Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For A Sucker Punch To The Gut

Assassin 11D7 · October 13, 2014, 10:48:11 PM

Thoughts?

I think we need to prepare our fellow Americans by making a habit of surprise punching people in the gut.

Saleem · October 13, 2014, 10:49:57 PM

Certainly a strange way for a nation to fall, all citizens keeled over after surprise gut punches.

The statue of Liberty will be remodeled to have the wind knocked out of her.

Spoiler

Onions though...

Blazed Iron · October 13, 2014, 10:50:17 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 13, 2014, 10:48:11 PM

Thoughts?

I think we need to prepare our fellow Americans by making a habit of surprise punching people in the gut.

Just from reading the title, i knew it was The Onion.

Taci7urn · October 13, 2014, 10:53:29 PM

...lol.

Jocephalopod · October 13, 2014, 10:57:45 PM

almost as surprising as this interesting article

http://www.theonion.com/video/study-multiple-stab-wounds-may-be-harmful-to-monke,14150/

Assassin 11D7 · October 13, 2014, 11:07:21 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on October 13, 2014, 10:57:45 PM

almost as surprising as this interesting article

http://www.theonion.com/video/study-multiple-stab-wounds-may-be-harmful-to-monke,14150/

You never know until you try it.