tfw missed training because of shave in conjunction with late bus

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It's all the bus' fault.


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I needed to see girls in tights

and you took that away from me, nihilistic bus driver

Never forget that


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Guess I'll check the next best thing
YouTube


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I would have given you lift if I could. move to Dublin please.


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What did you shave btw?


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I don't get enough action to shave my dick


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and my body isn't exactly looking the best right now, so shaving that is like waxing your feet


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so yeah I shaved my beard. Shit was getting itchy


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How does it feel to uh.. feel wind on your neck again?


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How does it feel to uh.. feel wind on your neck again?
I didn't go outside

anyway, there's this chick that got me weak in the discord

she told me about dick in subway sandwich and some other shit that made my brain cry


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How does it feel to uh.. feel wind on your neck again?
I didn't go outside

anyway, there's this chick that got me weak in the discord

she told me about dick in subway sandwich and some other shit that made my brain cry
Dick in subway? Like cherrios sort of dick-in-food or you pissed off the staff and now they jazzed in your sandwich way?


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How does it feel to uh.. feel wind on your neck again?
I didn't go outside

anyway, there's this chick that got me weak in the discord

she told me about dick in subway sandwich and some other shit that made my brain cry
Dick in subway? Like cherrios sort of dick-in-food or you pissed off the staff and now they jazzed in your sandwich way?
None of those. He put his dick in a sandwich and offered her the sandwich. She declined so he ate it


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How does it feel to uh.. feel wind on your neck again?
I didn't go outside

anyway, there's this chick that got me weak in the discord

she told me about dick in subway sandwich and some other shit that made my brain cry
Dick in subway? Like cherrios sort of dick-in-food or you pissed off the staff and now they jazzed in your sandwich way?
None of those. He put his dick in a sandwich and offered her the sandwich. She declined so he ate it
I'd probably decline too tbh.


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uhhh...

- korrie
I guess you could call this a close shave!

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I guess you could call this a close shave!

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