the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Most of my dreams consist of me being stuck in back in high school for some reason so no
>random women made of personified geological formations being nice to me and then warning me about geological lava mummies living underwater
Quote from: Hargbeast on June 23, 2017, 12:07:57 AM>random women made of personified geological formations being nice to me and then warning me about geological lava mummies living underwaterwhat in the fuck
Quote from: Doctor Doom on June 23, 2017, 12:16:22 AMQuote from: Hargbeast on June 23, 2017, 12:07:57 AM>random women made of personified geological formations being nice to me and then warning me about geological lava mummies living underwaterwhat in the fuckYeah. I was standing in a swamp on top of some bulge on the ground which probably had magma under it. The girl who was Table Mountain Basalt was like, "Did you hear about the local disappearances? The igneous bog mummies can just reach right out and pull you under." And I was like, "I have to go now." And then I went back to my apartment, but for some reason there was some dude or someone waiting for me in there and he was like "I found a sedimentary igneous mummy (?) in your room." I was thinking that didn't make any geological sense, so I walked into my room and there was a mummified insect in there twisted into a roughly humanoid shape. I don't think that was the bog mummy, though.