Given my troubles with Mrs Charlie, I have come to the conclusion that our gay brethren have found the secret to happiness. I mean, even look at how they self identify...Gay. Another word for happy.

1) You are always hanging around the guys.
2) Look at gay guys, are they ever slobs? Nope, almost always in shape and well dressed.
3) All sex is either oral or anal
4) Oral sex is from someone who knows 1st hand what feels good on the penis
5) Have you ever seen a gay bar that didn't look like a lot of fun
6) They get the best of both worlds, they can marry in most states if they want to, or embrace the promiscuous lifestyle.

The only thing is you will have to learn to give head, and take it up the butt.

But, now that I have seen the other side of what bitches do to you, I can safely say, you take it up the ass regardless. You can at least take it from someone who wants to make sure you are enjoying it.

This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever read on this site.

Remember who you compete with for this title, by the way?

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I was not expecting this. I'm guessing this is your way to joke around to feel better then?

1) You are always hanging around the guys.

This depends on the person

2) Look at gay guys, are they ever slobs? Nope, almost always in shape and well dressed.

Homosexuals are a diverse group of people who come in all shapes, races and nationalities

3) All sex is either oral or anal

Again this depends on the persons preferences and what they're comfortable with. 

5) Have you ever seen a gay bar that didn't look like a lot of fun

Depends on the bar itself

6) They get the best of both worlds, they can marry in most states if they want to, or embrace the promiscuous lifestyle.

This applies to all people. 

Yeah frack women!

You sure don't.

nah, no thank you. I've had a few fellas ask to blow me, I didn't even want it a little bit...

nah, no thank you. I've had a few fellas ask to blow me, I didn't even want it a little bit...

Homophone

Yeah....

Lol

Quote from: Nexus on October 05, 2014, 10:14:49 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 05, 2014, 10:14:15 PM

Yeah frack women!

You sure don't.

That's the point.

And that is my point.

Quote from: Kinder_ on October 05, 2014, 10:08:41 PM

I'm sure Icy and Casper can show you the ropes........

Capser is a virgin

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a gay-virgin.  But I'm eager to learn!

Pray the gay away.

We all know that doesn't work...