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>17
>just broke up w/ gf cuz i dont like the poon
>figure i must be gay or something
>meet qt emo guy on vampirefreaks
>dude's into me holy crap
>dude's into weird stuff, cool
>dude's... trans. uh
>turns out dude has a vag
>tells me he would never have me touch it
>chat with him for a year
>he pays for a bus ticket for me to travel halfway across the country to see him
>do it
>he has me wearing collars, leading me around everywhere on a chain, handcuffing me to the bed
>it’s cool
>tells me he's a vampire
>iron deficiency or some thing
>dude sucks on raw meat sometimes
>dude says one time he almost killed a cat once the craving was so bad
>im mallgoth and think that's hot so whatever
>takes an Xacto blade to my shoulder
>cuts out a little x and starts sucking
>still have scars
>at his friend's house
>slumber party for b-day, cool
>he starts FREAKING OUT
>snarling, snapping, etc
>like a Dawn of the Dead remake zombie
>suddenly i get it
>he needs blood
>carry him out a few blocks away
>hold him close to me
>let him bite into my jugular
>hurts like hell
>no blood
>he eventually comes out of it
>says i'm stupid for letting him do that
>apologizes
>whatever
>go home
>favorite some upskirt pic of a crossdressed Sasuke on deviantArt my friend drew
>dude throws a fit
>says I'm to cease all contact with the artist
>wtf
>break up with him
>now he's "genderqueer" and it turns out he was just a yaoi fangirl looking to live out the fantasy


 
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nope


 
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Seriously, I'm nope'ing out of this harder than the morgue thread.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


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Now if we could get a third story on the front page...


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Gay story thread? I've got one or two decent ones.


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Gay story thread? I've got one or two decent ones.
Do it.


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Gay story thread? I've got one or two decent ones.

Post it!


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Gay story thread? I've got one or two decent ones.
Do it.
>be me
>be in the national guard
>be one week into our two week summer AT
>be drunk as shit in the back of an astrovan watching LOtR with the squad
>yawn at scratch head
>arm ends up aross the shoulder of guy next to me
> he looks at me
>I laugh
>he moves hand to my leg
>I rub shoulder with hand that's already there
>he works his way up leg
>dude's fucking rubbing my dick through my pants
>guy in seat in front of us turns around
>"AW FUCK NO"
>takes picture on iPhone
>everyone runs out of van
>us two in the back panic, head to room in barracks
>three man room, other guy is passed out drunk
>he reaches over from his bunk, starts rubbing my arm
>I reach up, run hand down his side
>he rolls over into my bed
>says "I'm not gay, but I always though you were cute"
>I blush hardcore, move down to lick his cock a little
>come up to kiss him
>instead he moves down
>dude blows me after saying again that he isn't gay
>I have to cuff him a few times for teeth usage
>he's going hardcore for a rookie
>grab back of his head
>cum down his throat
>I'm still fucking wasted so I pass out five second after
>can hear "what the fuck noll, you just cum in my mouth then go to bed?" before consciousness leaves me
>next day be awkward and avoidative as fuck


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


 
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I couldn't post >.> enough to get my message across.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


 
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I couldn't post >.> enough to get my message across.

Ok, I'll try. But I'm sure I'll hit the limit before I'm happy.

Spoiler


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.

I couldn't post >.> enough to get my message across.

Ok, I'll try. But I'm sure I'll hit the limit before I'm happy.

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>mfw dicks
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Got me good
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I couldn't post >.> enough to get my message across.

Ok, I'll try. But I'm sure I'll hit the limit before I'm happy.

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>mfw dicks
You want your mouth filled with cum so much it drips out?


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.

I couldn't post >.> enough to get my message across.

Ok, I'll try. But I'm sure I'll hit the limit before I'm happy.

Spoiler
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>mfw dicks
You want your mouth filled with cum so much it drips out?
...did you...is it you who just said that.


 
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