I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. 
With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. 
I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively hum it louder as you perform the ritual.

Weird.  I do the exact same thing, but in the bathroom outside each class I go to.

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Weird... I just fap every morning.

I fill a bathtub with coffee every morning and pray to Catan.

Do you cut your wrists and allow the coffee to enter your bloodstream?