went to my first club

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Clubs are shit

Overcrowded and hot. Lots of sweaty ugly thirsty dudes and attention hungry women

Wanted to fight at least 15 guys. They all bump into you and push you if you even stand CLOSE to a hot girl they're trying to dance with. Not PLUR AT ALL

Also I need to learn how to dance like black people, how to yike and grind like them etc.

Overall I progressively feel worse and worse every time I go out


 
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Overall I progressively feel worse and worse every time I go out
This is what swallowing the red pill feels like.
Watch out world, Jive's mighty intellect is about to see the truth.

There will be no stopping him soon.


 
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Yeah over crowded places are pretty shit


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A dude at work: 6'3" German dude, shit load of muscle and a deep ass voice. I went clubbing with him once, attractive females from left, right and center were all talking to him, dancing on him, offering to lick his genitals... He just turned them down like it's nothing.

I was offered some action by two woman - they were fat and pale though and it's only happpened once dyring my 5 years in the game.
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A dude at work: 6'3" German dude, shit load of muscle and a deep ass voice. I went clubbing with him once, attractive females from left, right and center were all talking to him, dancing on him, offering to lick his genitals... He just turned them down like it's nothing.

I was offered some action by two woman - they were fat and pale though and it's only happpened once dyring my 5 years in the game.
I actually got asked to dance a lot(I'm 6'2" muscular guy) but I can't dance for SHIT so like a minute in girls would leave lmao


 
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I can't dance at things like that because the music is fucking terrible.

Didn't realize I had a dancer inside of me until I went to this crazy EDM show with a dubstep artist I really like, then I went fucking hard and haven't done anything like it since. You just get lost in the music, but if you're not into what you're listening to, then there's no way to feel comfortable doing it.

The suffering of liking weird-ass genres, man.


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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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tfw no good old school hardcore shows in the US that aren't underground anymore


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I can't dance at things like that because the music is fucking terrible.

Didn't realize I had a dancer inside of me until I went to this crazy EDM show with a dubstep artist I really like, then I went fucking hard and haven't done anything like it since. You just get lost in the music, but if you're not into what you're listening to, then there's no way to feel comfortable doing it.

The suffering of liking weird-ass genres, man.
Yeah I love dancing at edm shows

For like 5 minutes they played some hardstyle type mix and I was the only one of my friends digging it


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ΜΕΓΑ ΤΟ ΤΗΣ ΘΑΛΆΣΣΗΣ ΚΡΆΤΟΣ

Да ли је то истина или се само шалиш?
I'm glad you hate these pits of degeneracy.


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I can't dance at things like that because the music is fucking terrible.

Didn't realize I had a dancer inside of me until I went to this crazy EDM show with a dubstep artist I really like, then I went fucking hard and haven't done anything like it since. You just get lost in the music, but if you're not into what you're listening to, then there's no way to feel comfortable doing it.

The suffering of liking weird-ass genres, man.
Yeah I love dancing at edm shows

For like 5 minutes they played some hardstyle type mix and I was the only one of my friends digging it
>Hardstyle
>House

Oh man, you're down a dark hole


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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
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I can't dance at things like that because the music is fucking terrible.

Didn't realize I had a dancer inside of me until I went to this crazy EDM show with a dubstep artist I really like, then I went fucking hard and haven't done anything like it since. You just get lost in the music, but if you're not into what you're listening to, then there's no way to feel comfortable doing it.

The suffering of liking weird-ass genres, man.
Yeah I love dancing at edm shows

For like 5 minutes they played some hardstyle type mix and I was the only one of my friends digging it
>Hardstyle
>House

Oh man, you're down a dark hole
house is pure


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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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house is pure
House is the taint of EDM.
you don't know house then

house is not far from the roots of rave


 
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I like me some chill 90s house


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Hnnnng tropical

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you ever do barbell military press I want to add it to my workout but some guy told me it's bad for your shoulders


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you ever do barbell military press I want to add it to my workout but some guy told me it's bad for your shoulders
Not anymore because I do chest twice a week so my shoulders get lots of pressing but it's a pretty good exercise. Looks ALPHA as fuck too.

Just make sure you do lots of rotator cuff exercises to warmup so you can keep your shoulders healthy and you'll be sweet



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you ever do barbell military press I want to add it to my workout but some guy told me it's bad for your shoulders
Not anymore because I do chest twice a week so my shoulders get lots of pressing but it's a pretty good exercise. Looks ALPHA as fuck too.

Just make sure you do lots of rotator cuff exercises to warmup so you can keep your shoulders healthy and you'll be sweet


holy shit will they make me black too


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you ever do barbell military press I want to add it to my workout but some guy told me it's bad for your shoulders
Not anymore because I do chest twice a week so my shoulders get lots of pressing but it's a pretty good exercise. Looks ALPHA as fuck too.

Just make sure you do lots of rotator cuff exercises to warmup so you can keep your shoulders healthy and you'll be sweet


holy shit will they make me black too
Oh shit sorry about that




much better


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
house is pure
House is the taint of EDM.
modern edm house is not the same as just house

and bro what's wrong with hardstyle


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I went to a club once with a Nigerian woman once.


Damn, she could dance.


 
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Did you end up running into Roman?


 
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every time I've danced at a club I've been drunk enough to not give a shit, and I've had friends to dance with

so:
• be happily drunk
• create your own dance island

that's my experience; sure there were probably some douchebags around but it wasn't a bother, and people wanna be where the fun is as opposed to the drama, generally, I don't know how things work in America, maybe more serious


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>loud
>hot
>full of drunk people
>can barely move
>expensive

Sounds like my own personal hell.


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Just go to a gay club. Even if youre not gay youre going to have a hell of a time.