The date went bad, what do you do?

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does this stuff even work?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Fuck and run, fuck and run.


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If I'm dating someone, it's almost certainly because I need something from them.
I'd change my social demeanor and approach the situation differently.


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Who goes out to a restraunt with someone they don't know anyway? That's dumb.
People who go on dates, obviously.

It makes sense on the second one, sure. But I don't see the point of spending money on someone you've literally never met.


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Go home and masturbate, if the date is good, then same thing.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Who goes out to a restraunt with someone they don't know anyway? That's dumb.
People who go on dates, obviously.

It makes sense on the second one, sure. But I don't see the point of spending money on someone you've literally never met.
>not going Dutch on the first meeting


 
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If you know, you know.
That's impossible.

If they are on a date with me, that means they passed thorough screening and evaluation to get to that point. Everything else is 'fixable'


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Wat r u, casul?
I walk outside, get my motorcycle helmet, put it on, grab my nail-bat thingy, return to the table, pass gas extremely loudly, and proceed to break he table with the bat whilst screaming "Aluah Ackbar!" or however it goes.

Well, obviously not all of that. I actually just tell her straight up we obviously don't have any chemistry and end the darn thing early. I think I'd still wear my helmet after that, though. It's fun.
Last Edit: October 14, 2015, 09:16:22 PM by Ravelord Nito


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Finish out dinner, go home


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Finish the meal, pay, say it's just not working out, steal her purse, take her car, then drive to her parents house and murder them.


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fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
I walk outside, get my motorcycle helmet, put it on, grab my nail-bat thingy, return to the table, pass gas extremely loudly, and proceed to break he table with the bat whilst screaming "Aluah Ackbar!" or however it goes.

Well, obviously not all of that. I actually just tell her straight up we obviously don't have any chemistry and end the darn thing early. I think I'd still wear my helmet after that, though. It's fun.

The first part makes more sense to do than the last...

Trollolol


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Rocketman X A Velociraptor best OTP
>eat my food
>get up
>flip table so she can't finish eating
>laugh
>leave without paying


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Hold onto my suspicions and really get to know how she handles adversity by playing a few rounds of OG Mario Party and Mario Kart 64.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
As a general rule of thumb I'll ask if she wants some pipe cause this ain't going anywhere else.

Nine times out of ten it doesn't work, but there is always that one in ten shot.