>12 at night
>Listening to music
>Dozing off
>About to go to sleep
>Hear a crash
>Dogs barking, oh shit
>At this point I'm shitting brix
>Grab handy butterfly-knife in my dresser
>My only useful tool in self-defense
>Creeping down stairs
>Eerily quiet
>Something isn't right
>See a stranger in my house (I'm home alone)
>Go back up stairs to retrieve phone
>Grab phone
>Calling 999
>He hears my movement upstairs
>He turns towards me, and charges straight at me, running up the stairs
>ohfuck.jpg
>Slam the door, lock it
>Hear him kicking the flimsy door
>I am prepared to fight for my life
>Thief kicks open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur