Son, I have news for you: Bernie Sanders is your real dad

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
Now how do you feel about this development?

(And yes, Das, it does mean you're half Jewish)


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
I'd probably be okay with that.
He seems like a decent guy when he isn't berning Hillary.


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This would require Bernie not to be a cuck, so I don't believe that. Bernie is My wife's son: the guy.


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I wasn't aware garden gnomes were capable of breeding.


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I'd question why he lives in a different country to me to start with


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

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"So dad, how much of the Bern did my mom feel inside her?"


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Aww yeah, now that he's gonna pay for my college!