Iowa man assaults his wife with a McChicken

 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
BAN HIGH-CAPACITY MCCHICKENS NOW!!! WE NEED TO KEEP THESE THINGS AWAY FROM THE PEOPLE FOR THE DAMAGE THEY CAUSE!

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2014/12/03/iowa-man-arrested-for-using-mcchicken-sandwich-as-weapon?src=usn_fb

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DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — A Des Moines woman has told police that her husband used a sandwich to assault her.

The Des Moines Register reports that 21-year-old Marvin Hill II was arrested Tuesday. Polk County Jail records say Hill remained in custody on Wednesday on a charge of domestic abuse assault. Online court records don't list an attorney for him.

Initially Hill told officers that his wife had assaulted him. He said she awakened him about 1 p.m., holding a McDonald's McChicken sandwich. He later acknowledged that he became upset and threw the sandwich at his wife because he doesn't like them.

Officers say Hill's wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when they talked to her. She says Hill also smashed the bun into her face.


 
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T BAN THE MCCHICKEN! IT'S THE VITAL MIDDLE PART OF A MCGANGBANG!


 
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What a henious thing to do.

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The Rage....
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T BAN THE MCCHICKEN! IT'S THE VITAL MIDDLE PART OF A MCGANGBANG!
I don't understand what a McGangBang is.

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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T BAN THE MCCHICKEN! IT'S THE VITAL MIDDLE PART OF A MCGANGBANG!
I don't understand what a McGangBang is.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T BAN THE MCCHICKEN! IT'S THE VITAL MIDDLE PART OF A MCGANGBANG!
I don't understand what a McGangBang is.

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Calling a burger a sandwich.


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this crime deserves a bump XD

IT WAS IN MY FACE LOLOLOL


 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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"It's a nigger."
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Guys it was probably pretty stressful and scary.

I made a guys nose bleed by angrily smushing a piece of cheesecake in his face once.


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The sandwich, it's aliiiivveee!


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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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How can you even classify that as assault....

as·sault
əˈsôlt/Submit
verb
1.
make a physical attack on.


 
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fuck you
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