So, what are your excuses?

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lmao what a load of shit

>Is a real story that's documented
>"LOL HURRRRR DUR BULLSHYT, I DUN BEREEV IT LOL"


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
drugs are bad mmkay?


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lmao what a load of shit

>Is a real story that's documented
>"LOL HURRRRR DUR BULLSHYT, I DUN BEREEV IT LOL"
>"documented"
>"friend"
>"real story"


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lmao what a load of shit

>Is a real story that's documented
>"LOL HURRRRR DUR BULLSHYT, I DUN BEREEV IT LOL"
>"documented"
>"friend"
>"real story"

>Documented via PCR (Patient Care Report), which is done mandatory on every single call, and documented into hospital records.
>Coworker
>Yes, real story. I talked to him about it and he's completely serious about all of it.


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lmao what a load of shit

>Is a real story that's documented
>"LOL HURRRRR DUR BULLSHYT, I DUN BEREEV IT LOL"
>"documented"
>"friend"
>"real story"

>Documented via PCR (Patient Care Report), which is done mandatory on every single call, and documented into hospital records.
>Coworker
>Yes, real story. I talked to him about it and he's completely serious about all of it.
sure thing


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2. I agree. I've only ever read about these stories online but to hear it from a coworker in person? That changes things, and he was absolutely serious and adamant about it. I went to talk to him about it and he believes it was real.


>Being this much of an atheist shill


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lmao what a load of shit

>Is a real story that's documented
>"LOL HURRRRR DUR BULLSHYT, I DUN BEREEV IT LOL"
>"documented"
>"friend"
>"real story"

>Documented via PCR (Patient Care Report), which is done mandatory on every single call, and documented into hospital records.
>Coworker
>Yes, real story. I talked to him about it and he's completely serious about all of it.
sure thing

So, why don't you believe?


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lmao what a load of shit

>Is a real story that's documented
>"LOL HURRRRR DUR BULLSHYT, I DUN BEREEV IT LOL"
>"documented"
>"friend"
>"real story"

>Documented via PCR (Patient Care Report), which is done mandatory on every single call, and documented into hospital records.
>Coworker
>Yes, real story. I talked to him about it and he's completely serious about all of it.
sure thing

So, why don't you believe?
Because paranormal stuff isn't real


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
I really have no idea...


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lmao what a load of shit

>Is a real story that's documented
>"LOL HURRRRR DUR BULLSHYT, I DUN BEREEV IT LOL"
>"documented"
>"friend"
>"real story"

>Documented via PCR (Patient Care Report), which is done mandatory on every single call, and documented into hospital records.
>Coworker
>Yes, real story. I talked to him about it and he's completely serious about all of it.
sure thing

So, why don't you believe?
Because paranormal stuff isn't real

Well apparently it is


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Remember when Lemon got possessed by that demon? But it turned out to be Shadows, like it always does?

Good times.
wat

Don't act like you don't remember.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Remember when Lemon got possessed by that demon? But it turned out to be Shadows, like it always does?

Good times.
wat

Don't act like you don't remember.
i don't


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.


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Shit, I forgot my s'mores.


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I'm watching princess and the frog at work right now which is equally confusing as this story. I mean, how would a black woman ascend to royalty it's bullshit, and why would a valued monarchy still exist in this era.


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I believe the evil is out there and it can attach itself to take human form.
I believe that my excuse is something... to do with something...

Hi, Kitsunekun, I'm the resident creep, here to creep on you.

Are you really a girl?

Hey.

Hey, Elegiac.

Hey.

She's a fox too.
omg you're right

How old are we again?
<3


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.

I believe the evil is out there and it can attach itself to take human form.
I believe that my excuse is something... to do with something...

Hi, Kitsunekun, I'm the resident creep, here to creep on you.

Are you really a girl?

Hey.

Hey, Elegiac.

Hey.

She's a fox too.
omg you're right

How old are we again?
<3

I'm four.

Thousand.


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I believe the evil is out there and it can attach itself to take human form.
I believe that my excuse is something... to do with something...

Hi, Kitsunekun, I'm the resident creep, here to creep on you.

Are you really a girl?

Yes I'm a girl


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I believe the evil is out there and it can attach itself to take human form.
I believe that my excuse is something... to do with something...

Hi, Kitsunekun, I'm the resident creep, here to creep on you.

Are you really a girl?

Hey.

Hey, Elegiac.

Hey.

She's a fox too.
omg you're right

How old are we again?
<3

I'm four.

Thousand.

Plot master huh? Do you LARP?


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.


I believe the evil is out there and it can attach itself to take human form.
I believe that my excuse is something... to do with something...

Hi, Kitsunekun, I'm the resident creep, here to creep on you.

Are you really a girl?

Hey.

Hey, Elegiac.

Hey.

She's a fox too.
omg you're right

How old are we again?
<3

I'm four.

Thousand.

Plot master huh? Do you LARP?

Not at all. I had some friends in high school who did, but it always seemed rather bizarre to me how seriously they took it, so I was never particularly interested.


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uhhh...

- korrie
I believe in the devil.

I was in Rwanda... trying to help local churches provide aid and sanctuary to refugees. I'd become close with the village elder, Gahiji. He and his family had the respect of everybody, Hutu and Tutsi alike. He'd helped them all... through famines, disease. The militia liked to force Hutu villagers to murder their neighbors... with machetes. But nobody would raise a hand against Gahiji. They said, "Well... how can we kill such a holy man?" So the militia commander sent soldiers... with orders to cut his head off... in front of the entire village. Gahiji didn't try to put up a fight. Just asked for the chance to say goodbye to his family. By the time he was done, even the soldiers didn't wanna kill him. So they went to their commander and asked permission to shoot him. At least give him a quick death. The commander wanted to meet this man... who had won the respect of so many. He went to Gahiji... talked with him in his hut... for many hours. Then he dragged him out in front of his village and hacked him to pieces... along with his entire family. In that man who took Gahiji's life...

...I saw the Devil.


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Who's alts are these?


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I believe in the devil.

I was in Rwanda... trying to help local churches provide aid and sanctuary to refugees. I'd become close with the village elder, Gahiji. He and his family had the respect of everybody, Hutu and Tutsi alike. He'd helped them all... through famines, disease. The militia liked to force Hutu villagers to murder their neighbors... with machetes. But nobody would raise a hand against Gahiji. They said, "Well... how can we kill such a holy man?" So the militia commander sent soldiers... with orders to cut his head off... in front of the entire village. Gahiji didn't try to put up a fight. Just asked for the chance to say goodbye to his family. By the time he was done, even the soldiers didn't wanna kill him. So they went to their commander and asked permission to shoot him. At least give him a quick death. The commander wanted to meet this man... who had won the respect of so many. He went to Gahiji... talked with him in his hut... for many hours. Then he dragged him out in front of his village and hacked him to pieces... along with his entire family. In that man who took Gahiji's life...

...I saw the Devil.
Woah


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Satan is real.
I have photo evidence.
Disturbing Content


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
I believe in the devil.

I was in Rwanda... trying to help local churches provide aid and sanctuary to refugees. I'd become close with the village elder, Gahiji. He and his family had the respect of everybody, Hutu and Tutsi alike. He'd helped them all... through famines, disease. The militia liked to force Hutu villagers to murder their neighbors... with machetes. But nobody would raise a hand against Gahiji. They said, "Well... how can we kill such a holy man?" So the militia commander sent soldiers... with orders to cut his head off... in front of the entire village. Gahiji didn't try to put up a fight. Just asked for the chance to say goodbye to his family. By the time he was done, even the soldiers didn't wanna kill him. So they went to their commander and asked permission to shoot him. At least give him a quick death. The commander wanted to meet this man... who had won the respect of so many. He went to Gahiji... talked with him in his hut... for many hours. Then he dragged him out in front of his village and hacked him to pieces... along with his entire family. In that man who took Gahiji's life...

...I saw the Devil.



Oooooh, spooky!


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
tl dr


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uhhh...

- korrie
I believe in the devil.

I was in Rwanda... trying to help local churches provide aid and sanctuary to refugees. I'd become close with the village elder, Gahiji. He and his family had the respect of everybody, Hutu and Tutsi alike. He'd helped them all... through famines, disease. The militia liked to force Hutu villagers to murder their neighbors... with machetes. But nobody would raise a hand against Gahiji. They said, "Well... how can we kill such a holy man?" So the militia commander sent soldiers... with orders to cut his head off... in front of the entire village. Gahiji didn't try to put up a fight. Just asked for the chance to say goodbye to his family. By the time he was done, even the soldiers didn't wanna kill him. So they went to their commander and asked permission to shoot him. At least give him a quick death. The commander wanted to meet this man... who had won the respect of so many. He went to Gahiji... talked with him in his hut... for many hours. Then he dragged him out in front of his village and hacked him to pieces... along with his entire family. In that man who took Gahiji's life...

...I saw the Devil.



Oooooh, spooky!


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
What if she was acting so people will think that the devil is real therefore become Christian?
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kill yourself