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the movie was too quippy.
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not really

there was like one, MAYBE two inappropriate jokes, and i can't even remember what they were
On seeing it a second time the jokes didn't bother me as much. I still think the one at the very beginning wasn't that great and went in for way too long, though.


 
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That ending shot with the Force using kid felt tacked on purely to set him up in a later film. Ugh.
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okay in hindsight i didn't like this either

there were at least 4 or 5 moments where the movie could've ended, but didn't, which is among my only 3 major problems with the film


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this was very very good, guys
Not my favourite, but I agree that it's very good, there's a couple of things I'd change though.

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I feel like Canto Bight should have had more of an immediate payoff because Finn and Rose just go and get betrayed.

I'd edit down the Super Leia sequence too because it was a cool idea that just looked kinda silly. I'd have her wake up,
 reach her hand out, cut to Poe at the window and running to the door, and then have her coming through the destroyed bridge since I like the foreshadowing of her going through the Supremacy hologram and splitting it.


 
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anyone else feel snoke was disappointing? I thought he'd detect what kylo was doing but nope. Him falling off the the throne was pretty satisfying tho

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Kylo tricked Snoke; he was moving the lightsaber in his hands at the same time as the lightsaber next to Snoke.
no no no no NO, YOU BOTH HAVE IT ALL WRONG

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snoke never failed to detect what kylo was doing, and he wasn't "tricked," per se

snoke knew exactly what kylo was doing

"Pathetic child. I cannot be betrayed, I cannot be beaten. I see his mind, I see his every intent. Yes. I see him turning the lightsaber to strike true. And now, foolish child. He ignites it, and kills his true enemy!"

the only thing he failed to account for was the fact that his "true enemy" was not rey, it was snoke himself

so if anything, snoke fooled himself, kylo did not fool him

that's what made that scene so amazing, and that's why snoke's death isn't just a throwaway thing; it's a major character moment for kylo ren


 
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The casino part and the dog-horse race afterwards was one of the worst sequences in any Star Wars movie.
Not just "one of" the worst. It's IS the worst right next to...
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The four-dicked mlik monsters.

They can put Jar Jar back into the movie as a main characjter for all I care just as long as I never have to see that part again.
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i knew there would be some babies complaining about that part

it was literally nothing

you drink milk from animals just as smelly and gross looking


 
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I'm so happy to get a safe RoTJ ripoff for 9 because everybody keeps badmouthing this one.

JJ please fill me with NOSTALGIA

MAKE ME CLAP WHEN I SEE THINGS I KNOW
i honestly felt like this was the rotj ripoff

it was different enough for me to consider it one of my new favorites, of course

but the parallels to the OT were definitely tipped in rotj's scale, i think


 
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canto bight was fine guys

pretty who cares-tier


 
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More medium and two-shots would be nice though. Cinematography was pretty stale outside of the action sequences.
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um, did you SEE the trippy mirror sequence

i walked out of this movie thinking that the cinematography was noticeably of a higher caliber than most other SW films
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]Also, ships can just track other ships through hyperspace, which is all sorts of dumb
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lmao

why


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Yes it fucking does. Tell me, where is Snoke at the end of the movie? Fucking dead and we had no idea who the fuck he was or what he was doing there. Why should we care about him? Because he was some super powerful force user the somehow flew under Sheev's radar the entire time during both the Clone Wars and GCW? A story is supposed to tell you something, and we could've learned more about him while keeping him a mystery.

this never happened


 
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The lasers fired by snoke's flagship arcing through SPACE like artillery triggered me
Physics in SW have always been stupid. It didn't bother me.

What does bother me is the 7km Dreadnought having a measly 24 point defense cannons.

It's like they wanted it to get destroyed.
>nerd complaints

into the trash


 
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Yes it fucking does. 
you misunderstand me

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he dies, but he doesn't die "like a nobody"; it all happens during a very plot-heavy scene where the only reason he died at all is because of his failure to account for his apprentice's true allegiances, which makes for an excellent establishing character moment for kylo

you shouldn't care about him, because he's not the most interesting thing about the story

i'd like to learn more about him as well, but him dying doesn't mean those answers won't be given

but they're answers i personally don't need or want, because i never gave a shit about snoke as a character anyway


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The lasers fired by snoke's flagship arcing through SPACE like artillery triggered me
Physics in SW have always been stupid. It didn't bother me.

What does bother me is the 7km Dreadnought having a measly 24 point defense cannons.

It's like they wanted it to get destroyed.
>nerd complaints

into the trash
It wasn't a complaint with the film, just something I think is silly regarding the Mandator-IV's design.


 
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Luke sucking the milk out of alien boobs is canon.
humans sucking the milk out of cow tits is also canon

what's your point


 
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I do like that this film wasn't just a fan-servicey fulfillment of the biggest theories. It didn't open with Luke taking the place of Rey's Yoda, telling her about her legendary parents, turning her into another jedi. Snoke wasn't an important villain any more than Hux is. Finn and Rose didn't succeed in their adventure and save the day. Poe also didn't save the day just by virtue of being a heroic lead character. It definitely fulfilled the role of a 2nd film in a trilogy.
 


It defied expectations in a lot of really exciting ways, and I'm looking forward to seeing what they do with it... I'm not excited about the Han Solo film though.
turkey rolling in with the best opinions in the thread


 
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But can we all at least agree that despite whatever problems this new 'trilogy' has, Kylo Ren is the best part of it? I never get bored watching him.
we can definitely agree on that


 
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Weird alien shit in the new Star Wars:

- Rathtars in TFA
- Tentacle monster in Rogue One
- Alien Tits in TLJ

Seems to be a pattern here. Wonder what weird alien shit will be in Ep 9.
were just gonna flat out get an alien dick that landos gonna be sucking when finn comes to find his father
the milky bobe alien wasn’t that weird it’s just the way they used it
Ah yes, the family-friendly franchise known as Star Wars has a scene where one of the most iconic characters in the franchise milks a 4-tit alien creature. Totally not weird at all for anybody, especially entire families with little kids watching.
Cows

stupid fat fuck


 
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I liked it. Not bad like people were saying IMO. Except that Leia scene. Lol... The humor wasn't too much either. People said it's like a Marvel film. But. It's not.
thank you, yes, the quips and humor in this movie really wasn't that fucking bad

but i didn't even mind "super leia"

it didn't even cross my mind as something that would be memed to death on the internet


 
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Luke Skywalker does not appear in this movie, instead we get a grumpy old nut that just looks like an old Luke.
and the movie was made 10x better for it

also yeah he's definitely luke


 
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okay brb time for MY opinions


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Luke's portrayal didn't bother me, I think it was Rian who said what would be the point of Rey and Luke being the same character, as well as he had to work on from the ending of TFA with why Luke had left himself stranded on that island. It gave Luke more of an arc too instead of remaining stagnant from the end of ROTJ.


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>Supposedly the most powerful dark force user in the galaxy
>Can't tell with dark side that your apprentice is about to kill you

If Snoke is that inept than Kylo isn't so beneath him in power that he would've put up with his shit.

he dies, but he doesn't die "like a nobody"; it all happens during a very plot-heavy scene where the only reason he died at all is because of his failure to account for his apprentice's true allegiances, which makes for an excellent establishing character moment for kylo


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>A character devolving from the Hero's Journey is somehow better story telling

Lmao

and the movie was made 10x better for it

also yeah he's definitely luke


 
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>Supposedly the most powerful dark force user in the galaxy
>Can't tell with dark side that your apprentice is about to kill you

If Snoke is that inept than Kylo isn't so beneath him in power that he would've put up with his shit.
there are two dark force users left in this galaxy that we're aware of

framing it as though that somehow makes him omnipotent seems silly and presumptuous

why do you want characters to be boring, i don't get it


 
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>A character devolving from the Hero's Journey is somehow better story telling

Lmao
i mean, you can describe it that way if you want to, but that doesn't mean that's what it is


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If he's so powerful in the force, he should've been able to sense that he was in danger.

there are two dark force users left in this galaxy that we're aware of

framing it as though that somehow makes him omnipotent seems silly and presumptuous

why do you want characters to be boring, i don't get it


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It's exactly what it is. Luke changed from simple farm boy to a Jedi Master with morals and ideals, and he throws them the fuck away over a hilariously poorly written mistake.

i mean, you can describe it that way if you want to, but that doesn't mean that's what it is