So apparently I dress like "A Hick"

Sounds like you dress more like a tool.

A tool?

A tool, as in you dress very generically for a guy and have no sense of self style.  You dress like the "typical guy."

This is coming from the person who apparently hasn't gotten over the "color my hair weird colors and adopt an odd hairstyle" stage that adolescent girls go through.

Forgive me if I think your definition of a "tool" sounds like a normal, healthy individual.

No, a tool doesn't think about or put much effort into the clothes they wear.  They buy what stores tell them to buy.  Yeah, I'm pretty much a 16 year old girl, but I don't just walk into Hot Topic and buy whatever they have.  I put a lot more effort into what I like to wear.  Other people do, too.  But generally, people (guys) don't.

Nobody goes to Hot Topic except 16 year olds.

I'm with Napalm here.

-_- I don't either.  I shop online because I can never find anything I like in stores.  But if you've ever noticed, guys don't have as many options when it comes to clothes. And after a while, they start looking the same.  Plus guys clothes don't even fit the male body properly.

Nobody wants to wear tights, fitting the male body doesn't even sound like a real thing.

It's clothing dammit people. You wear it to protect your body, not to be part of a fashion show.

Um.. no.  This is 2014.  We live in a world of fashion and function.  And fashion is taking a greater precedence for the common person as our lives become easier.  And if fitting the female body is a thing, so is it for the male.  Men aren't just rectangles like clothes makers like to assume.  The human body has very few, if any flat surfaces, and it should be  reflected in what we wear. Yet it's not.. for men.

What you're proposing sounds like absolute mental retardation and feggitry.

You mean doing for men that has been done for women for how long?
Oh yeah, totally.

It's been done for women because society views tighter, more body-fitting clothing as feminine.

What you are proposing is feminine clothing styles for men. Men and women aren't the same.

No kidding.  But men's fashion in the past had been more form fitting to the male body.  It wasn't feminine, just fitting.  Men even still wear fitting clothing.  It's still made, but more often than not, men's clothing is just a simple rectangular/cylindrical shape that men's bodies are not shaped like.  Then again, they probably leave the extra room since it's "socially acceptable" to be fat.

How does one even make rectangular clothing? All my pants are circular. If you want fashion, then rectangular pants should be your promotion.

I think he's complaining that not all articles of clothing are tight-fitting bodysuits. He's talking about T-shirts and so on, I think.

Sounds like you dress more like a tool.

A tool?

A tool, as in you dress very generically for a guy and have no sense of self style.  You dress like the "typical guy."

This is coming from the person who apparently hasn't gotten over the "color my hair weird colors and adopt an odd hairstyle" stage that adolescent girls go through.

Forgive me if I think your definition of a "tool" sounds like a normal, healthy individual.

No, a tool doesn't think about or put much effort into the clothes they wear.  They buy what stores tell them to buy.  Yeah, I'm pretty much a 16 year old girl, but I don't just walk into Hot Topic and buy whatever they have.  I put a lot more effort into what I like to wear.  Other people do, too.  But generally, people (guys) don't.

Nobody goes to Hot Topic except 16 year olds.

I'm with Napalm here.

-_- I don't either.  I shop online because I can never find anything I like in stores.  But if you've ever noticed, guys don't have as many options when it comes to clothes. And after a while, they start looking the same.  Plus guys clothes don't even fit the male body properly.

Nobody wants to wear tights, fitting the male body doesn't even sound like a real thing.

It's clothing dammit people. You wear it to protect your body, not to be part of a fashion show.

Um.. no.  This is 2014.  We live in a world of fashion and function.  And fashion is taking a greater precedence for the common person as our lives become easier.  And if fitting the female body is a thing, so is it for the male.  Men aren't just rectangles like clothes makers like to assume.  The human body has very few, if any flat surfaces, and it should be  reflected in what we wear. Yet it's not.. for men.

What you're proposing sounds like absolute mental retardation and feggitry.

You mean doing for men that has been done for women for how long?
Oh yeah, totally.

It's been done for women because society views tighter, more body-fitting clothing as feminine.

What you are proposing is feminine clothing styles for men. Men and women aren't the same.

No kidding.  But men's fashion in the past had been more form fitting to the male body.  It wasn't feminine, just fitting.  Men even still wear fitting clothing.  It's still made, but more often than not, men's clothing is just a simple rectangular/cylindrical shape that men's bodies are not shaped like.  Then again, they probably leave the extra room since it's "socially acceptable" to be fat.

How does one even make rectangular clothing? All my pants are circular. If you want fashion, then rectangular pants should be your promotion.

I think he's complaining that not all articles of clothing are tight-fitting bodysuits. He's talking about T-shirts and so on, I think.

If I want to wear tight clothing like that, I'll put the dry-suit on, thank you very much.

You sound like you dress like EVERY redneck motherfracker in my town. you dress exactly like a hick bro. I swear to god... if those button up shirts are plaid, and you have oversized belt buckles.

Nah. I'm not one for belt buckles. But I'm not going to lie. A lot of my shirts are striped or plaid, althought my favorite ones are plain blue.

You sound like you dress like EVERY redneck motherfracker in my town. you dress exactly like a hick bro. I swear to god... if those button up shirts are plaid, and you have oversized belt buckles.

Nah. I'm not one for belt buckles. But I'm not going to lie. A lot of my shirts are striped or plaid, althought my favorite ones are plain blue.

Yup, all you need is a big ol' CSA belt buckle and you could pass for a Willie Nelson groupie.

You sound like you dress like EVERY redneck motherfracker in my town. you dress exactly like a hick bro. I swear to god... if those button up shirts are plaid, and you have oversized belt buckles.

Nah. I'm not one for belt buckles. But I'm not going to lie. A lot of my shirts are striped or plaid, althought my favorite ones are plain blue.

All you need is a horse belt buckle and you're exactly like my dad.

You sound like you dress like EVERY redneck motherfracker in my town. you dress exactly like a hick bro. I swear to god... if those button up shirts are plaid, and you have oversized belt buckles.

Nah. I'm not one for belt buckles. But I'm not going to lie. A lot of my shirts are striped or plaid, althought my favorite ones are plain blue.

All you need is a horse belt buckle and you're exactly like my dad.

Well.....I am getting a mini horse.......and I do have cows in my back yard. They're not my cows, but they are allowed in my backyard. Free fertilizer and more grazing room. We also have a couple of sheep as pets. Their names are Oreo and Coconut...

You sound like you dress like EVERY redneck motherfracker in my town. you dress exactly like a hick bro. I swear to god... if those button up shirts are plaid, and you have oversized belt buckles.

Nah. I'm not one for belt buckles. But I'm not going to lie. A lot of my shirts are striped or plaid, althought my favorite ones are plain blue.

Yup, all you need is a big ol' CSA belt buckle and you could pass for a Willie Nelson groupie.

Willie Nelson?

You sound like you dress like EVERY redneck motherfracker in my town. you dress exactly like a hick bro. I swear to god... if those button up shirts are plaid, and you have oversized belt buckles.

Nah. I'm not one for belt buckles. But I'm not going to lie. A lot of my shirts are striped or plaid, althought my favorite ones are plain blue.

Yup, all you need is a big ol' CSA belt buckle and you could pass for a Willie Nelson groupie.

Willie Nelson?

The fuck is wrong with you, son?

Damn it. My thread has turned into a philosophical teenage fashion argument.

You sound like you dress like EVERY redneck motherfracker in my town. you dress exactly like a hick bro. I swear to god... if those button up shirts are plaid, and you have oversized belt buckles.

Nah. I'm not one for belt buckles. But I'm not going to lie. A lot of my shirts are striped or plaid, althought my favorite ones are plain blue.

Yup, all you need is a big ol' CSA belt buckle and you could pass for a Willie Nelson groupie.

Willie Nelson?

The frack is wrong with you, son?

I'm not one for celebrities. The music I grew up either smelled like gunpowder, gasoline, or burnt welding rods.

Damn it. My thread has turned into a philosophical teenage fashion argument.

Boom. Discuss future clothing.

Damn it. My thread has turned into a philosophical teenage fashion argument.

Boom. Discuss future clothing.

>concave breast armor
0/10, do not want, have fun getting your tits cleaved off.

Damn it. My thread has turned into a philosophical teenage fashion argument.

Boom. Discuss future clothing.

>concave breast armor
0/10, do not want, have fun getting your tits cleaved off.

How would that work?

Damn it. My thread has turned into a philosophical teenage fashion argument.

Boom. Discuss future clothing.

>concave breast armor
0/10, do not want, have fun getting your tits cleaved off.

How would that work?

Physics.
It also weakens the armor to stabbing things and presents a nice little shot trap.

Damn it. My thread has turned into a philosophical teenage fashion argument.

Boom. Discuss future clothing.

>concave breast armor
0/10, do not want, have fun getting your tits cleaved off.

How would that work?

Physics.
It also weakens the armor to stabbing things and presents a nice little shot trap.

I'm a little lost. Please rephrase what you initially meant. I don't think concave was the best word you could have used.

Damn it. My thread has turned into a philosophical teenage fashion argument.

Boom. Discuss future clothing.

>concave breast armor
0/10, do not want, have fun getting your tits cleaved off.

How would that work?

Physics.
It also weakens the armor to stabbing things and presents a nice little shot trap.

I'm a little lost. Please rephrase what you initially meant. I don't think concave was the best word you could have used.

What are you not understanding?

Damn it. My thread has turned into a philosophical teenage fashion argument.

Boom. Discuss future clothing.

>concave breast armor
0/10, do not want, have fun getting your tits cleaved off.

There, see, subject change already. Discuss more tit chopping action.

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I've been told by a specific someone who is several decades younger than me that I dress like a hick. I'm not exactly sure what that means. I usually wear leather work boots or western boots, blue jeans, an undershirt with a collared button up shirt on top, both tucked in, and a leather belt. This is how I was raised to dress. It's always seemed the most practical to me. So since when has this been the way a hick dresses?

...so Hank Hill without glasses? Sounds generic rather than a hick, imo.

ew

Hot Topic. I avoid that place like the plague

I dunno, tell them that they are a bunch of punks and better get their shit together or else someone will take their jobs.

Is chakas really like 48?

Is chakas really like 48?

I really appreciate that you remembered that my birthday was the other day. I've only told people about me being 47. My birthday was on the 16th, and you remembered that I turned 48. I appreciate that.

I've been told by a specific someone who is several decades younger than me that I dress like a hick. I'm not exactly sure what that means. I usually wear leather work boots or western boots, blue jeans, an undershirt with a collared button up shirt on top, both tucked in, and a leather belt. This is how I was raised to dress. It's always seemed the most practical to me. So since when has this been the way a hick dresses?

...so Hank Hill without glasses? Sounds generic rather than a hick, imo.

But.....I do wear glasses.....

Damn it. My thread has turned into a philosophical teenage fashion argument.

Boom. Discuss future clothing.

>concave breast armor
0/10, do not want, have fun getting your tits cleaved off.

How would that work?

Physics.
It also weakens the armor to stabbing things and presents a nice little shot trap.

I'm a little lost. Please rephrase what you initially meant. I don't think concave was the best word you could have used.

What are you not understanding?

Nothing now. I get it now.