Star Wars: The Pants Awaken

Solonoid · February 09, 2016, 08:01:01 AM

Change one word in your favorite Star Wars quote to contain' pants'

"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...pants"

"Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants"

Solonoid · February 09, 2016, 08:01:45 AM

Excitement, pants, a Jedi craves not these things.

The Lord Ruler · February 09, 2016, 08:08:03 AM

Than it is PANTS RAAAARGH

The Lord Ruler · February 09, 2016, 08:15:19 AM

I don't like pants. It's coarse and rough and irratating and it gets everywhere.

Jester · February 09, 2016, 08:18:12 AM

I am your pants

Solonoid · February 09, 2016, 08:35:24 AM

Quote from: Verbster on February 09, 2016, 08:18:12 AM

I am your pants

'You are unwise to lower your pants'

'But I can't see a.thing with the pants down!'

Anonymous (User Deleted) · February 09, 2016, 08:51:00 AM

Only a Sith deals in pants.

Korra · February 09, 2016, 09:52:20 AM

That's no moon...its a pants station.

Verbatim · February 09, 2016, 10:08:09 AM

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.

Ushan · February 09, 2016, 10:11:59 AM

UNLIMITED PANTS!

Verbatim · February 09, 2016, 10:20:19 AM

Luke, help me take these pants off.

Verbatim · February 09, 2016, 10:25:57 AM

I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my pants.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · February 09, 2016, 10:27:48 AM

I DO NOT FEAR THE PANTS AS YOU DO

Big Boss · February 09, 2016, 10:30:13 AM

OBI WAN, CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS PANTS!

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE PANTS!

That probably won't make much sense unless you know British slang

Verbatim · February 09, 2016, 10:30:59 AM

You guys suck at this.

Jango Fett: Do you like your pants?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I look forward to seeing them in action.

The Lord Ruler · February 09, 2016, 10:31:09 AM

R2 will be along in a few moments and then... he'll release us from the pants.

The Lord Ruler · February 09, 2016, 10:32:16 AM

Anakin Skywalker. I expected someone with your pants to be a little... older.

Verbatim · February 09, 2016, 10:33:01 AM

Quote from: Tengen Toppa Big Boss on February 09, 2016, 10:30:13 AM

OBI WAN, CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS PANTS!

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE PANTS!

That probably won't make much sense unless you know British slang

It's just another way of saying rubbish, right? I guess that's kinda funny.

Obi-Wan: Ever make your way as far into the pants as Coruscant?
Jango Fett: Once or twice.
Obi-Wan: Recently?
Jango Fett: Possibly.

The Lord Ruler · February 09, 2016, 10:33:33 AM

Pants or not, you must realize, you are doomed.

Big Boss · February 09, 2016, 10:33:54 AM

In my experience there is no such thing as pants

Big Boss · February 09, 2016, 10:35:20 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 09, 2016, 10:33:01 AM

Quote from: Tengen Toppa Big Boss on February 09, 2016, 10:30:13 AM
OBI WAN, CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS PANTS!

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE PANTS!

That probably won't make much sense unless you know British slang
It's just another way of saying rubbish, right? I guess that's kinda funny.

Obi-Wan: Ever make your way as far into the pants as Coruscant?
Jango Fett: Once or twice.
Obi-Wan: Recently?
Jango Fett: Possibly.

Yeah it's like

'Hey man, did you see Downton Abbey last week?'

-'Nah I mate I don't watch that, it's pants!'

In ROTS it would basically be Obi Wan telling Anakin that Palpatine is a crappy leader, heh.

Verbatim · February 09, 2016, 10:35:44 AM

Obi-Wan: These Kaminos, are they friendly?
Dexter Jettster: That depends.
Obi-Wan: Depends on what Dex?
Dexter Jettster: On how well your pants are, and how big your pocketbook is.

Big Boss · February 09, 2016, 10:36:30 AM

Also to us, pants is what we call underwear so all of these quotes you guys are posting have a totally different meaning...

The Lord Ruler · February 09, 2016, 10:37:08 AM

Your pants will make a fine addition to my collection.

Big Boss · February 09, 2016, 10:37:32 AM

Shall I do the obvious one

'I find your lack of pants disturbing'

Big Boss · February 09, 2016, 10:37:59 AM

So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous pants

Big Boss · February 09, 2016, 10:38:18 AM

Your pants can decieve you... don't trust them.

The Lord Ruler · February 09, 2016, 10:39:38 AM

Anakin Skywalker: I feel lost.

Padmé: Lost?

Anakin Skywalker: Obi-Wan and the Council don't trust me.

Padmé: They trust you with their pants.

Anakin Skywalker: Something's happening. I'm not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn't.

The Lord Ruler · February 09, 2016, 10:41:36 AM

I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate. You have pants. But you don't use them.

The Lord Ruler · February 09, 2016, 10:43:54 AM

Quote from: Tengen Toppa Big Boss on February 09, 2016, 10:37:59 AM

So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous pants

In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure pants which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.