Story of my first fight

Jester · January 15, 2015, 11:23:44 PM

I was in 2nd grade at the time. We were going to the school forest for some bullshit field trip. (The forest is the school's backyard) While we were doing some gay Jew thing, I found a Robin's nest that was about to fall out of a tree. It had one Robin egg inside of it so I took it back to the school and was "excused" from the remainder of class to take care of the egg. (with the help of some adult fgt)

When class ended this down-syndrome infested, Dick twirling, shit dumpster of a child "Jordan" knocked my egg off the table. I watched as my bird fell to it's death. Then the fight happened.

The best thing about that was he got some kind of disfunction and now can never stop blinking.

January 15, 2015, 11:24:56 PM

I hate slow people.

R o c k e t · January 15, 2015, 11:24:59 PM

Hurray for permanent damage!

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jk that's terrible you meanie

Risay117 · January 15, 2015, 11:25:03 PM

True or not?

Jester · January 15, 2015, 11:26:13 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 15, 2015, 11:24:59 PM

Hurray for permanent damage!
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jk that's terrible you meanie

Its not like I beat up some handicapped kid who didn't know what he was doing.

I BEAT UP THE NIGGA THAT KILLED MY BIRD.

Jester · January 15, 2015, 11:28:13 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on January 15, 2015, 11:25:03 PM

True or not?

True.

Risay117 · January 15, 2015, 11:29:04 PM

Quote from: Jester on January 15, 2015, 11:28:13 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on January 15, 2015, 11:25:03 PM
True or not?
True.

Well then it is understandable. I would have done the same.

Jester · January 15, 2015, 11:31:26 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on January 15, 2015, 11:29:04 PM

Quote from: Jester on January 15, 2015, 11:28:13 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on January 15, 2015, 11:25:03 PM
True or not?
True.
Well then it is understandable. I would have done the same.

I think I could have been a bit more calm about it though. I don't think I had to give him brain damage via a steel pole.

Epsira · January 15, 2015, 11:31:54 PM

Did he knock it off intentionally?

Jester · January 15, 2015, 11:34:24 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 15, 2015, 11:31:54 PM

Did he knock it off intentionally?

Yes. He said Tommy Dickhead the Third "dared him to hit it". I never understood the hatred they had towards me.

Doctor Doom · January 15, 2015, 11:57:59 PM

Good.

Jester · January 19, 2015, 11:24:21 PM

Bastard killed my fukin bird

Flood · January 19, 2015, 11:27:38 PM

Not mine, but this sums up my reaction.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PclZF1AXFT