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Stupidest things you were told as a child

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This is pathetic, Cheat
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My parents only gave me the facts, encouraged compassion, and let me figure things out for myself.

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
"If you talk back to me, Satan will turn your blood to gasoline."

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
"You'll never be alone.".
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"Behave, Santa is watching you."

Bullshit.

 
 
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Quote from: SecondClass on October 04, 2014, 12:52:44 AM
"If you talk back to me, Satan will turn your blood to gasoline."

wut

 
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This is pathetic, Cheat
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Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 04, 2014, 01:16:33 AM
"Because I said so"

frack that shit
muh qt 3.14 gf says that and its totes adorbs

 
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If you touch the black tarp under the sand you will be poisoned and die. Believed that shit until I was 10.

 
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Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 04, 2014, 02:17:38 AM

muh qt 3.14 gf says that and its totes adorbs

d'awww
Spoiler
negro


 
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The Rage....
Quote from: Luke on October 04, 2014, 02:24:16 AM
Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 04, 2014, 02:17:38 AM

muh qt 3.14 gf says that and its totes adorbs

d'awww
Spoiler
negro
Naggerman

 
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uhhh...

- korrie
"Republican vote is best vote."

 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Quote from: Korra on October 04, 2014, 02:30:58 AM
"Republican vote is best vote."
You lovely Democrat

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: Lord Commissar on October 04, 2014, 01:43:07 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on October 04, 2014, 12:52:44 AM
"If you talk back to me, Satan will turn your blood to gasoline."

wut
I was raised by a Catholic extremist.

 
 
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Quote from: SecondClass on October 04, 2014, 02:37:03 AM
Quote from: Lord Commissar on October 04, 2014, 01:43:07 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on October 04, 2014, 12:52:44 AM
"If you talk back to me, Satan will turn your blood to gasoline."

wut
I was raised by a Catholic extremist.

Even so, I thought Satan couldn't directly interfere with humans.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, I wasn't raised in a religious household.

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: Lord Commissar on October 04, 2014, 02:38:26 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on October 04, 2014, 02:37:03 AM
Quote from: Lord Commissar on October 04, 2014, 01:43:07 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on October 04, 2014, 12:52:44 AM
"If you talk back to me, Satan will turn your blood to gasoline."

wut
I was raised by a Catholic extremist.

Even so, I thought Satan couldn't directly interfere with humans.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, I wasn't raised in a religious household.
Satan works in mysterious ways.

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Quote from: Death on October 04, 2014, 01:25:28 AM
"You'll never be alone.".
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Fuck.

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I went to two primary schools, one private and one State, both secular.

They taught the creation story (symbolically, not literally) as truth.

I even remember one occasion in the State school where the teacher said "We're all Christians, here, aren't we?" and began nodding her head. As I looked around, I was the only kid not nodding my head.

 
 
 
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You know the little loop thingy just behind the front seats that car seat belts go through? There's a button on those, for adjusting the height of where the loop thingy or something.

Me and all my siblings where told that pushing it would activate a catapult under the backseat, so that we wouldn't fiddle with it.

 
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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
That some small shiny meteor my grandparents found in Arizona would turn black if I told a lie while I was holding it.

 
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"I've been battling with the struggle of love and anger and the anger has won. It's impossible for me to go back to the way I was. I've tried changing back but it didn't work. I still had it in me and doubt it will ever go away. I have no control over it anymore. It has become part of me."
Jesus loves you

 
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Almost always, with moderation
Quote from: DemonicChronic on October 04, 2014, 06:52:49 AM
That some small shiny meteor my grandparents found in Arizona would turn black if I told a lie while I was holding it.
They found a meteor, whats the story behind that?

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I dunno.

 
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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
I was taught in a Catholic Primary school. You can guess what was said.
Sorry religious guys *dons anti-religious flamesuit*




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That santa is Russian, bullshit, the blood that runs through his veins are as patriotic of Canada as the blood that flows through my vein. I mean look at all the red he dons on. Red and White, a true Canadian.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Quote from: Risay117 on October 04, 2014, 08:59:15 AM
That santa is Russian, bullshit, the blood that runs through his veins are as patriotic of Canada as the blood that flows through my vein. I mean look at all the red he dons on. Red and White, a true Canadian.
Fuck your face. Santa is finnish. He LIVES in Finland.

 
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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Quote from: Yutaka on October 04, 2014, 07:56:07 AM
Quote from: DemonicChronic on October 04, 2014, 06:52:49 AM
That some small shiny meteor my grandparents found in Arizona would turn black if I told a lie while I was holding it.
They found a meteor, whats the story behind that?
They went to Arizona. Collected rocks in the desert. One of them happened to be a meteorite.

 
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