Tell me a joke

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And I'll rate it based on how funny it is.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Feminism.

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱

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(っಠ‿ಠ)っ
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
(っ◕‿◕)っ
(っ ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )っ
(っ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)っ
(っ´°ω°`)っ
Why did Ushan die?

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Because he couldn't come up with a joke to save his life.

 
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Quote from: Ushan on March 24, 2015, 01:21:36 PM
Why did Ushan die?

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Because he couldn't come up with a joke to save his life.
Made me smile
6/10

 
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(っಠ‿ಠ)っ
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
(っ◕‿◕)っ
(っ ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )っ
(っ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)っ
(っ´°ω°`)っ
Quote from: Dank Daniel on March 24, 2015, 01:22:08 PM
Quote from: Ushan on March 24, 2015, 01:21:36 PM
Why did Ushan die?

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Because he couldn't come up with a joke to save his life.
Made me smile
6/10

Best score yet.

 
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I neither fear, nor despise.
You have a face only a rapist could love.
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and you are the rapist

 
 
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The Rage....
Your life

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
vaginas are a joke
boypussy >

 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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Women's rights.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.

 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.

 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔

 
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Quote from: BerzerkCommando on March 24, 2015, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: Dank Daniel on March 24, 2015, 03:42:14 PM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on March 24, 2015, 03:35:13 PM
Women's rights.
old and overused. 4/10
Your sex life.
my sex life is old and overused. That doesnt even make sense. Had you said "your mom" that would have actually been funny. 3/10

 
 
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uhhh...

- korrie
Men's rights

 
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Just message me.
vienquitonm is my discord
Human rights.

 
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uhhh...

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Sangheili rights.

 
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Feet first into fun!
You may have heard these before.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?
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He got hit by a bus.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing?
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She had no arms.

 
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Okay is the fucking spoiler thing broken or is this some gay new meme???

 
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 Why did the chiken cross the road

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to get to the other side

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#Offtopic

*sips tea*

 
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*sips toilet*
Joke