They were gone in like three minutes hahaha. At first everyone thought it was Mike, our stepdad who made the call trying to fuck with me and get me locked up. My Mom and the cops believed that, and even I did to a point. But then my Mom gave Mike the benefit of the doubt and was like "I'm not saying it was definitely him", and the cops told us "it had something to do with a dead cat? you posted it on facebook and then wanted to hurt yourself?" At no point did they think I did that to the cat you fucking idiots. They were concerned for my mental health. My Mom vouched for me without question and verified that I went up to get us candy, and the cops looked at each other and were like "it could've been someone messing with you..." and my Mom started talking about my Internet friends and how she knew this would happen and all that. She did meet our stepfather Mike off the Internet, if you'll remember.
So yeah they left once it was obvious it was a prank call / someone antagonizing us situation. And now my Mom is beyond pissed at Sol once I told her all the despicable things she's said about me and knows about me. Take this as a lesson for who you talk to online. I'm friends with the entire e-world, though, and have nothing to hide, so I can be as honest as I want.
Sol thought she had power over me, and that power quickly was dissolved. I love it so much. This was a victory in the name of common sense and rationality today. Hopefully this should let you guys know I'm not some joke. I'm a respected person about this community and people know me. Please just crawl back into your awful little holes and don't bother me with your darkness ever again.