the average american athlete

clum clum · January 06, 2015, 11:27:22 AM

This is the average American athlete. Explain yourselves, amerifats.

PSU · January 06, 2015, 11:54:29 AM

But Vince Wilfork could still beat anyone on this website in a 40 yard dash......

Oh · January 06, 2015, 11:55:22 AM

Truely disgusting.

Azumarill · January 06, 2015, 11:56:28 AM

Quote from: PSU on January 06, 2015, 11:54:29 AM

But Vince Wilfork could still beat anyone on this website in a 40 yard dash......

or any weightlifting event. make all the fat jokes you want, kids, but this guy would lay your ass out on the ground as easily as i could push over a baby.

Sandtrap · January 06, 2015, 11:57:54 AM

Over 400 pounds of pure muscle.

That's not his gut! It's his abs having abs.

Mad Max · January 06, 2015, 11:58:44 AM

Average? I highly doubt that.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · January 06, 2015, 12:00:03 PM

That's what a strongman looks like. Low fat = showroom muscle, not strength.

Sandtrap · January 06, 2015, 12:01:59 PM

But seriously though. What's actually impressive is that while this guy is fat, he's built like a fucking tank. And that's honestly scarier then a well toned, fit person.

Because not only is he obviously fit, but he's in a decently heavy weight class. He can not only mop the floor with you but have any of you people ever tried punching fat? When somebody's really weighty, punching fat has no effect. You can't hit bones or joints or places that hurt because there's fat in the way.

Let me tell you folks something. If you ever get into a fight with a fat guy who knows how to fight well, back the fuck out.

Azumarill · January 06, 2015, 12:02:03 PM

Quote from: Prime Meridia on January 06, 2015, 12:00:03 PM

That's what a strongman looks like. Low fat = showroom muscle, not strength.

yes. this guy is built for raw power.

Mad Max · January 06, 2015, 12:05:47 PM

Quote from: Prime Meridia on January 06, 2015, 12:00:03 PM

That's what a strongman looks like. Low fat = showroom muscle, not strength.

Strongman? Have you see the workouts and competitions they do? It's not about showroom anything. Some of those guys look like shit, but will pull a semi-truck.

DAS B00T x2 · January 06, 2015, 12:09:21 PM

You can't be small and a defensive tackle. How else are you gonna block and bring motherfuckers down?

Azumarill · January 06, 2015, 12:14:21 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 06, 2015, 12:09:21 PM

You can't be small and a defensive tackle. How else are you gonna block and bring motherfuckers down?

defensive players dont block unless they recover a turnover but this is close enough to the truth

🍁 Aria 🔮 · January 06, 2015, 12:15:56 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on January 06, 2015, 12:05:47 PM

Quote from: Prime Meridia on January 06, 2015, 12:00:03 PM
That's what a strongman looks like. Low fat = showroom muscle, not strength.
Strongman? Have you see the workouts and competitions they do? It's not about showroom anything. Some of those guys look like shit, but will pull a semi-truck.

That's what I just said. 10% bodyfat is for the showroom, not strength.

Ender · January 06, 2015, 12:16:41 PM

You say that yet this guy could crash through the wall of your house without giveing a flying fuck.

Sandtrap · January 06, 2015, 12:17:25 PM

I feel like telling a story, regarding fat people and fighting. A good friend of mine showed me around Quebec one time, and he took me to a place that he went to when he was younger. My friend knows some stuff on martial arts. So he took me to one of the places where he learned martial arts.

And the teacher, the head honcho of the place, was this fucking enormous fat guy. He was easily in the 300 pound weight area. And you take one look at him and you want to laugh. He's this kind of stout, heavy, fat looking guy. But he can fucking move god damn. And he knows waaaay fucking more than my friend does in terms of martial arts.

When my friend was younger, he was cocky. Arrogant. And not afraid of a fight. And he always mouthed off with the fat guy. So the fat guy invited him into the ring. Long story short, my friend got his ass handed to him on both fronts.

The fat guy beat him in terms of skill, and my friend, who went in for cheap shots, hit fat.

And the fat guy laughed him off and mopped the floor with him.

I wasn't there to see it because that happened a long damn time ago. But I watched the fat guy instruct people. Like I said. For a 300 pound dude this guy can fucking move.

Mad Max · January 06, 2015, 12:35:01 PM

Quote from: Prime Meridia on January 06, 2015, 12:15:56 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on January 06, 2015, 12:05:47 PM
Quote from: Prime Meridia on January 06, 2015, 12:00:03 PM
That's what a strongman looks like. Low fat = showroom muscle, not strength.
Strongman? Have you see the workouts and competitions they do? It's not about showroom anything. Some of those guys look like shit, but will pull a semi-truck.
That's what I just said. 10% bodyfat is for the showroom, not strength.

Oh, my mistake. I was confused by what you were saying.

TheOneTrueDesticle · January 06, 2015, 12:47:05 PM

mrw people get upset over le xX_sp0rts_Xx XD

YouTube

Kinder Graham · January 06, 2015, 12:55:00 PM

Sauron called, he wants his troll back

The Justicar · January 06, 2015, 12:56:07 PM

clum clum · January 06, 2015, 12:58:16 PM

Well then, that's me told.

Sprungli · January 06, 2015, 01:00:46 PM

Average British footballer

Difference is he isn't fat or wearing armour

True Turquoise · January 06, 2015, 01:05:29 PM

I'm still sure this guy could kick any of our asses

DAS B00T x2 · January 06, 2015, 01:08:07 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on January 06, 2015, 01:00:46 PM

Average British footballer

Difference is he isn't fat or wearing armour

armor*

Sprungli · January 06, 2015, 01:09:39 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 06, 2015, 01:08:07 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on January 06, 2015, 01:00:46 PM
Average British footballer

Difference is he isn't fat or wearing armour

armor*

clum clum · January 06, 2015, 01:12:19 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on January 06, 2015, 01:09:39 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 06, 2015, 01:08:07 PM
Quote from: Sprungli on January 06, 2015, 01:00:46 PM
Average British footballer

Difference is he isn't fat or wearing armour

armor*

It's funny because that was actually seriously used in the installation of Steam one time.

Sprungli · January 06, 2015, 01:46:00 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on January 06, 2015, 01:12:19 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on January 06, 2015, 01:09:39 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 06, 2015, 01:08:07 PM
Quote from: Sprungli on January 06, 2015, 01:00:46 PM
Average British footballer

Difference is he isn't fat or wearing armour

armor*

It's funny because that was actually seriously used in the installation of Steam one time.

Because it's true

gats · January 06, 2015, 01:48:00 PM

yeah but does he look sexy with his top off?
no

Naru · January 06, 2015, 01:49:12 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 06, 2015, 01:05:29 PM

I'm still sure this guy could kick any of our asses

When are you kicking mine?

clum clum · January 06, 2015, 01:58:35 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on January 06, 2015, 01:46:00 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on January 06, 2015, 01:12:19 PM
Quote from: Sprungli on January 06, 2015, 01:09:39 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 06, 2015, 01:08:07 PM
Quote from: Sprungli on January 06, 2015, 01:00:46 PM
Average British footballer

Difference is he isn't fat or wearing armour

armor*

It's funny because that was actually seriously used in the installation of Steam one time.
Because it's true

Yeah. I don't know why I didn't just say that instead of sperging out over it.

maverick · January 06, 2015, 01:59:38 PM

such an unexpected and witty punchline