We were ordering our drinks when this guy next to us struck up a conversation. He had a strong Russian accent, and was drinking his vodka out of the cups you put your tickets in. Yep he was Russian.

Was he drunk? Sober? Nobody knows.

He also had the most common Russian name in existence

So for the next hour, I ordered and ate my food. My friend however, discussed aliens, conspiracy theories, etc.
Let's just say.......this guy was friendly but the conversation was pretty weird.


Discuss Russians, conspiracy theories, Vladimir Putin, or how many drinks you can have before you start questioning your decision.

>vlad
>most common ruskie name ever
>not Ivan

DO YOU EVEN RACIAL STEREOTYPE BRO?

>Vladimir putin

shhhhhh

Russians are really adept in the art of conspiracy theories. Slavs and Arabs tend to be the most stereotypically associated with conspiracy theories.

Thanks for reminding me, gonna apply at D&B

I aim to please ^____^

this is a subtle thread to mask rocketman's first experience in drinking alcohol and his subsequent episode of implanted sleeper agent  communist behavior after his code word "Dave and Busters" was recited.





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Quote from: Jocephalopod on May 18, 2015, 10:18:40 PM

this is a subtle thread to mask rocketman's first experience in drinking alcohol and his subsequent episode of implanted sleeper agent  communist behavior after his code word "Dave and Busters" was recited.





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You only need a couple more memes to become a master memesmith!

i'll just spam out iron memes for 2 hours to raise my level

this is a subtle thread to mask rocketman's first experience in drinking alcohol and his subsequent episode of implanted sleeper agent  communist behavior after his code word "Dave and Busters" was recited.





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Lemme debunk this. My 21st birthday was last month, already drank.
And on this occasion, I actually didn't get a drink, felt like saving a little money.

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 18, 2015, 10:22:41 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on May 18, 2015, 10:18:40 PM

this is a subtle thread to mask rocketman's first experience in drinking alcohol and his subsequent episode of implanted sleeper agent  communist behavior after his code word "Dave and Busters" was recited.





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Lemme debunk this. My 21st birthday was last month, already drank.
And on this occasion, I actually didn't get a drink, felt like saving a little money.

so you're not denying that you are in fact a Russian sleeper agent

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I am denying it, I just didn't think I'd have to >_>

a friend and i, or i and a friend

not me and a friend

Quote from: Azumarill on May 18, 2015, 11:29:38 PM

a friend and i, or i and a friend

not me and a friend

I*

Fucking casual

im here for syntax not punctuation

Quote from: Azumarill on May 18, 2015, 11:35:15 PM

Quote from: Batch on May 18, 2015, 11:34:40 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on May 18, 2015, 11:29:38 PM

a friend and i, or i and a friend

not me and a friend

I*

Fucking casual

im here for syntax not punctuation

I'm* here for a* syntax

Rekt thineself

you run out of tea?

Quote from: Azumarill on May 18, 2015, 11:29:38 PM

a friend and i, or i and a friend

not me and a friend

im just trying to help