TFW Social awkward kids try to talk

Tackel · October 09, 2014, 02:28:13 PM

>Today in art class
>Be me
>Sitting next to freshmen
>They look up to me
>We talk about shit while I help them with their art skills
>Get on topic about cartoons
>Some girl says her niece watches My Little Pony
>Some socially awkward kid pops his head up, lets call him M
>I give my opinion and say I don't know why grown men watch the show
>Everyone agrees
>M walks across the room to our station and starts talking about how MLP has deep meaning and is a mature show
>Oh god, those 4chan stories are coming true
>We all stay quiet and look at each other
>Girls asks how
>M goes into elaborate detail on the fundamentals for the pony characters
>Tying not to piss myself laughing
>M goes on about MLP for the next hour while we slowly nod.
>Art teacher gets sick of M's shit
>M goes back to his seat, sad and defeated
>Bell rings, free period ensues
>M follows me to the library, talking about how Applejack is the best pony
>OhGodWhy.jpeg
>Sit down in library and start on work
>M walks off
>Thank you, merciful god
>M comes back with an MLP story book
>Why the fuck is that even in this library
>M shows me all of his favorite ponies and spends the rest of the period telling me what their tramp stamps mean and how they got them
>Why

I need to lay down...

Septy · October 09, 2014, 02:30:00 PM

Did you immediently take a shower when you got home?

The Waifu Master · October 09, 2014, 02:30:00 PM

Just tell him to fuck off.

gats · October 09, 2014, 02:30:47 PM

You have my condolences.

True Turquoise · October 09, 2014, 02:31:57 PM

Holy shit dude

Elegiac · October 09, 2014, 02:32:27 PM

You seem quite patient.

Tackel · October 09, 2014, 02:35:21 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on October 09, 2014, 02:32:27 PM

You seem quite patient.

I thought he would leave eventually. Also, I'm not a meanie face.

Mat Cauthon · October 09, 2014, 02:35:53 PM

Next time, go into the library and slap him with a hardbacked encyclopedia.

kush mcgush (ง◕ل͜◕)ง · October 09, 2014, 02:38:48 PM

Quote from: Tackelberry on October 09, 2014, 02:35:21 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on October 09, 2014, 02:32:27 PM
You seem quite patient.

I thought he would leave eventually. Also, I'm not a meanie face.

Being honest isnt necessarily being mean, unless they take it that way

big sponge · October 09, 2014, 02:40:46 PM

Reminds me of the weird dude at work that thought I was his best friend because I was bored and had a conversation with him once.

rC · October 09, 2014, 02:45:42 PM

>be me
>in art class today
>some autistic kid who thinks he's a berry or something is across the room
>he's trying to talk to some freshmen, but they obviously are uncomfortable
>overhear something about my little pony
>"bronies should be put in concentration camps, i hate them"
>one of the freshmen is jewish
>decide to go and try to help the poor kid out
>walk over and engage in a discussion about my little pony
>i don't actually like the show, but whatever
>he gets increasingly irritated
>he starts yelling
>"you're a fucking faggot, hitler missed one!"
>the teacher hears
>she asks me to go back to my seat
>i do
>he is escorted out

God, some people man.

big sponge · October 09, 2014, 02:53:56 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 09, 2014, 02:45:42 PM

>be me
>in art class today
>some autistic kid who thinks he's a berry or something is across the room
>he's trying to talk to some freshmen, but they obviously are uncomfortable
>overhear something about my little pony
>"bronies should be put in concentration camps, i hate them"
>one of the freshmen is jewish
>decide to go and try to help the poor kid out
>walk over and engage in a discussion about my little pony
>i don't actually like the show, but whatever
>he gets increasingly irritated
>he starts yelling
>"you're a fucking faggot, hitler missed one!"
>the teacher hears
>she asks me to go back to my seat
>i do
>he is escorted out

God, some people man.

Sounds like that kid was a frequenter of /pol/.

Blackbox Rob · October 09, 2014, 03:10:01 PM

You warrior, you.

Mega Sceptile · October 09, 2014, 03:15:55 PM

>Was in an art class for uni, one of my optional courses
> Everybody chilling because our prof really didn't give a fuck so long as you do the work and show some form of improvement
>Talking to some friends in the frat
>Somehow get to the topic of comics while drawing
>Bro says something about One Piece being his favourite comic style
> Some rando neckbeard shows up and goes on a long ass rant on the difference between manga and comics and how we're uncultured swine
>Prof notices
>Neckbeard gets moved back to his seat.
> he gets so fucking butthurt that after class he fucking follows us
> Laugh in his face as we head out in the Integra to get some munchies

Yu · October 09, 2014, 03:17:26 PM

I'm sorry.

Statefarm · October 09, 2014, 06:16:43 PM

I lost it at "why the frack is that even in the library"

challengerX · October 09, 2014, 06:21:38 PM

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Mattie G Indahouse · October 09, 2014, 06:27:19 PM

Did this actually happen? Please tell me you made this up. I don't want to go to bed and wake up knowing that there was actually some boy out there in high school that gave a MLP speech to his whole class.

i am karjala takaisin · October 09, 2014, 06:35:07 PM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on October 09, 2014, 06:27:19 PM

Did this actually happen? Please tell me you made this up. I don't want to go to bed and wake up knowing that there was actually some boy out there in high school that gave a MLP speech to his whole class.

there are like 10 videos on youtube of people giving lectures on mlp to their high school class

challengerX · October 09, 2014, 06:36:30 PM

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i am karjala takaisin · October 09, 2014, 06:37:55 PM

Quote from: challengerX on October 09, 2014, 06:36:30 PM

Quote from: Ember on October 09, 2014, 06:35:07 PM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on October 09, 2014, 06:27:19 PM
Did this actually happen? Please tell me you made this up. I don't want to go to bed and wake up knowing that there was actually some boy out there in high school that gave a MLP speech to his whole class.
there are like 10 videos on youtube of people giving lectures on mlp to their high school class
post pls

YouTube

here's one

clum clum · October 09, 2014, 06:41:13 PM

Quote from: Ember on October 09, 2014, 06:37:55 PM

Quote from: challengerX on October 09, 2014, 06:36:30 PM
Quote from: Ember on October 09, 2014, 06:35:07 PM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on October 09, 2014, 06:27:19 PM
Did this actually happen? Please tell me you made this up. I don't want to go to bed and wake up knowing that there was actually some boy out there in high school that gave a MLP speech to his whole class.
there are like 10 videos on youtube of people giving lectures on mlp to their high school class
post pls
YouTube

here's one

The cringe is real.

Saleem · October 09, 2014, 06:48:10 PM

Quote from: Ember on October 09, 2014, 06:37:55 PM

Quote from: challengerX on October 09, 2014, 06:36:30 PM
Quote from: Ember on October 09, 2014, 06:35:07 PM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on October 09, 2014, 06:27:19 PM
Did this actually happen? Please tell me you made this up. I don't want to go to bed and wake up knowing that there was actually some boy out there in high school that gave a MLP speech to his whole class.
there are like 10 videos on youtube of people giving lectures on mlp to their high school class
post pls
YouTube

here's one

YouTube

0:35.

Spoiler

When's that gonna get fixed btw? I'd like to be able to link specific times

challengerX · October 09, 2014, 06:49:57 PM

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🂿 · October 09, 2014, 06:52:35 PM

LMFAO This is gold.