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Mixed feelings. Unlike TFA, which started off reasonably strong but was mostly mediocre and fairly consistent about it, TLJ had higher highs but lower lows. A lot of things I really liked and a lot of stuff I really didn't.

I'll have to give it another watch but at this second, I liked it more than I expected to but it wasn'tas good as I was hoping it could be.


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movie was awesome


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That ending shot with the Force using kid felt tacked on purely to set him up in a later film. Ugh.
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Even worse, Canto Bright was only probably as drawn out as it is to set that bit with the kid up. That side quest easily destroyed the pacing, and was time that could have been better spent on developing the Rey and Luke interactions.


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holy shit so glad I live in north england where people don’t clap at the end of movies
can someone explain to me what's so bad about doing this

not that i ever do, but i certainly don't have any problem with others doing it, because literally who cares

No one who worked on the movie is sitting in the theater where you're watching, the applause means absolutely nothing. It's kind of masturbatory, like giving yourself a pat on the back for sitting through a film.

Besides that I really don't mind it, just kind of silly.


 
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No one who worked on the movie is sitting in the theater where you're watching, the applause means absolutely nothing. It's kind of masturbatory, like giving yourself a pat on the back for sitting through a film.

Besides that I really don't mind it, just kind of silly.
i choose to view it as a simple form of communion or shared experience type thing, where you want to share your appreciation or excitement towards the film with your fellow audience members

i think people realize that the filmmakers can't hear it, that's not really the point


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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rian Johnson’s writing. The humour is extremely blunt, and without a solid grasp of genre tropes and basic story telling most of his subversion of expectations will go over a typical movie goers head. There’s also Luke’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The true fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these choices and dialog, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Star Wars: The Last Jedi truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the critical plot line on Canto Bite which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons & Peter Singer’s Animal Liberation. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Rian Johnson’s genius wit unfolds itself on their movie screens. What fools.. how I pity them.  :D

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anyone else feel snoke was disappointing? I thought he'd detect what kylo was doing but nope. Him falling off the the throne was pretty satisfying tho


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anyone else feel snoke was disappointing? I thought he'd detect what kylo was doing but nope. Him falling off the the throne was pretty satisfying tho

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Kylo tricked Snoke; he was moving the lightsaber in his hands at the same time as the lightsaber next to Snoke.


 
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anyone else feel snoke was disappointing? I thought he'd detect what kylo was doing but nope. Him falling off the the throne was pretty satisfying tho

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Kylo tricked Snoke; he was moving the lightsaber in his hands at the same time as the lightsaber next to Snoke.
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I know but i thought he wouldve caught on to what he was doing.


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Um wow....mixed bag doesn't even begin to describe it.


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Having had a couple days to process it all I really dislike is the frequency of jokes and the Canto Bight stuff, as well as Rose in general.

Aside form that it was a good character driven Star Wars film. Kylo Ren continues to be one of my favorite characters.

Rey wasn't as irritating either.


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Having had a couple days to process it all I really dislike is the frequency of jokes and the Canto Bight stuff, as well as Rose in general.

Aside form that it was a good character driven Star Wars film. Kylo Ren continues to be one of my favorite characters.

Rey wasn't as irritating either.
I actually didn't find rose to be as annoying as I was expecting her to be. But Canto Bight just felt like the obligatory Mos Eisley Cantina scene to show off how cool the SW universe was, and that whole sub-plot with the kids was just bad.

Like, isn't that what droids are for? That whole angle just felt really out of place for Star Wars.
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Having had a couple days to process it all I really dislike is the frequency of jokes and the Canto Bight stuff, as well as Rose in general.

Aside form that it was a good character driven Star Wars film. Kylo Ren continues to be one of my favorite characters.

Rey wasn't as irritating either.
I actually didn't find rose to be as annoying as I was expecting her to be. But Canto Bight just felt like the obligatory Mos Eisley Cantina scene to show off how cool the SW universe was, and that whole sub-plot with the kids was just bad.

Like, isn't that what droids are for? That whole angle just felt really out of place for Star Wars.
Yeah I get what you mean.

Can't Bight, despite all the aliens, felt bizarrely like Earth because of the familiar casino setting, which is part of the reason I disliked it.

As for Rose, I didn't dislike her so much as I disliked the "I love you Finn *smooch*" at the end. Also I wished she had swapped places with her more attractive sister.


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Having had a couple days to process it all I really dislike is the frequency of jokes and the Canto Bight stuff, as well as Rose in general.

Aside form that it was a good character driven Star Wars film. Kylo Ren continues to be one of my favorite characters.

Rey wasn't as irritating either.
I actually didn't find rose to be as annoying as I was expecting her to be. But Canto Bight just felt like the obligatory Mos Eisley Cantina scene to show off how cool the SW universe was, and that whole sub-plot with the kids was just bad.

Like, isn't that what droids are for? That whole angle just felt really out of place for Star Wars.
Canto Bight was actually the Cloud City portion if the film.


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I honestly can't believe that the ending made it into the film.

What a fucking load of drivel.


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god, i wish i could just see this movie

i wonder if i can avoid spoilers for the next ten or so days


 
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Why did Luke even leave a map if he didn't want anyone to find him, and just wanted to die at the Jedi shtine?


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

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The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
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Why did Luke even leave a map if he didn't want anyone to find him, and just wanted to die at the Jedi shtine?
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Headcanon: he originally left to find wisdom in the ancient texts, ended up becoming embittered and hermit-ish and decided after he arrived that the Jedi should end.


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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rian Johnson’s writing. The humour is extremely blunt, and without a solid grasp of genre tropes and basic story telling most of his subversion of expectations will go over a typical movie goers head. There’s also Luke’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The true fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these choices and dialog, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Star Wars: The Last Jedi truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the critical plot line on Canto Bite which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons & Peter Singer’s Animal Liberation. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Rian Johnson’s genius wit unfolds itself on their movie screens. What fools.. how I pity them.  :D

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Star Wars: The Last Jedi tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid  8)


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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rian Johnson’s writing. The humour is extremely blunt, and without a solid grasp of genre tropes and basic story telling most of his subversion of expectations will go over a typical movie goers head. There’s also Luke’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The true fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these choices and dialog, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Star Wars: The Last Jedi truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the critical plot line on Canto Bite which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons & Peter Singer’s Animal Liberation. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Rian Johnson’s genius wit unfolds itself on their movie screens. What fools.. how I pity them.  :D

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Star Wars: The Last Jedi tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid  8)
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I thought Snoke was amazing but was disappointed that he was killed off so easily and so soon


 
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The casino part and the dog-horse race afterwards was one of the worst sequences in any Star Wars movie.


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The casino part and the dog-horse race afterwards was one of the worst sequences in any Star Wars movie.

Not just "one of" the worst. It's IS the worst right next to...
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The four-dicked mlik monsters.

They can put Jar Jar back into the movie as a main characjter for all I care just as long as I never have to see that part again.