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Feel bad for him, he is honest about his thoughts and people use it as a 'fuck you' to Disney, and when he says he came around suddenly it's "disney telling him to shill the product" or whatever


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Just saw it again. Canto Bight wasn't as bad as I initially thought, although it still screws with the pacing and could have been done better. Super Leia's only really weird because of how they decided to show her motion and frame the scene.

Rose's #deep thought after saving Finn is still retarded, and actually pretty funny considering that the First Order immediately blows open the door after she says it and they all would have been slaughtered if Luke didn't show up. It doesn't make sense for Holdo not to tell Poe the plan considering she knows he's a loose-cannon and will make up his own plan if he can't find one to follow (which fucked EVERYTHING up for them).

Overall, it's a tie for my number 4 spot. Great movie with some noticeable flaws that manage to dim (but not snuff out) a bright installment in a beloved franchise.


 
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Rose's #deep thought after saving Finn is still retarded, and actually pretty funny considering that the First Order immediately blows open the door after she says it and they all would have been slaughtered if Luke didn't show up. It doesn't make sense for Holdo not to tell Poe the plan considering she knows he's a loose-cannon and will make up his own plan if he can't find one to follow (which fucked EVERYTHING up for them).
in thinking about it, rose's little moment towards the end was probably the dumbest part of the movie for me

criticizing character actions and saying they don't make sense is a tricky criticism of a movie, because bad leaders do exist in real life, as well as good leaders who make bad or ill-advised decisions

i can personally see why holdo withheld the plans from poe—he was recently demoted for being a crazy insubordinate hothead, which understandably cost him a lot of trustworthiness in her eyes—and though it ultimately was a mistake for her to do so, that's just kinda the way the cookie crumbles

sometimes i make really bad chess moves and then i ask "why the fuck did i do that," but hindsight is 20/20
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Rose's #deep thought after saving Finn is still retarded, and actually pretty funny considering that the First Order immediately blows open the door after she says it and they all would have been slaughtered if Luke didn't show up. It doesn't make sense for Holdo not to tell Poe the plan considering she knows he's a loose-cannon and will make up his own plan if he can't find one to follow (which fucked EVERYTHING up for them).
in thinking about it, rose's little moment towards the end was probably the dumbest part of the movie for me

criticizing character actions and saying they don't make sense is a tricky criticism of a movie, because bad leaders do exist in real life, as well as good leaders who make bad or ill-advised decisions

i can personally see why holdo withheld the plans from poe—he was recently demoted for being a crazy insubordinate hothead, which understandably cost him a lot of trustworthiness in her eyes—and though it ultimately was a mistake for her to do so, that's just kinda the way the cookie crumbles

sometimes i make really bad chess moves and then i ask "why the fuck did i do that," but hindsight is 20/20
Being a crazy insubordinate hothead is the exact reason why she should have realized that keeping him in the dark is a bad idea; if he thinks there's no plan, he's going to make his own.

It would be one thing if she was portrayed as a bad leader, but she's not. She's a decorated veteran and war hero, everyone except Poe's mutiny squad followed her lead, she was ready to sacrifice herself if it meant saving the Reststance, and Leia backed her idea (which would have worked flawlessly if not for Poe's plan). Every single moment of her in the film portrays her as a good person and a good leader except her first interaction with Poe.

Her second bridge with him is much more reasonable, at least; he's only seen a tidbit of the plan, and immediately starts calling her a "coward and a traitor" (two things she very much is not). It's perfectly reasonable, and expected, for her to throw him off the bridge.


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Luke's 'see you around, kid' was pretty cool tho. I like sassy Luke.


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^ this is what Star Wars has become. What Luke has become.

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey


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^ this is what Star Wars has become. What Luke has become.

what the fuck
Totally awesome.


 
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He doesn't even look like Han Solo


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chewbacca has never worked as a character for me

i'm all for practical effects and puppets and everything, but he has never looked anything more than a guy in a suit to me


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I've only seen Emilia Clarke in GoT and Terminator

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Luke's 'see you around, kid' was pretty cool tho. I like sassy Luke.
"Did you come back to say you forgive me? To save my soul?"

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I loved the way he said that.


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He doesn't even look like Han Solo

Why couldn't they pick that one guy off youtube who did good han solo impressions WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY


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does anybody actually care about star trek

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does anybody actually care about star trek

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does anybody actually care about star trek

star trek fans don't count

so no then


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I like Trek but I presume you're making fun of TLJ, which I have to disagree with because it's actually good.


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Can anyone tell me why gratuitous Yoda can't just appear in front of Kylo Ren or that Freddy Krueger looking motherfucker and blast them with lightning, if he can just show up as a physical ghost whenever he feels like it and do that?

Not trying to poke holes in the movie, I just know fuck all about Star Wars.


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Can anyone tell me why gratuitous Yoda can't just appear in front of Kylo Ren or that Freddy Krueger looking motherfucker and blast them with lightning, if he can just show up as a physical ghost whenever he feels like it and do that?

Not trying to poke holes in the movie, I just know fuck all about Star Wars.

There's not actual answer as far as I know. I guess force ghosts just have some Prime Directive-like non-interference policy?


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