Inspired by recent post. Most of us are in our 20's or 30's save for a few dinosaurs around here. So, question. Who was that one asshole in school you didn't get along with? Or multiple assholes? Did anything ever happen? Get into a fight with them or just ignore them?

Everybody has one. Tell me some stories folks.

I once knew this scumbag who impersonated kids with diseases so people would feel bad for him, one day I saw him walking around doing his usual act, I decided to do what every one of his victims dreamed of and forced him to eat a disgusting snickers bar I found on the courtyard.

he got all worried after I let go of his fatass neck and pulled out a heroin needle disguised as a pen, confirming my initial suspicion that he was on drugs. I wrestled the pen from his hand and kicked him away, not wanting him to OD. He got all panicky and started shaking violently before falling to the floor. If I knew he would of have a relapse, I might have given his pen back. I got kind of freaked out and ran back in for lunch.

I never saw the kid again, so I figured I scared him off for good, my mom said he went to live on a farm with all his relatives. Good riddance

As the lazy, quiet weird kid with the long hair, i was labeled as a stoner who would some day shoot up the school. I got a lot of that shit. kids are mean

Not many people (if any) I can say really.

too many to count. no one really did anything bad but everyone was pretty much a dick myself included.

I'm popular with everyone, when you are surrounded by idiots a little knowledge means a lot of respect-as long as you're not an arsehole. Biggest twat in my year is harmless, besides, i've helped him enough times for him to practically be in debt to me.

Wannabe gangsters. They were so dumb and acted so hard. Never did anything to me but I just had such a strong disliking for them lol

As a flatlander of dirt and dust. I'm really damn happy I never had to deal with kids like that.

I'm popular with everyone, when you are surrounded by idiots a little knowledge means a lot of respect-as long as you're not an arsehole. Biggest twat in my year is harmless, besides, i've helped him enough times for him to practically be in debt to me.

Opposite up here man. You show any sign of having a head on you and it's painting a target on your back.

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 26, 2015, 08:46:45 PM

Wannabe gangsters. They were so dumb and acted so hard. Never did anything to me but I just had such a strong disliking for them lol

As a flatlander of dirt and dust. I'm really damn happy I never had to deal with kids like that.

They are morons. A kid that was in my freshman P.E class is in jail for killing some other gangster a few months ago, and another dude from that school recently killed some innocent 50-something year old taxi driver. Fucking scum

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:48:01 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 26, 2015, 08:46:45 PM

Wannabe gangsters. They were so dumb and acted so hard. Never did anything to me but I just had such a strong disliking for them lol

As a flatlander of dirt and dust. I'm really damn happy I never had to deal with kids like that.

They are morons. A kid that was in my freshman P.E class is in jail for killing some other gangster a few months ago, and another dude from that school recently killed some innocent 50-something year old taxi driver. Fucking scum

my cousin was killed by gangsters too
I fucking hate them

There was this Hispanic gangsta wannabe who was only seconds away from me shoving him into a cactus, but I didn't react.. The bastard mainly thought it was okay to nudge himself in front of me on lining up to get off the bus.. I elbowed him and then he wanted to fight me.. lol

I wouldn't call him an asshole, more someone I just couldn't get along with. We both agreed that we had no reason to fight with each other, we just did. Still makes me chuckle a bit.

Quote from: Sprungli on May 26, 2015, 08:42:57 PM

I'm popular with everyone, when you are surrounded by idiots a little knowledge means a lot of respect-as long as you're not an arsehole. Biggest twat in my year is harmless, besides, i've helped him enough times for him to practically be in debt to me.

Opposite up here man. You show any sign of having a head on you and it's painting a target on your back.

Maybe that's only because you've not learnt how to play people, over the years i've merely helped people out at times and left them for dead at others or proved that i'll humiliate the worse ones. Helps to keep a group of equally intelligent people around as back up too.

Truth be told, people are stupid-give them what they want and show them what they don't and it's simple

Oh, I knew one of those assholes very intimately unfortunately.

I hated my school. Fucking Catholics

Catholic churches. Never fun. I've heard the stories from older people up here about Catholic school. Sounds cheery.