

Sprungli · November 28, 2014, 04:15:02 PM

God, why are so many of you hipsters? Must you really try to look for things to criticise? Yes the saber is impractical, but it's star wars, not exactly the pinnacle of reality in sci-fi now is it?

maverick · November 28, 2014, 04:20:47 PM

Tipping my fedora at all of you.

May the edge be with you.

Assassin 11D7 · November 28, 2014, 04:22:20 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on November 28, 2014, 04:15:02 PM

God, why are so many of you hipsters? Must you really try to look for things to criticise? Yes the saber is impractical, but it's star wars, not exactly the pinnacle of reality in sci-fi now is it?

It was okay until Episode I came out.

Sprungli · November 28, 2014, 04:33:56 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 28, 2014, 04:22:20 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on November 28, 2014, 04:15:02 PM
God, why are so many of you hipsters? Must you really try to look for things to criticise? Yes the saber is impractical, but it's star wars, not exactly the pinnacle of reality in sci-fi now is it?
It was okay until Episode I came out.

I think Vll will be alright, i'm loving the style of it, certainly reminds me of the original trilogy

Nick McIntyre · November 28, 2014, 04:41:06 PM

....I'm really not excited for this movie. It has J.J. Abrams' STINK all over it.

It feels like he really is going to do to Star Wars what he did to Star Trek: "Screw the source material, COOL THINGS! EXPLOSIONS! RUNNING!"

maverick · November 28, 2014, 04:42:42 PM

Quote from: Nick McIntyre on November 28, 2014, 04:41:06 PM

....I'm really not excited for this movie. It has J.J. Abrams' STINK all over it.

It feels like he really is going to do to Star Wars what he did to Star Trek: "Screw the source material, COOL THINGS! EXPLOSIONS! RUNNING!"

What source material?

velox · November 28, 2014, 04:43:21 PM

There's a theory floating around on reddit that the guards on the light saber aren't guards at all, but vents. This would be caused by the character not having received formal training and is basically using a makeshift light saber, which wouldn't be as sophisticated as a real one. This would also explain the different visual effect and sound, and that a sound of a regular light saber could be heard in the end.

Tackel · November 28, 2014, 04:45:46 PM

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I didn't see a light saber the fuck you guys talking about

The lightsabre with the crossbar, the guy in the woods with a cloak powers it up near the end of the trailer.
Huh how did I miss that.

Looks impractical.

Yup, it looks impractical and stupid as all hell.
But it'll sell a lot of new lightsabre toys!

It's like they don't know how to make a lightsaber, which sounds dumb. My guess is that it is then an 'early' lightsaber... which would make this guy a cliche 'ancient evil' fuck.

Nick McIntyre · November 28, 2014, 04:50:32 PM

Quote from: Maverick on November 28, 2014, 04:42:42 PM

Quote from: Nick McIntyre on November 28, 2014, 04:41:06 PM
....I'm really not excited for this movie. It has J.J. Abrams' STINK all over it.

It feels like he really is going to do to Star Wars what he did to Star Trek: "Screw the source material, COOL THINGS! EXPLOSIONS! RUNNING!"
What source material?

This is purely IMO, but Star Wars was never about the flashiest shit, how many explosions there were, or "cool" things. It was about driving a hero's story. Even if this is just a teaser, it gives me the feeling that it doesn't really care about story and just wants to show cool Star Wars-y things.

Jono · November 28, 2014, 04:55:06 PM

I'm gonna judge the movie based on the teaser trailer instead of actually watching the whole movie.

Tackel · November 28, 2014, 04:57:50 PM

Quote from: Nick McIntyre on November 28, 2014, 04:50:32 PM

Quote from: Maverick on November 28, 2014, 04:42:42 PM
Quote from: Nick McIntyre on November 28, 2014, 04:41:06 PM
....I'm really not excited for this movie. It has J.J. Abrams' STINK all over it.

It feels like he really is going to do to Star Wars what he did to Star Trek: "Screw the source material, COOL THINGS! EXPLOSIONS! RUNNING!"
What source material?

This is purely IMO, but Star Wars was never about the flashiest shit, how many explosions there were, or "cool" things. It was about driving a hero's story. Even if this is just a teaser, it gives me the feeling that it doesn't really care about story and just wants to show cool Star Wars-y things.

This

Nick McIntyre · November 28, 2014, 04:58:41 PM

Quote from: Jono on November 28, 2014, 04:55:06 PM

I'm gonna judge the movie based on the teaser trailer instead of actually watching the whole movie.

The objective of a trailer, be it full or teaser, is to make you hyped for the movie and WANT to go see it.

This teaser doesn't make me feel like that. At all.