Figured I'd do my maintenance on my truck yesterday. Put that on pause. I figured, if I started it, and shut it down, it wouldn't start again. Somebody comes over. I ask questions. Start it up for them.
Go to leave for the afternoon. Son of a bitch wouldn't even turn over. Battery works at full powah. But no reaction whatsoever.
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Discuss the bitter sweet feeling of sometimes fucking calling it to the letter.